"Grab me a Mexican!"

[Viking]

The shield maiden loves glass bottle cokes, the ones hecho en Mexico, with real cane sugar and not that corn syrup shite. Well she got to calling them 'mexican cokes' and then further reduced to 'a mexican'. One of the kids is running to the store? "hey, grab me a mexican" could be heard. Well, we are shopping the other day and I tell her I am getting a water and without thinking she blurts out 'grab me a mexican!" This lady near us stops dead in her tracks, as the maiden obliviously walks away, and just stares at me. So i put my hand up to my mouth and whisper, 'little racist" and being a little high proceed to bust out laughing. I am not gonna say anything to her and see if she says it again. SKOL!

 

[El Tigre]

Pro Tip: Costco sells them in 24 packs. It's the only soft drink I'll drink

 

[BurntJ]

Pro Tip: Costco sells them in 24 packs. It's the only soft drink I'll drink

Name Check out.... (NO RACIST)

 

[Viking]

Fuck costco but there is a great mexican grocer I frequent. That's how racist we are, haha skol!

 

[TheGratefulReb]

Bro. Woka Cola must crumble

 

[Viking]

Bro. Woka Cola must crumble

Bro, i don't drink that shit. But when the maiden wants a mexican coke the maiden gets a mexican coke. 28 years, Ihave learned what batlles are worth fighting. Atleast she hasn't taken the vaccine. Pick and choose my friend, pick and choose. haha SKOL!

 

[BigBucnNole]

K, thx

 

[PawPower1981]

Wait, the glass ones have different ingredients? And what does SKOL mean??

 

[Overwatch]

Wait, the glass ones have different ingredients? And what does SKOL mean??

It means ‘cheers’ in Nordic viking talk and junk.

 

[Viking]

K, thx

Your welcome.

 

[BigBucnNole]

Your welcome.

Yore*

 

[Viking]

Yore*

Never realized you were one of those. Duly noted.

 

[Taggart]

My wife's 90+ year old grandpa was eating at a Mexican restaurant a few years ago and in order to get the waiter's attention for a coffee, he said "Hey Mexican!". It worked, but not sure I would have drank that coffee.