Since its gotten colder I've caught myself making a pot of coffee after dinner every night. I remember my granddad and dad doing this when I was a child and wondering why they would do it. Is this an old man move?
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what's the moment you realized you were getting old
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Absolutely.
like clockwork
First of all, you two are what, less than 40. One, you know you are old when you can't figure out how to add an avatar or whatever and second, BPH ... you two spring chickens know nothing
Wake up at 5:30 am having to go to the bathroom every morning
You last until 530?
Have a relative who couldn't go 10 minutes without having to pee. His bladder wasn't emptying. Had the "Green Light Laser" shoved up his pee hole and the prostate cleaned out. Fixed the problem although he had a catheter inserted for 3 days afterwards. Said it provided better mobility and lifestyle than knee replacement.
I bet you have less 'roids now.
No roids yet
Some of my problems are self-induced as I drink about a gallon of water a day and still lift heavy weights (heavy for me anyway). But, I'm figuring out this quality of life thing as I age, like the importance of fully recovering from workouts, not eating too much, stretching, walking, etc.
I've noticed that I wake up less during the nights if I stop drinking fluids by 8 PM.
Bro, this has more to do with you running a Brothel out of yore house! I too would be hopped up on coffee (and I don’t even drink it) to run a brothel 24/7.
lol that's a thing of the past. I've moved on from that lifestyle.. which is now why I drink coffee
I fell roller skating at my granddaughters birthday party, and two fourteen year olds come rushing up, and were honestly terrified I was close to death.
If that's the case, I became old a few years out of college. Was frequenting them so often, it got a little old.
For me, seeing the gray hairs coming in on my chest. I got out of the shower one morning and thought a few of the hairs were still wet, because they were glistening a bit. Upon closer inspection, nope, gray/white hairs coming in. And those things are thick and strong...like regular hair on crazy old man steroids!
Also, in the past few years, I've managed to hurt my back and my shoulder while sleeping. I've dealt with back issues for a while, so I generally have a good idea how to work that out, but the shoulder issue took about 2 months of physical therapy, and it's still not right. I think I did permanent damage, but can't possibly imagine how that happened, or what I could have done to it. 
Agree 100%. I'm all about the dives and joints. Gimme a good bar conversation over the thumping music of a nightclub/hipster joint.
I said "my knee hurts, it must be getting ready to rain", then a little later it starts raining. Fuck me. 36yo
When I had lunch with John Croot_Overlord and found out he is 10 years younger than my youngest son.
ZFG..... we had a great time would do again.
ZFG..... we had a great time would do again.
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Who pitched?
Backpain every morning ooh
I still get to whine and complain about my old man problems in this thread though.
I relate to @t_money86 about going down the stairs. Some days my feet and knees kill me and some days they don't. Fortunately I've never had back pain issues.
I also get the shoulder sleeping mentioned above. Once a week I have to do rehab exercises in the office to pull my left shoulder back in alignment
I was the catcher so we can leave it at that
Also, in the past few years, I've managed to hurt my back and my shoulder while sleeping. I've dealt with back issues for a while, so I generally have a good idea how to work that out, but the shoulder issue took about 2 months of physical therapy, and it's still not right. I think I did permanent damage, but can't possibly imagine how that happened, or what I could have done to it.
In my mid 30s, I THOUGHT I hurt my back sleeping funny. Woke up hurting, but hadn't done anything to injure it. Went away, came back, went away, came back...finally got MRI and had to have surgery for a herniated disc. Wouldn't wish chronic back pain on anybody.
Being called "sir" by younger people.
Thought I threw my back out pulling up carpet when I turned the wrong way. Thought "well that's a new one".
