Punch line first. Know the joke? thread

[Timothy]

That dog would bite you!

 

[Timothy]

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball

 

[TopHook]

If I could lick it like that.

 

[TopHook]

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball

"That"- she

 

[hmt5000]

Wrecked 'em hell. It killed 'em both.

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

This guy!

 

[Timothy]

I’m so drunk!

 

[TopHook]

I’m so drunk!

@Rebarcock.

 

[Timothy]

You wait until he takes a pea, and then you kick him in the ice hole

 

[Timothy]

I Hopi Navajo to go through that again.

 

[Timothy]

Coach, I don't think I can even swallow that.

 

[ShaolinNole]

The chicken

 

[Timothy]

It was a failed coo attempt

 

[weaponoffreedom]

what the fuck is going on here?

 

[Timothy]

what the fuck is going on here?

That one is a classic!

 

[Timothy]

Beef strokin’ off.

 

[Oler Ted]

Coach, I don't think I can even swallow that.

Coach says: you’ve got to go deep

Quarterback says:

 

[Oler Ted]

Beef strokin’ off.

What do you call a cow with it’s left side paralyzed?

 

[Oler Ted]

what the fuck is going on here?

What did Hitler say when he time travelled to 2022?

 

[Oler Ted]

I Hopi Navajo to go through that again.

What did the Indian say after watching the Rings of Power?

 

[Oler Ted]

You wait until he takes a pea, and then you kick him in the ice hole

How do you stop Mr. Freeze from taking the vegetable under all over the princesses mattresses?

 

[Oler Ted]

That dog would bite you!

What did the lady with a bestiality fetish say when her friend asked her why she wouldn’t let her pit bull plow her?

 

[Uncle Muscles]

That dog would bite you!

What did Joe Biden say about the economy?

 

[Uncle Muscles]

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball

What did Joe Biden say about the economy?

 

[Uncle Muscles]

If I could lick it like that.

What did Joe Biden say about the economy?

 

[Uncle Muscles]

Wrecked 'em hell. It killed 'em both.

What did Joe Biden say about the economy?

 

[Uncle Muscles]

This guy!

What did Joe Biden say about the economy?

 

[Uncle Muscles]

You wait until he takes a pea, and then you kick him in the ice hole

What did Joe Biden say about the economy?

 

[Uncle Muscles]

I Hopi Navajo to go through that again.

What did Joe Biden say about the economy?

 

[Uncle Muscles]

A gorilla shit in his face

 

[Timothy]

The forensic team confirms it is Trump’s piss, but the handwriting is Dr. Jill’s

 

[weaponoffreedom]

What did Joe Biden say about the economy?

fuck it!

 

[weaponoffreedom]

What did Hitler say when he time travelled to 2022?

Hey Oler Ted?

 

[Uncle Muscles]

Hey Oler Ted?

The concept of this thread.










Your head

 

[Uncle Muscles]

The forensic team confirms it is Trump’s piss, but the handwriting is Dr. Jill’s

Please tell me the joke that results in this punch line

 

[Timothy]

Joe Biden looked out onto the White House lawn and saw “Let’s go Brandon” written in the snow…

 

[Edgehollow]

You don’t say anything, she didn’t listen the first 2 times.

 

[Timothy]

The chicken

The rooster came first

 

[ShaolinNole]

The rooster came first

That’s not the joke!

 

[sanction]

Jimbo Fishers Termination Date & Buyout

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