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I was in re-tox two weeks ago near New Orleans...

Cre8ive

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It started about a year ago when my daughter told me i had a dad bod. I decided I wanted to start working out and be all I could be. You know, not have a gut hanging out a the country club pool. I cut out booze (except for wine with dinner), fatty foods – anything processed. I got a trainer and worked out every other day for over a year. I lost fat and put on about 12 pounds - it was all muscle. Drank protein drinks - the works - I was totally in.

I looked good but I was depressed. My wife gave me a birthday party and I realized life was slipping by and I had turned into something that was not really me inside. I knew I had to do something. I had not had a drink in over a year. No pizza. No Cheetos. Just diet Coke. No real sugar in my coffee. Life was dull and I was bored. I was about to crawl out of my skin.

My trainer told me about an exclusive place called "The Ritz Regional Retox Center" just outside of New Orleans. I checked it out online. The website sold me. I paid for the “Executive Platinum Paradise” - $3750 per day, and it was worth every penny! No shit. I had not been on my own – alone – in over a year. I told my wife I was meeting frat brothers for a re-union and she was good with that.

The lobby looked like a Vegas casino. No mask were required due to it being a totally private club. They had social distancing signs up but nobody paid any attention to them. I could not believe the party energy in that place. I rented a suite that included a mini-bard the size of my refrigerator. It was stuffed with liquor, beer, every kind of frozen food you could imagine. They asked me when i checked in what was my favorite ice cream - I said "Haggen Dazs chocolate" - It was delivered as the bell hop was putting my bags in the room. It was that kind of place you only thought existed in the movies. Room service was 24/7 with pizza, cheeseburgers, steaks, fries, lobster tail with drawn butter...you name it – they served it up. I gambled late every night. Lost my ass at slots but did OK on the black jack tables. Down about 2k. Not bad for 4 nights gambling while buzzing like a drone.

“Escorts” were part of the retox resort package. One escort per evening was included in my 5 day RETOX package. They give you a frigging CATALOG to shop from. It offered a wide variety of “escorts” depending on your taste. Only requirement was you had to "book your escort" 12 hours in advance. I booked all four night in 10 minutes. Victoria secret quality women. And they had EVERYTHING in there. Even the maids were good looking - they had on these uniforms mini-skirts and a sort of open blouse white top. So nice to see them in my room and walking in the hall ways.

It also included golf on a private course. They would hook you up with three other guys staying at the retox resort. the course was in great shape. The beverage cart girls wore thong bikinis and high-heels. It was totally amazing. There was a new two-girl combo on every hole. And no shit – they looked like SI models. It was a top-notch RETOX in every way. I was drinking stoli and kept a nice buzz on every time I played golf. My best round was a 78. I was channeling Fred Couples. It was amazing

I gained 7 pounds. Let my beard grow. Slept with 4 different women and got three blow jobs in the trees at different places on the golf course from the cart girls in 3 rounds of golf. If you EVER WANT TO HAVE THE BEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE check into the Ritz Regional Retox Center just outside
of New Orleans. I swear to god you will have the time of your life, I sure as hell did!
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Cre8ive

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@Hoppo it does exist - in my mind. But yes I wish it was real. I sure got lost in my fantasy while i was writing it.
 

Alpha_Cock

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Fvcking great. Love it. I knew something was up, but when you claimed 6 over, that is when my bullshit meter went off.

Sadly, if I had that smorgasbord of food, I'd be staying on the porcelain throne for hours a day.
 

BurntJ

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It started about a year ago when my daughter told me i had a dad bod. I decided I wanted to start working out and be all I could be. You know, not have a gut hanging out a the country club pool. I cut out booze (except for wine with dinner), fatty foods – anything processed. I got a trainer and worked out every other day for over a year. I lost fat and put on about 12 pounds - it was all muscle. Drank protein drinks - the works - I was totally in.

I looked good but I was depressed. My wife gave me a birthday party and I realized life was slipping by and I had turned into something that was not really me inside. I knew I had to do something. I had not had a drink in over a year. No pizza. No Cheetos. Just diet Coke. No real sugar in my coffee. Life was dull and I was bored. I was about to crawl out of my skin.

My trainer told me about an exclusive place called "The Ritz Regional Retox Center" just outside of New Orleans. I checked it out online. The website sold me. I paid for the “Executive Platinum Paradise” - $3750 per day, and it was worth every penny! No shit. I had not been on my own – alone – in over a year. I told my wife I was meeting frat brothers for a re-union and she was good with that.

The lobby looked like a Vegas casino. No mask were required due to it being a totally private club. They had social distancing signs up but nobody paid any attention to them. I could not believe the party energy in that place. I rented a suite that included a mini-bard the size of my refrigerator. It was stuffed with liquor, beer, every kind of frozen food you could imagine. They asked me when i checked in what was my favorite ice cream - I said "Haggen Dazs chocolate" - It was delivered as the bell hop was putting my bags in the room. It was that kind of place you only thought existed in the movies. Room service was 24/7 with pizza, cheeseburgers, steaks, fries, lobster tail with drawn butter...you name it – they served it up. I gambled late every night. Lost my ass at slots but did OK on the black jack tables. Down about 2k. Not bad for 4 nights gambling while buzzing like a drone.

“Escorts” were part of the retox resort package. One escort per evening was included in my 5 day RETOX package. They give you a frigging CATALOG to shop from. It offered a wide variety of “escorts” depending on your taste. Only requirement was you had to "book your escort" 12 hours in advance. I booked all four night in 10 minutes. Victoria secret quality women. And they had EVERYTHING in there. Even the maids were good looking - they had on these uniforms mini-skirts and a sort of open blouse white top. So nice to see them in my room and walking in the hall ways.

It also included golf on a private course. They would hook you up with three other guys staying at the retox resort. the course was in great shape. The beverage cart girls wore thong bikinis and high-heels. It was totally amazing. There was a new two-girl combo on every hole. And no shit – they looked like SI models. It was a top-notch RETOX in every way. I was drinking stoli and kept a nice buzz on every time I played golf. My best round was a 78. I was channeling Fred Couples. It was amazing

I gained 7 pounds. Let my beard grow. Slept with 4 different women and got three blow jobs in the trees at different places on the golf course from the cart girls in 3 rounds of golf. If you EVER WANT TO HAVE THE BEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE check into the Ritz Regional Retox Center just outside
of New Orleans. I swear to god you will have the time of your life, I sure as hell did!
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OP....I have NOW DECIDED.....the BEST PLACE on EARTH....resides in your head.

FYI I booked hours ago and am still waiting for my confirmation. 🤬 Evidently they use the Master Fantasy email verification system too. FML!

Anyway....I will be arriving June 20 and probably NEVER leaving. Guess he wife will be pissed when they eventually overdraw and call for payment. Sucks to be her!!!
 

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