I got into a fight with a crack head last night. AMA

[TopHook]

Nm

 

[tiderollsonu]

Did you wake up with a quarter in your hand and a ring around your mouth?

 

[shiv]

Why did you get in a fight with a crack head?

 

[TopHook]

Did you wake up with a quarter in your hand and a ring around your mouth?

No. Woke up beside my wife.

 

[TopHook]

Why did you get in a fight with a crack head?

He sucker punched me while walking to the bathroom.

 

[TopHook]

I know what yall are thinking. This sounds like an @Rebarcock. @rebar kinda post.

 

[shiv]

He sucker punched me while walking to the bathroom.

Where were you?

 

[TopHook]

Where were you?

Sitting in a bar at a table. Guess he was going to the bathroom a just decided to.

 

[shiv]

Sitting in a bar at a table. Guess he was going to the bathroom a just decided to.

Had you interacted with him before he hit you?


Shiner or busted lip this morning?

 

[TopHook]

Had you interacted with him before he hit you?


Shiner or busted lip this morning?

His dad and mine were frat bros at Carolina. We grew up together.

 

[shiv]

What is your opinion on the Jews?

 

[TopHook]

What is your opinion on the Jews?

Same thing I told the crack head before the punch, "ugh".

 

[Rva]

Who had the first visible erection, and who made the first bold move?

 

[Sgfeer]

Did anyone cum?

 

[TheRealJohnCooper]

WTF

 

[TopHook]

Who had the first visible erection, and who made the first bold move?

The ghost watching from the corner.

 

[TopHook]

Did anyone cum?

Me. When I saw that his finger was practically bitten off. He had to go to hospital before jail.

 

[Rva]

The ghost watching from the corner.

Weird. It’s usually you crying in the corner as a younger black buck ruts with your wife to rap music you don’t like. Every now and then you and him like guys in a string match. You know you’re gonna lose it you would feel even more Demas if you didn’t try one more time to get him to look away first.

 

[TopHook]

Weird. It’s usually you crying in the corner as a younger black buck ruts with your wife to rap music you don’t like. Every now and then you and him like guys in a string match. You know you’re gonna lose it you would feel even more Demas if you didn’t try one more time to get him to look away first.

 

[Rva]

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That’s just about perfect except you place the mildly retarded looking female with the Marley retired man and that’s your average Saturday night

 

[Shaun52]

@TopHook you’re my Nukka. I would gladly walk the depths of hell with you

 

[TheNJNole]

Nm

I hope @Jake Broe Stan made it out alive...

 

[Rebarcock.]

No. Woke up beside my wife.

Yeah sometimes wives smoke crack

 

[Rebarcock.]

Where were you?

He was at a place in n dirty Myrtle where my people run Shit.
Crackheads Unite
Worst superheros ever

 

[Rebarcock.]

What is your opinion on the Jews?

I bet take em or leave em

 

[Rebarcock.]

Weird. It’s usually you crying in the corner as a younger black buck ruts with your wife to rap music you don’t like. Every now and then you and him like guys in a string match. You know you’re gonna lose it you would feel even more Demas if you didn’t try one more time to get him to look away first.

There's a ghost in my
House
By: band of horses
These my people yall

 

[TopHook]

I hope @Jake Broe Stan made it out alive...

Thank a lot @shiv you ban him, he smoked the pipe ( ) and I get a sucker punch to the back of the head.
I may be able to get video.

 

[TopHook]

He was at a place in n dirty Myrtle where my people run Shit.
Crackheads Unite
Worst superheros ever

I bet you/ your parents might know the crack head. He grew up in Briarcliff acres.

 

[Joe Kings]

Hope neither of you left seeded leading to pregnancy

 

[Rebarcock.]

I bet you/ your parents might know the crack head. He grew up in Briarcliff acres.

Cameras eveverywhere now.

 

[TopHook]

Cameras eveverywhere now.

He's shown the cops I just need to get it.

 

[hmt5000]

Sitting in a bar at a table. Guess he was going to the bathroom a just decided to.

 

[TopHook]

Imma send it to him. Holy shit

 

[TopHook]

@TopHook you’re my Nukka. I would gladly walk the depths of hell with you

 

[TopHook]

He was at a place in n dirty Myrtle where my people run Shit.
Crackheads Unite
Worst superheros ever

Actually NMB.

 

[Rva]

There's a ghost in my
House
By: band of horses
These my people yall

My ghost jam is. “ is this what you wanted (to live in a house that is haunted by the ghost of you and me)
By Leonard Cohen

 

[TopHook]

My ghost jam is. “ is this what you wanted (to live in a house that is haunted by the ghost of you and me)
By Leonard Cohen

Post it.

 

[Rva]

Post it.

 

[TopHook]

Hope neither of you left seeded leading to pregnancy

All over his face while he was on ground

 

[TopHook]

So on a new listing we have, pool lady found a pile of shit in 1 of the stairwells. Human shit. My theory is the crack head that sucker punched me left it there in retaliation for the 3 assault charges. He lives a block over. He's made a continuance for a jury trial. And this seems like something he would do. Homeless people are not prevelnt in this area and has never happened before. He is bi polar and this seems right up his alley, and the socks left behind are his kind. I know because one of the reason all of this shit started was him leaving his shit at my house.

The evidence

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Spoiler: Evidence