People and things I dislike.

[Rva]

1. The music band Aerosmith.
2. People who don’t pull over for emergency vehicles and funerals.
3. People who pull over for city buses.
4. Dogs in restaurants and stores.
5. Those who feel the need to fake cough near smokers.
6. Texas A&M graduates.
7. Baylor University graduates.
8. NFL fans.
9. Jeep renegade drivers.
10. Men who wear ties that are tied too short.
11. Green messages texters
12. Women who decline my sexual advances.
13. Pitbull owners.
14. people who are mean to waiters and are bad tippers.
15. Non-waiters who have a tip jar on their service counter.
16. People who tuck in their shirts and don’t wear belts.
17. Customer service representatives at enterprise Rent-A-Car.
18. Drunk drivers who don’t call Uber.
19. People with perfect spelling and grammar and emails and text messages.
20. People who talk on speakerphone in public
21. those who color coordinate their sneakers to their clothes
22. Facebook marketplace, buyers and sellers.
23. Chubby women with small breasts.
24. Chubby women who think they’re attractive.
25. People who put religious symbols on their business cards.
26. Tourists who drive very slow near the ocean

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

Notice that cocks is not on the list.

 

[shiv]

-Slow drivers in the left lane
-Insurance commercials
-Taylor Swift
-Other peoples pets
-Reality TV shows
-Coexist stickers
-Hatchback cars
-Streaming services
-All politicians

 

[TheNJNole]

Notice that cocks is not on the list.

Neither is Iowa football or assholes that wear a hat in a fine restaurant

 

[TheNJNole]

-Slow drivers in the left lane
-Insurance commercials
-Taylor Swift
-Other peoples pets
-Reality TV shows
-Coexist stickers
-Hatchback cars
-Streaming services
-All politicians

Inwas expecting Mike Norvell, Bama's FIRST choice....

 

[shiv]

Inwas expecting Mike Norvell, Bama's FIRST choice....

-Florida State fans

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

1- communists

2- people that spread communist propaganda

3- people that use free speech as a cover to spread communism/ communist propaganda

4- when other people ask you to help break their pet’s bad habits because you are “the dog whisperer”

5- Russians

6- the term “tax efficient”

7- when they put your straw in the bag instead of handing it to you with your drink

8- the scrapings from scratch off tickets

9- people that don’t mimic driving laws when pushing their shopping cart

10- accents

11- brown eggs

12- when ups drivers don’t read the tab for your delivery instructions so they ring the door bell

13- people that don’t dead head their plants in their planter beds

 

[AgEngDawg]

Where the F are UGA fans on the lists? Have I been slacking?

 

[hmt5000]

The one thing that pisses me off more than anything is when you are on a long straight stretch and its clearly obvious noone is behind you but some asshole pulls out in front of you forcing you to slam on your brakes and then proceeds to do 5mph under the speed limit. If you aren't in a fucking hurry then why TF did you pull out in front of me in such a way?

 

[s-ou-thern]

I despise the super courteous guy waving cars to get in front as all traffic at a light stands still. Then four cars miss the light because the idiot begged one car to go in front. Virtual-signaling at traffic signal ass wipes.

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

Where the F are UGA fans on the lists? Have I been slacking?

I don’t think gay thoughts so y’all just never came to mind.

 

[CuriousFiend]

1- communists

2- people that spread communist propaganda

3- people that use free speech as a cover to spread communism/ communist propaganda

 

[CuriousFiend]

The one thing that pisses me off more than anything is when you are on a long straight stretch and its clearly obvious noone is behind you but some asshole pulls out in front of you forcing you to slam on your brakes and then proceeds to do 5mph under the speed limit. If you aren't in a fucking hurry then why TF did you pull out in front of me in such a way?

Yeah I encounter at least 1 of these idiots during every trip into the city.
It's bloody ridiculous and in most cases I'm sure they do it intentionally -based on the way they more often slow down once you're right behind them.

These are probably the same types who go 80km in a 100km zone but as soon as they get to a passing lane they suddenly speed up as if they're trying not to let anyone pass—then it's back to 80km after the passing lane ends.

 

[Joe King]

19. People with perfect spelling and grammar and emails and text messages.

You forgot a period . on #'s 11, 20, 21, and 26.

1- communists

2- people that spread communist propaganda

3- people that use free speech as a cover to spread communism/ communist propaganda

Why you hatin' on the democrats?

10- accents

I never took you as ant-immigrant. They almost all have accents.

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

You forgot a period . on #'s 11, 20, 21, and 26.



Why you hatin' on the democrats?




I never took you as ant-immigrant. They almost all have accents.

Southern accents bother me even more than foreign accents.

 

[Joe King]

Southern accents bother me even more than foreign accents.

Well, bless your heart.