Foreplay w/Fruits and Veggies ??

[AmericanViking]

I’ve seen this stuff in movies. Anyone actually done it? You shove a banana up the (her) tailpipe (if you don’t get the reference you’ve not watched a classic)

I mean I get the oral stuff but fruits and veggies in place of a dildo? Is that shit real? I know using a bread sack as a condom is real. Didn’t work for a buddy.

 

[catreaper]

 

[rCW702]

Nah man, my wife doesn't need to realize a cucumber is more satisfying than me.

 

[AmericanViking]

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Yeah see. TV. But real life in the bedroom?

 

[catreaper]

Yeah see. TV. But real life in the bedroom?

That’s my wife.

 

[AmericanViking]

That’s my wife.

Mmmmmhmmm

 

[America 1st]

That’s my wife.

Where’s yore husband?

 

[GarnetPild]

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[catreaper]

Here is my husband @America 1st