"""Fresh Updates""" Tomorrow’s going to get weird...

[catreaper]

Having lunch with @Croot_Overlord and some of his posse. Then driving to Montgomery to play golf, drink and certainly get ass raped by @Gump_Tiger and @Zigjr. I’m doing my kegals tonight. Rumor has it @tgsio is going to be my caddy and make out with me every hole I make par or better. Life comes at you fast, folks.

 

[shiv]

 

[shiv]

@squanchy is gonna be there for lunch and he’s extremely socially awkward. Gonna be super uncomfortable

 

[PawPower1981]

Are any of you fuck sticks employed? Wish I could get off weekly to meet my e-bros

 

[shiv]

Are any of you fuck sticks employed?

I’ll be “teleworking” tomorrow

 

[catreaper]

Are any of you fuck sticks employed? Wish I could get off weekly to meet my e-bros

You think I’d buy a ticket on my own dime to go to Alabama?

 

[shiv]

Are any of you fuck sticks employed? Wish I could get off weekly to meet my e-bros

@squanchy and @JackOfSpeed both work for me so they will be on the clock for this working lunch

 

[Chief_Trojan]

Having lunch with @Croot_Overlord and some of his posse. Then driving to Montgomery to play golf, drink and certainly get ass raped by @Gump_Tiger and @Zigjr. I’m doing my kegals tonight. Rumor has it @tgsio is going to be my caddy and make out with me every hole I make par or better. Life comes at you fast, folks.

 

[Gump_Tiger]

We are going to have a delightful time.

 

[shiv]

I’m a dry guy

 

[UNC71-00]

We are going to have a delightful time.

Having lunch with @Croot_Overlord and some of his posse. Then driving to Montgomery to play golf, drink and certainly get ass raped by @Gump_Tiger and @Zigjr. I’m doing my kegals tonight. Rumor has it @tgsio is going to be my caddy and make out with me every hole I make par or better. Life comes at you fast, folks.

can you get us a pic of Milf?

please and thanks

 

[catreaper]

can you get us a pic of Milf?

please and thanks

I would assume that first he would need a pic of your wife, gf or bf. it’s a judgement free zone.

 

[shiv]

@Chief_Trojan

 

[UNC71-00]

I would assume that first he would need a pic of your wife, gf or bf. it’s a judgement free zone.

is that all it takes?

 

[catreaper]

is that all it takes?
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Wood.

 

[Chris Farley]

Are any of you fuck sticks employed? Wish I could get off weekly to meet my e-bros

You should come to the symposium my brother!

 

[shiv]

Wood.

There are mountains there too. And snow

 

[tgsio]

Are any of you fuck sticks employed? Wish I could get off weekly to meet my e-bros

Nope. I haven't been employed for 24 years.

However, that doesn't mean that I get to take off and do whatever I want when I want.

Currently organizing 2 graduations and the parties. HS party is at house for 5 girls. Should have just done what I did with my older girls. Planned the party for what the girls wanted and presented a bill to their parents (that we always wind up paying. Whatever.)

Seriously.... somebody just shoot me now.

 

[UNC71-00]

There are mountains there too. And snow

don’t forget the frozen lake.

Ok @catreaper i have upheld my end of the bargain.

 

[shiv]

don’t forget the frozen lake.

Ok @catreaper i have upheld my end of the bargain.

Where is that pic from? Glacier?

 

[UNC71-00]

Nope. I haven't been employed for 24 years.

However, that doesn't mean that I get to take off and do whatever I want when I want.

Currently organizing 2 graduations and the parties. HS party is at house for 5 girls. Should have just done what I did with my older girls. Planned the party for what the girls wanted and presented a bill to their parents (that we always wind up paying. Whatever.)

Seriously.... somebody just shoot me now.

you love it and as well you should

 

[UNC71-00]

Where is that pic from? Glacier?

Close- Banff.

 

[Chris Farley]

@catreaper shit nukka, you makin a Bama tour, might as well drive the next 3 hrs amd come stay with me in fairhope!

 

[tgsio]

you love it and as well you should

I do when I'm not having to deal with a drunk, insane (not kidding) mother of a girl I love very much.

I did get that shit shut down last night. Everything back on track.

I'm going to have about 350-400 people at my house in a few weeks. Yes, I need the RSVP coming to me (again, my house) Yes, we need more than one 10x10 tent . And hell yes we need a bartender.

I've done this a time or 2.

 

[Nape]

Nope. I haven't been employed for 24 years.

However, that doesn't mean that I get to take off and do whatever I want when I want.

Currently organizing 2 graduations and the parties. HS party is at house for 5 girls. Should have just done what I did with my older girls. Planned the party for what the girls wanted and presented a bill to their parents (that we always wind up paying. Whatever.)

Seriously.... somebody just shoot me now.

Same. Oldest graduates college Sunday, middle neice graduates HS in 2 weeks, and my mother in law is living with us.

 

[hmt5000]

How the fuck wasn't I asked to this? I have a very tight asshole.

 

[Nape]

Having lunch with @Croot_Overlord and some of his posse. Then driving to Montgomery to play golf, drink and certainly get ass raped by @Gump_Tiger and @Zigjr. I’m doing my kegals tonight. Rumor has it @tgsio is going to be my caddy and make out with me every hole I make par or better. Life comes at you fast, folks.

Gay

 

[Gump_Tiger]

Gay

 

[Dinkis14]

Having lunch with @Croot_Overlord and some of his posse. Then driving to Montgomery to play golf, drink and certainly get ass raped by @Gump_Tiger and @Zigjr. I’m doing my kegals tonight. Rumor has it @tgsio is going to be my caddy and make out with me every hole I make par or better. Life comes at you fast, folks.

Thanks for the invite...

 

[tgsio]

Same. Oldest graduates college Sunday, middle neice graduates HS in 2 weeks, and my mother in law is living with us.

We have 2 graduating college and 2 graduating HS.

My mother is here for way longer than she needs to be for my daughter. Mother in law will be here Friday as she has 2 granddaughters graduating college a week apart.

Then, in 3 weeks both of my parents will be here for 10 days and my mother in law for a week for hs graduation. My husband is driving over to Indy to get his mother after she celebrates our niece's hs grad to go again with us.

4 years ago we (on our side) had the same scenario. College graduation for one daughter and HS graduation 3 weeks later. My niece graduated HS the same weekend as my daughter, so my mother in law was all over the place then, too.

I'm happy to say that Max will be the only one graduating from either side in 2 years.

 

[Gump_Tiger]

Having lunch with @Croot_Overlord and some of his posse. Then driving to Montgomery to play golf, drink and certainly get ass raped by @Gump_Tiger and @Zigjr. I’m doing my kegals tonight. Rumor has it @tgsio is going to be my caddy and make out with me every hole I make par or better. Life comes at you fast, folks.

The rain is gone. Prepare thy anus. We finna get lit today.

 

[catreaper]

The rain is gone. Prepare thy anus. We finna get lit today.

I woke up half an hour ago and looked at the hotel clock. It said 11:30. I thought I already fucked today’s plans up. Stupid embassy suites.

 

[shiv]

I woke up half an hour ago and looked at the hotel clock. It said 11:30. I thought I already fucked today’s plans up. Stupid embassy suites.

 

[Joe Kings]

You MFers kicked me out of sex night last night for laughing while in bed

 

[Yep00]

I’m a dry guy

Brings that little extra pain.

 

[shiv]

Brings that little extra pain.

 

[catreaper]

You MFers kicked me out of sex night last night for laughing while in bed

He sounds like a real dick.

 

[Zigjr]

Gay

 

[yankmenoodle]

Thanks for the invite...

Ditto!

 

[RJ2kWJ]

You boys doing your thing yet?