Is it true that you get magic powers at 30 years old if you're still a virgin?

[QuanChi]

My brother keeps telling me this of the case. He’s got just a couple months to go and he’s getting very excited

 

[Emma tenywa]

Eighteenth century europe mybe

 

[GarnetPild]

I'd guess the only power you get by not having sex by 30 is the ability to continue that streak for the rest of your life. If you can't get it done in your prime, good luck as an old.

 

[Juro]

Not sure about 30, but at 40, I heard it makes you a ladies man.

 

[Cre8ive]

My brother keeps telling me this of the case. He’s got just a couple months to go and he’s getting very excited

Yes - women magically avoid your awkward ass.

 

[yankmenoodle]

I think you become a tourist attraction. Something people travel hundreds of miles to see.

 

[Jtrain80]

@bigbucnole why don't you tell us about your 30th birthday.

 

[Cre8ive]

My brother keeps telling me this of the case. He’s got just a couple months to go and he’s getting very excited

You said excited - is he running around with a woodie?

 

[QuanChi]

You said excited - is he running around with a woodie?

No he is just awaiting his magic spells. I wonder if he will be a fire mage or an ice sorcerer.

 

[America 1st]

@absoluteUnit

 

[QuanChi]

Yes - women magically avoid your awkward ass.

Which magical techniques would I need to master to be the perfect assassin, and where do I learn them?

 

[Cre8ive]

Which magical techniques would I need to master to be the perfect assassin, and where do I learn them?

All you have to do is REMEMBER - this is from Plato's Phaedo. According to the Platonic cosmic law is simply the basic idea is that the soul comes from the world of ideas and everything we learn in this world is really remembering something from that ideal place. Now that is a concept that kills it.

 

[absoluteUnit]

@absoluteUnit

yes I can predict the future sometimes

 

[RollyInRaleigh]

I hope it works for @Rube Reaper and that the magical power is a functioning brain.

 

[TopHook]

yes I can predict the future sometimes

@absoluteUnit what am I about to do?

 

[Rube Reaper]

I hope it works for @Rube Reaper and that the magical power is a functioning brain.

Obviously I have a functioning brain because I’ve gotten my booster.

Can’t say the same for most around here.

 

[absoluteUnit]

@absoluteUnit what am I about to do?

Shit your pants. Next question

 

[absoluteUnit]

I hope it works for @Rube Reaper and that the magical power is a functioning brain.

Guy seems like an absolute cum dumpster. Not that there is anything wrong with that though

 

[RollyInRaleigh]

Guy seems like an absolute cum dumpster. Not that there is anything wrong with that though

No doubt about it...

 

[RollyInRaleigh]

Obviously I have a functioning brain because I’ve gotten my booster.

Can’t say the same for most around here.

...maybe a functioning immune system then...