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BurntJ

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My cat is an evil sadistic killing machine. She bags a bird once a week. The sick part is she wounds them, then sits patiently waiting for the to die. Today's entertainment:

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Savage! Got anymore. Wife wants a cat, we’re full at the inn if you will with 2-3/4 dogs. And all females but me…(well technically 1 dog but he is short ,fat and a squatter so that’s a female to me).
Told her outdoor cat is possibility.
 

RJ2kWJ

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I know I come off as a pussy, but I’m terrified about my next doc appointment. I’m going to be the first damn surfer with a bad ass TFSF prosthetic carbon leg.
 

Jtrain80

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Savage! Got anymore. Wife wants a cat, we’re full at the inn if you will with 2-3/4 dogs. And all females but me…(well technically 1 dog but he is short ,fat and a squatter so that’s a female to me).
Told her outdoor cat is possibility.

I have another inside cat named Phil.

We got Janice and Carl when they were kittens. Carl had a rape problem, poor Janice. They both got kicked outside, Carl eventually disappeared, Janice won't leave. She is a bit jaded and doesn't take to male cats..

Phil is awesome, but Janice tries to kill him.

We feed her enough to keep the bird population up. She also kills moles and mice. Actually, chews their heads off and leaves them as a trophy on the back porch. Hannibal lecter style.
 

Shaun52

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I know I come off as a pussy, but I’m terrified about my next doc appointment. I’m going to be the first damn surfer with a bad ass TFSF prosthetic carbon leg.
Wait wut? You lost your leg?
 

shiv

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I know I come off as a pussy, but I’m terrified about my next doc appointment. I’m going to be the first damn surfer with a bad ass TFSF prosthetic carbon leg.
Is that where it’s going? I knew you had some serious issues
 

shiv

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I been laid up in bed sick mostly since 6pm yesterday. Pretty sure I contracted the ligma varient. But I’m feeling better now
 

Jtrain80

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I know I come off as a pussy, but I’m terrified about my next doc appointment. I’m going to be the first damn surfer with a bad ass TFSF prosthetic carbon leg.

Nothing to fear, but fear itself.

I know a guy that installed carpet for 25 yrs w one leg. Guy slayed more women than you can imagine. Something about woman's need to help.

He has a guide service now if you want to talk to someone with that scenario in life.
 

BurntJ

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I have another inside cat named Phil.

We got Janice and Carl when they were kittens. Carl had a rape problem, poor Janice. They both got kicked outside, Carl eventually disappeared, Janice won't leave. She is a bit jaded and doesn't take to male cats..

Phil is awesome, but Janice tries to kill him.

We feed her enough to keep the bird population up. She also kills moles and mice. Actually, chews their heads off and leaves them as a trophy on the back porch. Hannibal lecter style.
If/when she decides she’d like a new home….send her my way….there is plenty to kill here!
I absolutely need one of these. My best friend had one that did lt too.
 

TJHall1

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I have another inside cat named Phil.

We got Janice and Carl when they were kittens. Carl had a rape problem, poor Janice. They both got kicked outside, Carl eventually disappeared, Janice won't leave. She is a bit jaded and doesn't take to male cats..

Phil is awesome, but Janice tries to kill him.

We feed her enough to keep the bird population up. She also kills moles and mice. Actually, chews their heads off and leaves them as a trophy on the back porch. Hannibal lecter style.
Awesome, awesome names.
 

Jtrain80

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If/when she decides she’d like a new home….send her my way….there is plenty to kill here!
I absolutely need one of these. My best friend had one that did lt too.

My grandpa told me the secret to cats, you feed them just enough to keep them around. They will go feral faster than any domesticated animal.
 

RJ2kWJ

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I have another inside cat named Phil.

We got Janice and Carl when they were kittens. Carl had a rape problem, poor Janice. They both got kicked outside, Carl eventually disappeared, Janice won't leave. She is a bit jaded and doesn't take to male cats..

Phil is awesome, but Janice tries to kill him.

We feed her enough to keep the bird population up. She also kills moles and mice. Actually, chews their heads off and leaves them as a trophy on the back porch. Hannibal lecter style.
Is this like a Phil Collins or a Phil Philly? What’s going on?!
 

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