i swear i am a bald eagle

[JerBearr]

Truthfully, i identify as a Bald Eagle. I just want a safe space i can dive into the Yukon river and catch salmon. If i cant rend their insides for my fletchlings without your judgement then youre imposing on my rights, and as a Bald Eagle youre also imposing on freedom itself.

 

[imprimis]

Just don't fly near any windmills.

 

[America 1st]

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Peregrine Falcon myself, but bald eagles are bad ass. Good on you OP.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

This fucker wouldn’t leave me alone.

 

[22*43*51]

I believe you can fly Jer.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

He wouldn’t leave for days. Always gave me the look though.

 

[BurntJ]

Truthfully, i identify as a Bald Eagle. I just want a safe space i can dive into the Yukon river and catch salmon. If i cant rend their insides for my fletchlings without your judgement then youre imposing on my rights, and as a Bald Eagle youre also imposing on freedom itself.

You Auburn Tiger/War Eagle Faggits are too much. You people are as indecisive as my wife.

 

[Chris Farley]

I identify as a turkey vulture

 

[America 1st]

You Auburn Tiger/War Eagle Faggits are too much. You people are as indecisive as my wife.

This explains so much.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

You Auburn Tiger/War Eagle Faggits are too much. You people are as indecisive as my wife.

I’ve never understood it. In my years, even with how awesome their fans were at the FSU/Auburn National Championship, I’ve never been explained the eagle, tree, tiger connection.

 

[HunterPKP]

Peregrine Falcon myself, but bald eagles are bad ass. Good on you OP.

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Look at that B2 Bomber coming in for the run to turn Tehran into glass.

 

[sanction]

New a girl in the mid eighties nicknamed The Bald Eagle. She was a trend setter
in the grooming dept.

Still know her and she still looks good.