Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

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Good Lorde there are some weirdos in this world.

Tori Spelling Reveals She Makes Her Kids Sit With Her During Weird Bathroom Habit

Tori Spelling said Monday she hasn't had a bowel movement on her own in almost two decades, and requires her son to sit and chat with her so she can take a dump.

dailycaller.com

Running water usually helps.

 

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[Goldhedge]

Brazil Going FULL COMMUNIST! Going After Elon Musk! Suppression Freedom of Speech! Vive Frei Vlawg​

 

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These people aren't the brightest of the bunch. That's why they're in politics!

 

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[BamaRidger]

What is Bragg going to do, impeach Weisselberg with his convictions and say he shouldn't be believed after Bragg called Cohen as his star witness?? This is an unethical shit-show from the very start. No ETHICAL prosecutor would have ever built a case in this fashion. Trump's attorneys are going to find a myriad of ways to get before the jury with questions to witnesses about them being interviewed by the FBI and/or testifying in front of federal grand juries on this same subject, and make it plain to the jury that DOJ opted to not charge any federal crime here. Hell, Trump could testify to that.

 

[AmericanViking]

Wtf can make 30k working at chipotle

Contrary to popular belief, because of the media, a bunch of government workers at the lower levels make below private sector employees for the same job.

Those government workers that are insanely overpaid are at higher levels. We’ve been losing employees and now we have a hiring freeze for the most part.

We are having hell hiring paramedics nationally because they make better money outside of VA.

 

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I believe this idiot is in charge of the finance committee. Our Government should be riding short busses with helmets

 

[BamaRidger]

Geez, another angry, racist black woman in a position of power is just what our country needs at this point.

 

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JMolay on GETTR : 'Nuff said - said simply

'Nuff said - said simply

gettr.com

 

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[44Bobcats55]

Wtf can make 30k working at chipotle

Bonus not salary

 

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Cameltoe, show these women that abortion isn't necessary for swallowers.

 

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Terrell Suggs arrested after allegedly threatening to kill customer in Starbucks gun altercation

Former NFL linebacker Terrell Suggs was arrested for assault late Tuesday night in Arizona.

nypost.com

Nathan Wade pleading poverty, trying to cut alimony payments to ex-wife after losing Trump prosecution job: court docs

Nathan Wade is pleading poverty since losing his prosecutor role in the Trump election fraud case and is trying to lower alimony payments to his estranged wife.

nypost.com

 

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US agrees to delay Sen. Bob Menendez’s corruption trial over wife’s health

The feds are asking a Manhattan judge to delay the corruption trial against Sen. Bob Menendez and his wife for at least two months because of the spouse’s health. Prosecutors wrote a letter to the …

nypost.com

New Jersey Transit hikes fares 15% as congestion toll looms

New Jersey Transit hit commuters with a 15 percent fare hike on Wednesday as the agency attempts to close a $100 million budget gap — and faces an even bigger deficit, potentially almost $800 milli…

nypost.com

 

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Biden mocked for shuffling around White House lawn with dazed look during Japanese PM ceremony

President Biden’s critics poked him Wednesday for looking disoriented while welcoming Japanese Prime Minister Fumio Kishida in an arrival ceremony on the South Lawn Wednesday.

nypost.com

Mom charged with murder of 5-year-old twins found vomiting, foaming at the mouth in NYC apartment: cops

Gloria Asamoah, 42, is currently being held in the psych ward – nearly four months after the deaths of her son and daughter, George and Gianna Kantanka, found lifeless on the living room floor insi…

nypost.com

Texas high school teacher accused of using vulnerable students to build a ‘prostitution enterprise’ with her son

Kedria Grigsby, 42, who worked at Klein Cain High School, was taken into custody on Monday and charged with three counts of child trafficking and three counts of compelling prostitution of juvenile…

nypost.com

Spirit Airlines flier was ‘cussing, growling’ at passengers before she was dragged off flight during viral meltdown

The Santa Monica woman allegedly made “a biting motion” toward the officer while he tried removing her from the plane, according to the documents.

nypost.com

 

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The problem with women coaches in football. Chad Kelly going to catch hell in Justin Trudeau land.

He isn't going to have one red cent left in his pocket.

Chad Kelly faces sexual harassment claim from former Argonauts employee

Former NFL quarterback Chad Kelly has had plenty of ups and downs in his football career.

www.nbcsports.com

 

[AmericanViking]

Brazil Going FULL COMMUNIST! Going After Elon Musk! Suppression Freedom of Speech! Vive Frei Vlawg​

Stolen elections have consequences.

 

[BamaRidger]

The FBI is pure scum.

 

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Texas is suing Planned Parenthood for $1.8B over $10M in allegedly fraudulent services it rendered – a health care economist explains what’s going on

This lawsuit is only the latest chapter in a battle between the state and the reproductive health care provider that heated up in 2011.

theconversation.com

 

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Scottish First Minister Declares Anyone Who Reported His 'Anti-White' Speech To Police Is "Far Right" | ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

Leo Hohmann: WHO Coming Down the Home Stretch with Invasive Testing and Vaxxing Requirements for Tourists and Others Traveling Legally Across Borders | The Gateway Pundit | by Guest Contributor

This article originally appeared onLeo Hohmann’s Substackand was republished with permission.

www.thegatewaypundit.com

Mental Health Experts Confirm Sunny Day At The Ballpark 1000 Times More Effective Than Antidepressants

U.S. — Following extensive research, mental health experts have confirmed that a sunny day at the ballpark is 1000 times more effective than taking antidepressants.

babylonbee.com

Major mail delivery delays raise concerns about voting in the 2024 elections

Residents and businesses nationwide have been reporting slowdowns in mail and package delivery by the U.S. Postal Service, raising concerns that mail-in ballots could be affected in the upcoming election.

www.nbcnews.com

^^ of course

 

[BamaRidger]

Finally a Pub victory if they can hold it.

 

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Will this make the MSM tonight?

Hamas says it doesn't have 40 living hostages required for ceasefire deal

Eight Americans were also kidnapped, but at least two of them have been confirmed dead.

justthenews.com

 

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Multiple wounded after mass shooting at Philadelphia Ramadan event: Reports

Authorities believe the shooting was the result of two armed groups exchanging fire.

justthenews.com

And here we go

Sheila Jackson Lee Asks Why Elon Musk Wants To Colonize Mars Since It’s Just A Giant Ball Of Spaghetti Sauce

HOUSTON, TX — Texas Congresswoman and astronomy expert Sheila Jackson Lee has come out in opposition to SpaceX founder Elon Musk's vision to establish human settlements on other planets and asked why Musk would want to colonize Mars since it's just a giant ball of spaghetti sauce.

babylonbee.com

 

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Sheila Jackson Lee Named Head Of Harvard Astronomy Department

CAMBRIDGE, MA — In the wake of claiming the moon is made of gas and the sun is "almost" too hot to get close to, Texas Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee has been named the new head of Harvard University's Astronomy Department.

babylonbee.com

Op-Ed: If Jesus Supports Forgiveness, How Can Christians Not Support Robbing Poor People To Pay For My Journalism Degree?

Hypocrisy, thy name is Christian who won't rob a poor to pay off my journalism degree from Delaware State University.

babylonbee.com

 

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No one will tell him inflation was 1.4% when he took office.

 

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[Goldhedge]

Some guys have all the luck...

 

[TopHook]

Some guys have all the luck...

And the other truck has a mattress in it. Wtf