Gettin down tonight. Starting this LNC early, whatchall Doin?
MAAAAAaaafucka it’s on (LNC Thread)
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Shitting, drinking and listening to Slipknot
My wife watches it 24/7. Cannot do it.
She watches riots 24/7?
Pretty much. It’s sad.
Go on
Pretty much summed it up there lol
Well what’s the name of it?
Cymbalta
Scratched the snook dinner due to day drinking. Watching Yellowstone with a nice wine buzz and gummy high.
I’m being a maniac. Wife has to get ready for work so dissecting the 2 hour DVR tape of today’s Spring Game. I will be doing this all night...guess it’s better than sitting in a bar since wife will be working
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I’m buzzin like a MAfucka! Eeeerrrrrone gets a like ITT
Jtrain80
Legendary
I’m being a maniac. Wife has to get ready for work so dissecting the 2 hour DVR tape of today’s Spring Game. I will be doing this all night...guess it’s better than sitting in a bar since wife will be working
I read someone else's post about the spring game, maybe yours.....
Freaked out. Thought I missed OU's. Scrambled to see how it went.
Shit, looks like we are in the running for a Fulmer Cup. Potential AA WR & a rotational RB arrested for armed robbery and pistol whipping the victim. Had to contact OU athletics to get current address. The police blotter has been transcribed and on internet. Not good.
Dude, don’t go to bed now! I need y’all maaafackas up!
I meant “get in bed” just got my plowing done.
And ordered some Steak Out. I bet most all you fags don’t know the joy of Steak out
Wife passed out, switched off Yellowstone to this Andre the Giant doc. Dude averaged 100 beers a day. Mean Gene just said we would order a case of wine and that would start him off. Holy fuck.
Bro I haven’t had steak out since I was in high school! Didn’t even know it was a thing anymore!!?
Jtrain80
Legendary
I did some work for a guy that played at OU, in the NFL, and was a professional wrestler.
His drinking stories with Andre were top notch. He said the problem was a regular beer looked like a communion shot in his hands.
One particular night they had a contest between Andre, Bill(customer), and Gorilla Monsoon.
They had to tie Gorilla to a lamppost with his own belt while they finished, because he got kicked out of the bar. Final tally: gorilla 30, bill 60, Andre 115.
Jtrain80
Legendary
Late night crew. Aka, best bar in town.
QuanChi
Elite
Fuckin A, I think I made the morning crew and night crew today. Proves one thing. I have no life
Jtrain80
Legendary
Just means you aren't getting into trouble. Do you enjoy adult beverages?
Wife smoked the last joint, refuses to go get more, ran me out of the kitchen, fucked up my dinner, then didnt eat anything I salvaged.
Aaannnddd we are on to Tequila.
There are three in Huntsville. Plowed the wife, then order a cheeseburger, sweet tea and 3 chocolate chip cookies. Merica! I still didn’t get my body tape, but when does the official challenge start?
Just told a story he was too big for bathroom on flights from NYC to Tokyo. So they pulled a curtain and he pissed in a pitcher.
QuanChi
Elite
I’m more of a hallucinogen guy, but these days my brain channels are pretty burned out. I’ll partake now and then, but am generally brain damaged enough to hang out with you guys
Jtrain80
Legendary
It was so interesting to talk to someone who was there.
I was doing some tile work for him and he wanted to talk my ear off, and have his shit done all at the same time.
@Chris Farley watching Young Frankenstein, Caddyshack and drinking Tito’s, Lemonade and a splash of grapefruit juice z
How are you watching young Frankenstein and caddy shack at the same time!?
QuanChi
Elite
I didn’t even process that
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