Punch line first. Know the joke? thread

[sanction]

 

[weaponoffreedom]

i do not get it, fuck yall

 

[22*43*51]

"That's impressive" said the third Cowboy.(as he stirred the coals with his penis...)

 

[shiv]

i do not get it, fuck yall

Everyone here is posting the punchline (answer) to a joke. You have to guess what the joke was that resulted in the punchline

 

[weaponoffreedom]

Everyone here is posting the punchline (answer) to a joke. You have to guess what the joke was that resulted in the punchline

thanks, as i am an idiot, and sometimes need clarification.

 

[shiv]

thanks, as i am an idiot, and sometimes need clarification.

i understand. Sometimes I have mental breakdowns over the most simple things

 

[Timothy]

Well, we were married for 30 years

 

[Hoppo]

Chunks is the name of my dog.

 

[Timothy]

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change

 

[Timothy]

It’s the only sport where you fondle balls and swing with other men.

 

[MIZCDB]

Is it moose cock?

 

[Timothy]

I do not feel pain when I piss, I just wish I was awake to enjoy it.

 

[Timothy]

But in reality, I am the one being moved and shook.

 

[ChingChongDingDong]

@Rube Reaper

 

[Nayat]

That dog would bite you!

Haven't scrolled TTT yet...

Guy sees a dog licking his nuts, says to his buddy, "I wish I could do that"

 

[Nayat]

You don’t say anything, she didn’t listen the first 2 times.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

 

[Nayat]

Chunks is the name of my dog.

Guy to his co-worker: I got so drunk last night at the bar, I blew chunks when I got home"
Co-worker: That's not so bad, a lot of people throw up when they've had to much to drink"

 

[Nayat]

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change

How many psychologists/therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

[Timothy]

She said, “I heard you, but I'd rather just have a talking frog!"

 

[Nayat]

Bartender says, "and you think I asked for a 10" pianist?"

 

[Cletusnow]

Good morning ladies!