Fun Fact!

[Monica_L_DidNothingWrong]

Did you know that there are usually about 80 confirmed cases of deadly shark attacks per year. You know what nobody ever talks about though? The fact that sharks have TWO, count it TWO, FUCKING PENSIS. I am not making that up. Imagine what I could do with two penises. I'd have twice the total dick length.

 

[TopHook]

You hear about the guy with 3 penises.

 

[BurntJ]

Did you know that there are usually about 80 confirmed cases of deadly shark attacks per year. You know what nobody ever talks about though? The fact that sharks have TWO, count it TWO, FUCKING PENSIS. I am not making that up. Imagine what I could do with two penises. I'd have twice the total dick length.

Whoa....this alone....may be worth of creating a NEW SITE for. I am going to need a Mueller level (funded) investigation into this.

Im totally with you OP.......I can only imagine the amount of damage I could do with 2 swords. (Fuck there goes the rest of my work productivity for today.)

 

[BurntJ]

You hear about the guy with 3 penises.

Go on........and on........and on......

 

[yankmenoodle]

Do female sharks have two vagina's?

 

[TopHook]

Go on........and on........and on......

Some dude in India has three penises. Could you imagine the blow jobs? And its always India.

 

[yankmenoodle]

You hear about the guy with 3 penises.

and....

 

[BurntJ]

Some dude in India has three penises. Could you imagine the blow jobs? And its always India.

Ugh....I can Imagine ANYTHING.....BUT.....I want the goods here. I figure any male who knows of this....ALSO will know of ALL the LEGENDARY stories that guys dicks can tell.

 

[TopHook]

Sorry it was Iraq.

Baby Boy Born With Three Penises in Iraq Creates History

The three-month-old baby has been diagnosed with a condition called ‘Triphallia.’

www.google.com

 

[squanchy]

Imagine the squanchin you could do with two squanches!

 

[TheNJNole]

Did you know that there are usually about 80 confirmed cases of deadly shark attacks per year. You know what nobody ever talks about though? The fact that sharks have TWO, count it TWO, FUCKING PENSIS. I am not making that up. Imagine what I could do with two penises. I'd have twice the total dick length.

Fuck you dude. You trying to ruin my beach time..

 

[Wait What]

You hear about the man with 5 penises?

Spoiler

His pants fit like a glove

 

[JerBearr]

the shark is in bed with both of your wives at once

 

[Cre8ive]

Did you know that there are usually about 80 confirmed cases of deadly shark attacks per year. You know what nobody ever talks about though? The fact that sharks have TWO, count it TWO, FUCKING PENSIS. I am not making that up. Imagine what I could do with two penises. I'd have twice the total dick length.

And you'd still cum up short!

 

[tiderollsonu]

Did you know that backing in to your parking spot makes you 70% less likely to get in an accident parking but means you are 100% more likely to be a douche