Master Thread random post....some maybe NSFW

[JuliusLeRoy]

car driver is ok!…..but the truck driver needs to check the passenger side mirror….

 

[JuliusLeRoy]

legend…..

 

[shiv]

golf in Scotland…..

Scotland? I think you mean Jamaica

 

[JuliusLeRoy]

NSFW language…,,

 

[JuliusLeRoy]

Scotland? I think you mean D’yer Mak’er

 

[JuliusLeRoy]

photo the brother-in-law took about a month ago near Steinhatchee, Florida in the Gulf….JuliusLeRoy goes aesfuckinthetic…

 

[TJHall1]

photo the brother-in-law took about a month ago near Steinhatchee, Florida in the Gulf….JuliusLeRoy goes aesfuckinthetic…

Did he shoot that gamebird?

 

[JuliusLeRoy]

Did he shoot that gamebird?

Christmas dinner

 

[TopHook]

Christmas dinner

Did he shoot that gamebird?

@TJHall1 that is not a game bird. When you do come down please DO NOT shoot the egrets.

 

[JuliusLeRoy]

lotsa Stairway versions mashed into one…actually pretty cool….saw Zep twice so I’m qualified to say so……played for 3 1/2 hours first time and 3 3/4 hours the second…10 bucks a shot….imagine the cost per ticket today

 

[JuliusLeRoy]

ya gotta like the newbies that like 14 posts on page 1 that were posted a year ago…well I did take a sabbatical for awhile until I went crazy here lately…don’t worry…I’ll get tired of this shit again

 

[JuliusLeRoy]

so the granddaughter drives through the swing which in turn lifts the front end off the ground and you see the end result…she comes into the house and says….”I could use some help”

 

[JuliusLeRoy]

three couples trying to join a church…old couple, middle-aged couple and a young couple…they all meet with the pastor at the church and he explains that one requirement is that they have to abstain from sex for a month to get into the church…they all agree and depart…a month later they return to meet with the pastor at the church again…he asks the couples how’d it go…guy from the older couple says no problem…the pastor tells the older couple they’re in…asked by the pastor the guy from the middle aged couple responds and says there were some anxious moments but he and the wife got through it ok…the pastor tells them they’re in…..so the pastor inquires to the young couple….…the young couple guy answers saying…..”well, we gave it our best shot but after a coupla weeks one day the wife knocked a can off the shelf and bent over to pick it up and I just couldn’t take it any longer”……the pastor says that he’s sorry but they won’t be able to join the church……the young guy replies…”that’s ok sir….we can’t go back to Publix either”

 

[Hoosier in Mad Town]

golf in Scotland…..

 

[JuliusLeRoy]

one of my 4 favorite golf jokes…don’t worry…I’ll eventually share them all…..


a man comes home from playing golf...his wife meets him at the front door bitching…perturbed and having not been a great day on the course the disgruntled husband gets mad, loses it and pulls his nine iron out of his golf bag and angrily kills his wife with a few blows to her head…not long afterwards he gets to feeling remorseful about what he’d done and calls the police to confess to his deadly deed…before long the police and detectives show up and he greets them at the front door and the scene of the crime…the detectives immediately peruse the scene and one of them inquisitively asks the husband “well..what the hell happened?”…he explains to the detectives that he came home after a frustrating round of golf, she went to bitching, he lost it and then he struck her with his nine iron.…the stunned detective interjects “my God man…she’s a mess”…..and then inquires…”how many times did you hit her?”…the husband replies…”7…..but put me down for 6”

 

[shiv]

ya gotta like the newbies that like 14 posts on page 1 that were posted a year ago…well I did take a sabbatical for awhile until I went crazy here lately…don’t worry…I’ll get tired of this shit again

This thread is a beautiful archive. Glad it was bumped so maybe others can contribute.

Seems like a good thread for @Timothy

 

[theDane8106]

Just found out cock fighting is with chickens. 12 months of training fucking wasted

 

[Emma tenywa]

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What If he nails him back, will he be considered as one of them who nailed him in the first place

 

[Timothy]

This thread is a beautiful archive. Glad it was bumped so maybe others can contribute.

Seems like a good thread for @Timothy

I like this thread but for the NSFW aspect. Not that I am a prude, but I like my job.

 

[JuliusLeRoy]

 

[ChicagoFats]

Youtube never wastes a a good opportunity. The free speech forum video about a tsunami and youtube thinks its important that you know its related to climate change.

Yes an undersea volcano erupting is directly related to human made climate change. Idiots.

 

[JuliusLeRoy]

so I’m on a “Stairway” kick….an oldie…

“Stairway” is a trip backwards though…

 

[Sgfeer]

 

[22*43*51]

so I’m on a “Stairway” kick….an oldie…

“Stairway” is a trip backwards though…

 

[JuliusLeRoy]

 

[JuliusLeRoy]

 

[LVRebel]

That's pretty cool and all, but no chance you would get me to do that. I understand it's a trained bird, but if one of those talons strays to the side at all, you'd lose an eye or something...and for that reason,

 

[Hotze]

 

[TopHook]

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If staples has staples, what does dicks have?

 

[Emma tenywa]

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Wonder how dilapidated it gets for those ladies who take on monster cocks in vids on brazzers

 

[JuliusLeRoy]

JuliusLeRoy’s true stories….

a friend was at a tavern in a small North Florida coastal town drinking and listening to the conversation…the boys at the bar were discussing their past sexual conquests…this one guy touting his record brags that he reckons that other than his mother and his sister that he’s screwed just about every woman in town….upon hearing this another guy down the bar speaks up and replies nonchalantly that he reckons then that means that between the two of them they “got ‘em all”

 

[Oler Ted]

NSFW language…,,

I saw this somewhere else. Osteens face when the dude calls him out is hilarious

 

[Sgfeer]

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[Oler Ted]

ya gotta like the newbies that like 14 posts on page 1 that were posted a year ago…well I did take a sabbatical for awhile until I went crazy here lately…don’t worry…I’ll get tired of this shit again

Pace yo self

 

[Oler Ted]

Just found out cock fighting is with chickens. 12 months of training fucking wasted

 

[Oler Ted]

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Holy shit out hard

 

[irishaaron]

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[madman71]

 

[madman71]

 

[JuliusLeRoy]

saw the old photos thread…this is one of my favorite old photos…the JFK motorcade about to turn onto the Stemmons Freeway en route to Parkland Hospital…they were supposed to be making that same turn on the way to a presidential dinner engagement…you can see the School Book Depository in the background…expanding the photo you’ll see bystanders unaware of what had just occurred waving at the Kennedy Limo…if you look between the Main Street underpass and the back right of the white car next to the presidential limo you’ll notice a curb/median between Main and Elm Street…that’s why the motorcade made the turn at the beginning of Dealey Plaza onto Houston and then the turn on Elm right under the School Book Depository making an easy target of JFK instead of just going straight down Main…Houston is a one way street and the presidential limo was actually going the wrong way…you can get legally to Elm a block earlier…the presidential limo wasn’t hopping the median