That was a first for me....

[Tigerbomb]

I've walked this earth for 40+ years and taken in excess of 15,000 dumps but it finally happened.

I clogged the toilet with a massive dump.

Before anyone says "it was the toilet paper" just stop right there as i attempted a flush before wiping as I knew it was a big one as it took a while to ease it out.

15,000+ before it happens has to be a record, right?

 

[FLOP JOHNSON]

compacted semen IYAM

 

[pleaseclap]

Was it a known toilet? For whatever fucking reason, there are toilets out there that are manufactured to flush with the power of goddamn Chinese water torture.

 

[dirtytoeddawg]

I've walked this earth for 40+ years and taken in excess of 15,000 dumps but it finally happened.

I clogged the toilet with a massive dump.

Before anyone says "it was the toilet paper" just stop right there as i attempted a flush before wiping as I knew it was a big one as it took a while to ease it out.

15,000+ before it happens has to be a record, right?

 

[Tigerbomb]

compacted semen IYAM

It was definitely compacted but definitely not semen.

It would have slid right out if butt stuff had been involved.

 

[PawPower1981]

Was it a known toilet? For whatever fucking reason, there are toilets out there that are manufactured to flush with the power of goddamn Chinese water torture.

mine sucks, it looks like someone emptied a toaster after the turd disappears

 

[Tigerbomb]

Was it a known toilet? For whatever fucking reason, there are toilets out there that are manufactured to flush with the power of goddamn Chinese water torture.

Same toilet that has handled thousands of dumps.

 

[pleaseclap]

Same toilet that has handled thousands of dumps.

Then I believe congratulations are in order, young man. Well done.

 

[MikeHunt78]

I've walked this earth for 40+ years and taken in excess of 15,000 dumps but it finally happened.

I clogged the toilet with a massive dump.

Before anyone says "it was the toilet paper" just stop right there as i attempted a flush before wiping as I knew it was a big one as it took a while to ease it out.

15,000+ before it happens has to be a record, right?

 

[quickfeet]

Well done OP - proud for you

 

[Zigjr]

I never have but a buddy in high school did. I was playing poker on the computer and he came in with tears in eyes from forcing that thing out and laughing. He was like dude you have to come see this. I went to check it out and he basically had shit a baseball. He used a pencil to break it up and flush it. I can’t make that shit up...literally.

 

[Quatch$]

Ohh Pee, first off congratulations. Second off may I welcome you to peruse my thread from a week ago... you’ve earned it.


Thread 'Shit Post'
http://crootn.com/index.php?threads/shit-post.1382/

 

[Tigerbomb]

Ohh Pee, first off congratulations. Second off may I welcome you to peruse my thread from a week ago... you’ve earned it.


Thread 'Shit Post'
http://crootn.com/index.php?threads/shit-post.1382/

That thread wouldn't have interested me a week ago. Now I'm intrigued.

 

[Rebarcock.]

I clogged the hotel shitter in disney when i was 12. Im 48 now and still catch hell from my fam for it.
Wait til you cant trust a fart. The day after drinking is like Russian roulette

 

[AC2020]

Congrats on becoming a real man at 40 Opee.

 

[CBradSmith]

There really is a gif for everything.

 

[Cletusnow]

I've walked this earth for 40+ years and taken in excess of 15,000 dumps but it finally happened.

I clogged the toilet with a massive dump.

Before anyone says "it was the toilet paper" just stop right there as i attempted a flush before wiping as I knew it was a big one as it took a while to ease it out.

15,000+ before it happens has to be a record, right?

Call me when you’re up to once per week.