If you want genuine humour you just listen to me rant about the world for hours on end when I'm having one of my manic episodes.
Or my assessment on this story
Thieves stole everything from Jeronimo Garcia Guerra’s pockets, looted the car he had been working on and stole the vehicle he arrived in, according to the family.
nypost.com
"An Arizona father was crushed to death after becoming trapped under his family’s car as he was trying to fix it — and bystanders robbed him instead of helping, his heartbroken family said.
Jeronimo Garcia Guerra was possibly stuck under the vehicle in a Phoenix parking lot for hours after the jack collapsed before someone called 911, police said.
By the time police got there, thieves stole everything from Guerra’s pockets, looted the car he had been working on and stole the vehicle he arrived in, according to the family.
He always believed nobody out there is going to help you. In this situation, he was right,” his son, Jerry Garcia Jr. told AZFamily"
Had Jerry Sr been driving a Mercedes, a Jaguar, or any other set of wheels worthy swiping, folks would've almost certainly relieved him of the vehicle, by extension saving his life