I’m on the short list to be on the next chick-fil-a commercial

[absoluteUnit]

The manager called corporate about my story because every time I go through I tell them I don’t have much time to live and Chick-fil-A is the only thing that keeps me going. But I tell everyone that though hoping I get free food.

It’s between me and a black woman so I’m very confident I’m not going to have to explain myself

 

[Rube Reaper]

White privilege strikes again.

 

[absoluteUnit]

White privilege strikes again.

And rightfully so

 

[Rube Reaper]

And rightfully so

Comments like these make me certain I’m writing in Michelle Obama next time I mail in my ballots.

You white people need taken down a few notches.

 

[absoluteUnit]

Comments like these make me certain I’m writing in Michelle Obama next time I mail in my ballots.

You white people need taken down a few notches.

Agree

 

[racernhra]

Comments like these make me certain I’m writing in Michelle Obama next time I mail in my ballots.

You white people need taken down a few notches.

Could not agree more. I drink a ton of chocolate milk hoping it will darken my skin tone but it’s not working.

 

[absoluteUnit]

Could not agree more. I drink a ton of chocolate milk hoping it will darken my skin tone but it’s not working.

i feel like chocolate milk does not get the appreciation it deserves

 

[ChingChongDingDong]

If only tootsie rolls were white..

cool whip has some fucking nerve.

 

[absoluteUnit]

If only tootsie rolls were white..

cool whip has some fucking nerve.

there are white tootsie rolls and they are much better. They don’t commit near as much crime (don’t shoot the messenger, look at publicly available statistics) so you don’t hear about them in the news as much

 

[Zgdaf]

The manager called corporate about my story because every time I go through I tell them I don’t have much time to live and Chick-fil-A is the only thing that keeps me going. But I tell everyone that though hoping I get free food.

It’s between me and a black woman so I’m very confident I’m not going to have to explain myself

They need to repair the gay market, play this card.

 

[Cre8ive]

The manager called corporate about my story because every time I go through I tell them I don’t have much time to live and Chick-fil-A is the only thing that keeps me going. But I tell everyone that though hoping I get free food.

It’s between me and a black woman so I’m very confident I’m not going to have to explain myself

Don't chicken out if you get selected. But it's 25 to 1 that black mama kicks your chicken loving ass.

 

[BurntJ]

The manager called corporate about my story because every time I go through I tell them I don’t have much time to live and Chick-fil-A is the only thing that keeps me going. But I tell everyone that though hoping I get free food.

It’s between me and a black woman so I’m very confident I’m not going to have to explain myself

Nothin better than “Gods Chicken”. Grab a Coke too and thank me latter for the entire Georgia meal. Prior to our Communist turn….we were a once great state.

SAD.

(But Braves Bitches….)

 

[absoluteUnit]

Nothin better than “Gods Chicken”. Grab a Coke too and thank me latter for the entire Georgia meal. Prior to our Communist turn….we were a once great state.

SAD.

(But Braves Bitches….)

#1 large, with an extra sando on the side. I always get diet to drink to cut back on the calories

 

[ChicagoFats]

#1 large, with an extra sando on the side. I always get diet to drink to cut back on the calories

What about the spicy chicken sando? I prefer the spicy one.

 

[absoluteUnit]

What about the spicy chicken sando? I prefer the spicy one.

I’m a traditional man

 

[America 1st]

I’m a traditional man