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New Jurassic park movie
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Nodda. Gotta go old school. Go enjoy some popcorn and a giant bourbon and Coke.
TJHall1
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Yup. I won't go to a theater and give money to them hollywood fuck bags. Been prolly 5 years since I wasted money on that.
Also I don't have to listen to 200 other jackasses sitting around me.
TJHall1
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That's odd. How am I currently watching it in my house??
Link?
TJHall1
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That's against the law.
What service?
TJHall1
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TJHall1
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Believe me, you don't want to watch this shit anyways.
You have IMAX visual capabilities in your house? Color me impressed.
TJHall1
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Ya, I don't give a shit about any imax bullshit. Id rather watch it in my living room with booze and snacks and without the 200 tool bags sitting around me ooohing and awwwing at dumb shit. Also I'm not donating money to all the fags in Hollywood as you are.
But you're someone who'd go see a movie in theaters 2 or 3 times in a week. To me that's just fuckin weird, but after reading how obsessed you are with tom cruise I'm not surprised. You do you. I'll continue to not go to movie theaters.
I will never deny that I’m a weirdo. Most skydivers are.
TJHall1
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Did you ever see the video of the old lady sky divers getting thrown out of the plane?
No but I took a naked one out of a plane once.
TJHall1
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I'll see if I can find it. It's pretty funny, but I'm guessing necessary, as those old hags prolly would have a hard time getting themselves a good enough jump out the plane.
My lady was 82 and needed to check something off of her list. Weirdest jump ever. Still on her Christmas card list.
Was permabanned for the millionth time 2 mos ago
RIp
TJHall1
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You clearly have no idea what permabanned means. Smh.
Dude.... I've had like 10 different accounts over the years.
Am I gonna have to put your head back into the toilet bowl and flush it again.....
TJHall1
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How pathetic.
TJHall1
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TJHall1
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What's even funnier is that you prolly spend 40 bucks between your ticket, popcorn, drink, gas to watch that bullshit.
I spent whatever 2 hours of my electric bill cost to run the TV. Not to mention you're funding Hollywood. Smh.
$76 plus tip to be exact. At least the couple next to me was just as entertaining. We bought one another shots talking about my line of Michael rolling in his grave and Spielberg probably taking a poop while laughing at the reviews.
I, all jokes aside, counted 11 various liberal/animal/earth/political references by the time I was an hour in.
PleasureMoose
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we won't...you seem to be the only one who didn't know this already
I figured everyone gets a mulligan. Will I go see “Indiana Jones 5” and forget about the abortion? You’re damn right I will.
But I shouldn’t have given 4 mulligans to one franchise.
TJHall1
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You're fucking retarded.I figured everyone gets a mulligan. Will I go see “Indiana Jones 5” and forget about the abortion? You’re damn right I will.
But I shouldn’t have given 4 mulligans to one franchise.
You tell use Fuck head. Im with you. I do not want to give them a dime. Plus I have a nice watching area at home.. So tell us how are you watching them at home?
Thank you Im watching Top gun now before I close up and leave for the weekend
PleasureMoose
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I figured everyone gets a mulligan. Will I go see “Indiana Jones 5” and forget about the abortion? You’re damn right I will.
But I shouldn’t have given 4 mulligans to one franchise.
Had about forgotten that episode. What a gem, that was.
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Watched the Hotshots and Naked Gun movies last week, and fuckin almost died laughing.
Shot to both GCs for these awesome recommendations,... TJ and Garnet.
Will repay the favour asap
As for J Park,...wtf aye!
A fart in a balloon has more substance than the 2hrs of highly polished nothingness presented.
Ended up blazed af, manicuring bud the whole time instead.
Shot to both GCs for these awesome recommendations,... TJ and Garnet.
Will repay the favour asap
As for J Park,...
wtf aye!A fart in a balloon has more substance than the 2hrs of highly polished nothingness presented.
Ended up blazed af, manicuring bud the whole time instead.Similar threads
