What is your morning routine

[absoluteUnit]

I start the day by brewing half a pot of 8 o’clock coffee as soon as I get out of bed. I always intend on drinking it all, but usually get diarrhea before I finish my first cup and forget about it.

Throughout my coffee and shitting I peruse the internet between sports, stonks and a couple forums (including this one).

After that I pound some Metamucil. I eat breakfast half the time depending if I have anything in the pantry or leftovers in the fridge

After that I start my telework by responding to some emails to let everyone know I’m up early working my butt off. After that I go back to sleep and usually wake back up around lunch.

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

After that I start my telework by responding to some emails to let everyone know I’m up early working my butt off. After that I go back to sleep and usually wake back up around lunch.

This part made me fucking lose it

 

[yankmenoodle]

Coffee black. Cigarette. Start this day like all the rest. First thing every morning that I do, I start missing you.

 

[Joe Kings]

I start the day by brewing half a pot of 8 o’clock coffee as soon as I get out of bed. I always intend on drinking it all, but usually get diarrhea before I finish my first cup and forget about it.

Throughout my coffee and shitting I peruse the internet between sports, stonks and a couple forums (including this one).

After that I pound some Metamucil. I eat breakfast half the time depending if I have anything in the pantry or leftovers in the fridge

After that I start my telework by responding to some emails to let everyone know I’m up early working my butt off. After that I go back to sleep and usually wake back up around lunch.

We know fatso. Hey that rhymes. Thx

 

[STMF2X]

Get up between 530-6, put in a dip, take my morning piss & shit while looking at the internet, get in a hot steamy shower, Jack off, finish my shower, shave & brush teeth. Go to work.

 

[RHT 3]

1 Hydro ( 3 back surgeries and constant pain)
1 Diet Coke ( not a fan of coffee)
1 piece of nicotine gum and / or Cope

Proceed to yell at my son to get ready for school
Proceed to yell at the dog to hurry TF up
Click on internet and shitpost

I'll be honest, this is not the future I envisioned.....

 

[shiv]

I grab my phone when I wake up and check TFSF every morning. Lay in bed for a bit while my wife constantly snoozes her alarm.

Usually the thing that gets me up is when I can’t hold my morning piss any longer. Half the time I showered the night before, but if I hadn’t I hop in the shower. Get dressed and take some meds and usually out the door right after that.

I mix up my coffee routine in the morning, but usually figure that out when I get to the office

 

[tiderollsonu]

5:30 wake up
Boil egg, bowl of oatmeal coffee
Shit while it's cooking
Eat
Drink coffee catch up on fsf
Get ready for work
Smoke bowl on porch before leave at 7am.

Currently on the last step now

 

[absoluteUnit]

This part made me fucking lose it

It’s a true story for many days

 

[rebar]

430 get up
431 piss and shit looking around interweb
5am take dogs outside or for a walk
530 shower
545 head to work
Usually drink some chicken bullion if it is cold or water if hot. Up to a quart
6am bust ass til i wear out or finish my work

 

[Jtrain80]

The last 2 days:

Wake up at 2:30 pm
Walk down stairs to gym by 2:45 pm
Shower and dress by 4:00 pm
On location by 5:00 pm
In bed by 6:45 am

One of my coworkers had a cocaine dependency come to light, made me quit drinking and straighten up.

 

[kingsolomonwisdom]

1.) Whim Hof and grounding
2.) Meditation
3.) visualization
4.) Cold shower
5.) Hydrogen Water
6.) Read
7.) Feed animals
8.) Fruit
9.) Workout
10.) Eat Raw animal fat and raw meat