Johnny Depp describes Amber Heard shitting in his bed at defamation trial

[quickfeet]

 

[PerdidoKeyFrisbee]

This is turning into a defecation trial.....a real shit show.

 

[Timothy]

That's so hot. why did they get divorced?

 

[quickfeet]

 

[quickfeet]

That's so hot. why did they get divorced?

She only did it once maybe?

 

[AgEngDawg]

Gross.

 

[44Bobcats55]

I could have told that story in about 15 seconds. That response was contrived.

 

[PleasureMoose]

i don't see an issue here... wish she'd shit in my bed

 

[absoluteUnit]

Imagine the smell

 

[Belezabro]

I could have told that story in about 15 seconds. That response was contrived.

Actors acting

 

[Jayhacker]

If only they would have covered the maxwell trial this precisely.

 

[22*43*51]

 

[Taggart]

 

[hmt5000]

Spoiler: obligatory

 

[Taggart]

Spoiler: obligatory

Need @CuriousFiend to photoshop a turd sliding out of her ass

 

[Deleted member 2886]

Need @CuriousFiend to photoshop a turd sliding out of her ass

Thankfully someone's already done it.

 

[tiderollsonu]

 

[BLatta12]

Bitches be crazy.

 

[LakeRanger]

 

[TFSF]

@Cyberty

 

[TopHook]

I wanna know how or what position she was in.

 

[TheRealJohnCooper]

If only they would have covered the maxwell trial this precisely.

Preach.

 

[OPD77]

Well she's obviously the only one that gave a shit about their marriage.

 

[quickfeet]

I’m taking an absolute monster shit right now. Would have destroyed Johnny’s bed

 

[s-ou-thern]

I could have told that story in about 15 seconds. That response was contrived.

Yeah. That story should have been much more interesting…

 

[TopHook]

 

[AgEngDawg]

Ok, Johnny lost me when he called her a fatass. That girl needs some more bonus booty.

Johnny used to date Kate Moss so we obviously have different tastes.

To each his own, but that ain't Kentucky bro!

 

[Jayhacker]

How many days of testimony will it take for Amber to say Johnny was fkn the dog?

 

[TopHook]

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[TJHall1]

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This legitimately made me LOL

 

[BLatta12]

 

[PleasureMoose]

 

[TFSF]

 

[TFSF]

 

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