Oh I'm not I still think he deserves to burn in hell. I'm just glad Meta is finally hiring whites again, not that I'd ever work there after this shit.
Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens
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Goldhedge
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GROK, how many wipes to clean my bunghole? Should I fold or crumple? Haha SKOL!
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SKOL indeed! Now, let's tackle the great toilet paper debate with the seriousness it deserves:
Number of Wipes: This is highly individual, but let's aim for efficiency and cleanliness. A good rule of thumb might be:
- Initial Wipe: To assess the situation.
- Follow-up Wipes: Typically, 2-3 more wipes should do the trick for most, assuming a healthy diet. But, if you've had a particularly adventurous meal, you might need a few more.
- Folding offers precision. It's like using a surgeon's scalpel on your nether regions. Folded squares provide a clean, new surface with each application, which is hygienic. However, it can be less absorbent and might require more wipes.
- Crumpling gives you a softer, more absorbent touch, akin to a fluffy cloud descending upon your bum. It's quicker for those in a rush, but you might sacrifice some of the control and cleanliness of folding.
- If you're about precision and cleanliness, fold. It's like making origami with each piece, ensuring you're always using a clean part of the paper.
- If you're in a hurry or prefer comfort, crumple. It's like giving your bum a little hug with each wipe.
And, of course, always wash your hands thoroughly after this sacred ritual. Happy wiping, and may your throne room experiences be ever efficient and clean! SKOL!
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SIAP, but this topic comes up time to time. Hard to believe that dude on TMB started this protocol.
The most jaw-dropping moment happened when Gibson made a statement that could threaten the entire cancer industry.
Gibson revealed that he has three friends who had “stage four cancer,” and now “all three of them don’t have cancer right now at all.”
“And they had some serious stuff going on,” Gibson added.
Rogan asked, “What did they take?”—to which Gibson hesitantly replied, “They took what you’ve heard they’ve taken.”
Being familiar with alternative cancer therapies, Rogan concluded Gibson was talking about antiparasitic drugs Ivermectin and Fenbendazole, which Gibson confirmed with a nod.
Gibson revealed that he has three friends who had “stage four cancer,” and now “all three of them don’t have cancer right now at all.”
“And they had some serious stuff going on,” Gibson added.
Rogan asked, “What did they take?”—to which Gibson hesitantly replied, “They took what you’ve heard they’ve taken.”
Being familiar with alternative cancer therapies, Rogan concluded Gibson was talking about antiparasitic drugs Ivermectin and Fenbendazole, which Gibson confirmed with a nod.
9Mounties07
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Yup. Degreed engineer. Pffft
9Mounties07
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Could you change that to Ford fusion?
You ever sit around and think about how many loads to the face she has taken, or if she will tickle your balls? Yah, me neither.
The mental image of that is a place I don't want to go.
Hopefully it's Border Patrol rank and file saying a big F You to Mayorkas.
Well, The worthless mayor fired the only person to be honest yet in this whole mess. I get the feeling this is going to get ugly due to who lost everything.
Bound to happen, we all knew eventually it would, cannibalism. Skol!
Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy.................
dirtytoeddawg
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dirtytoeddawg
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OPD77
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If it wasn't CA the residents could've shot the sorry motherfucker.
Those same fathers allowed their country to be overtaken. They're not men. They're neutered.
Well... Not wrong.
Wellness check @MortgageHorn
Their govt doesn’t care for their citizens
Got my haircut today and the lady who cuts my hair and I briefly discussed the fires. I talked about all the history and art that is lost in the fire. Then followed up with they get what they voted for and the policies of the delta smelt above people. She was appalled. I asked her why we shouldn’t blame the people that live in the area for how they vote? She had no answer. Why don’t they ever have an answer other than because?
She has big tits and gives a serviceable haircut so will go back.
She has big tits and gives a serviceable haircut so will go back.
I get it….
He's probably got an empty tequila bottle shoved up some Latinos ass right now
O-H!
clean the penalties up, and we beat Notre Dame by 28.
clean the penalties up, and we beat Notre Dame by 28.
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