• Pat Flood (@rebarcock) passed away 9/21/25. Pat played a huge role in encouraging the devolopmemt of this site and donated the very first dollar to get it started. Check the thread at the top of the board for the obituary and please feel free to pay your respects there. I am going to get all the content from that thread over to his family so they can see how many people really cared for Pat outside of what they ever knew. Pat loved to tell stories and always wanted everyone else to tell stories. I think a great way we can honor Pat is to tell a story in his thread (also pinned at the top of the board).

Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

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THANK you.

I couldn't give less of a shit about a c list actress and her marriage to the not prince of Wales...or any of the others.

I just don't care unless and until arrests start happening for the family wide pedo crimes. Then I'll pay attention.
I'm hoping she called them kid diddlers but I'm like you and can't bring myself to care enough to watch it or even look up clips.
 
I've got a lot more to go to catch up with you. I would have had a lot more checked off the list if it weren't for a falling out with a former best friend. One of my childhood friends took off out west a couple years out of HS to start a grow operation in the Chico, CA area and ended up doing pretty well from it. We made plans to go there and I planned an itinerary(I'm very OCD and part of that comes out when planning trips) and I was going to get an incredibly large chunk of the country with that. We had a falling out, I got engaged then married and started a family so the traveling has been put on hold for a little while. As it stands I have MS, AL, GA, FL, SC, NC, TN, KY, VA, District of Cesspool, MD, MA, CT down. Been to Jamaica on missions trips and the Dominican Republic for our honeymoon. That one was quite the adventure!
My trip to CA was a last second only option after US Air and American merged. 6 days before our flight (my girls were diving Nationals) I found out that while my confirmation # was in the system, our reservation was not... would I like to buy 4 tickets at last minute pricing? Uh... no.

Loaded up 3 kids to drive and decided to make it a cross country road trip of a lifetime. We managed to hit 17 states in one trip. Dayton to Riverside, the port for a day in Catalina, and then the fastest LA tour ever (an absolute blast)... the manager of Hermes parked my car for me. Still keep in touch with him. Love him. Not to mention 7 nations, who knows how many national parks (Zion was a fun surprise) a night in Vegas and my husband asking why in the hell was I in Utah? 🤣

I just took the opportunity of a lifetime with my kids. When else would I get to do this? When would they? My boy got to pee on (literally) Route 66. I got to visit and show my kids my great grandmother's diner that is now a national landmark. So, yeah... got off the highway and just went with it. Oh... and a giant crater because why not?


It's known that I WILL and do look around and say....hmmmm... wonder where this road goes? Seems to be in the general direction. Let's go find out. And it's so. much. fun. If you road trip with me, you'll get there eventually, but the windows will be down/top off, music blasting. I drive like a bat out of hell with the (blessedly) talent of avoiding cops, thus ridiculous speeding tickets. Just enjoy the adventure.

Keep in mind. I'm from Texas. I was raised with road trips just to see family and we never left the state.


In another life, I would love to be a semi driver. But I'd be cool and not block traffic while trying to pass another truck going .25 mph slower for 6 miles at a time. (Looking at you Landstar haulers in Arkansas😡)
 
OT: Why The Fuck Are They Shrinking Our Food - Do They Think We're Blind & Stupid

OT: Funny As Shit Jimmy Dean Sausage Recorded Call

NOT Off Topic on Second Thought - It's a Conspiracy They Are Shrinking My Food!

Some people smoke, some dip, some drink daily.

My vice for all my healthiness is sweets. Maybe because my mom was an awesome baker - she put Betty Crocker to shame. My friends always wanted her to make them a cake even when we came home from college.

Anyhow I rarely do candy bars but has a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup the other day and I swear those damn things are much smaller in diameter.

ET ain't coming back home if all you're serving is these piss-ant quarter-sized peanut-butter cups - That little alien is all growed up now and needs something more than rat-dropping Reese's Pieces.

Tonight I was craving Pop-Tarts for the first time in ages and they are about the size of a mother-fucking playing card.

You can't even find the standard 1/2 gallon of ice cream anymore.

Quit shrinking shit - I'll pay more to keep the serving size the same.

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Obligatory Funny As Shit Jimmy Dean Sausage Call From a Customer

Upset Customer on Shrinking Jimmy Dean Sausage Recorded Call

Worth a Minute or Two of Your Time - You Will Laugh Your Ass Off!




"I'm Gonna Eat Cot-Damnit!"

World is Upside Down and Not Even the Right-Size Any More!!
 
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And I hear ya. I can drive forever.
It has to be a Texas thing - my dad is 93 and drives from Horseshoe Bay an hour outside of Austin to Ruidoso/Alto New Mexico straight thru and that's a 10 hour drive. As he's gotten older I have tried to get him to break it up - he refuses and says don't worry I stop for lunch and rest up in Fort Stockton.

When I was a kid he was drilling wells in Michigan. We had friends that moved up there and lived in Battle Creek. He and my mom took turns driving and made if from H-town to Michigan border in 17 hours - mom had packed picnic basket full of food, had a coffee maker that plugged into the cigarette lighter, and packed a cooler of Dr Pepper and Cokes for me & my brother. Only stopped for gas and bathroom both at same time unless it was an "emergency".

Fun times!
 
Sorry for the OT but does anyone have an opinion on the New International Version of the Bible. When I bought it a few years ago (I've been reading it for the past 18 months or so), it never occurred to me that any one version of the Bible might be unfaithful. I got it b/c I thought I'd get more out of it from better understanding a more simplified language. As I read it however, I get this nagging question about how pure it is. This thread and all prior iterations have lead me to question everything I guess, believing the evil ones have infiltrated so many corners of the world. I'm a Catholic and believe the church is in a bad place now... infiltrated. So who has a learned opinion on this topic?

confirmed Catholic here. Left the church and got saved. I only stick to KJV. Each and every time before I read Scripture, I pray the Holy Spirit gives me wisdom in what I’m reading. Each and every time. Haven’t looked back since. No matter what translation you read and feed on, don’t go it alone. Ask God to interpret it. I’m a KJV Karen tho, FWIW...
 
Unless you ask the Lord to guide you through the study... Kinda neat how it works. This concept of asking the Lord to provide wisdom of His Word. Try it out. It works.
I prefer to let Him guide me when I have a more accurate rendering of what His word actually says.

He'll give wisdom.

Try it. It really works.
 



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When I used to do commercial roofing I worked with some white guys from the work release center. Roofing in Florida in the summer is about the worst job imaginable but that was some great life experience for 19-20 year old me.




Roofing, highway construction, or military service should be mandated service in any Republic. Will definitely make you appreciate studying or working in a nice air-conditioned building.
 
OT: Why The Fuck Are They Shrinking Our Food - Do They Think We're Blind & Stupid

OT: Funny As Shit Jimmy Dean Sausage Recorded Call

NOT Off Topic on Second Thought - It's a Conspiracy They Are Shrinking My Food!

Some people smoke, some dip, some drink daily.

My vice for all my healthiness is sweets. Maybe because my mom was an awesome baker - she put Betty Crocker to shame. My friends always wanted her to make them a cake even when we came home from college.

Anyhow I rarely do candy bars but has a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup the other day and I swear those damn things are much smaller in diameter.

ET ain't coming back home if all you're serving is these piss-ant quarter-sized peanut-butter cups - That little alien is all growed up now and needs something more than rat-dropping Reese's Pieces.

Tonight I was craving Pop-Tarts for the first time in ages and they are about the size of a mother-fucking playing card.

You can't even find the standard 1/2 gallon of ice cream anymore.

Quit shrinking shit - I'll pay more to keep the serving size the same.

KayjBBz.gif



Obligatory Funny As Shit Jimmy Dean Sausage Call From a Customer

Upset Customer on Shrinking Jimmy Dean Sausage Recorded Call

Worth a Minute or Two of Your Time - You Will Laugh Your Ass Off!




"I'm Gonna Eat Cot-Damnit!"

World is Upside Down and Not Even the Right-Size Any More!!

Jimmy Dean isn't alone in reducing sizes of their products but charging the same or more. Most 16 oz cans have become 14.5 oz or 15 oz.
 
So is this true? Uber lib friend of my Uber lib cousin posted this about Dr Seuss Did the conservatives make a mountain out of a molehill?

It only makes little sense if you aren't aware of the context. I'm assuming you know, but maybe for others reading, basically Dr. Seuss Enterprises (his family running his estate) decided that a few of the very old mostly unread books that contain some caricatures that are very outdated (read: racist), should not longer continue to be published. They didn't want grandpa/dad to be remembered that way and knew it didn't reflect how he and his books had evolved over many years. That's it and seems reasonable. Then the conservative mediasphere turned it into "woke liberals and Joe Biden have tried to cancel Dr. Seuss!!!" Now conservatives are having a complete meltdown (about a self-cancellation I guess?) and buying tons of Dr. Seuss books (all top sellers on Amazon right now) - but of course not the discontinued books because....yawn. Which leads me to believe that the good people in Dr. Seuss' family came up with one of the best marketing schemes in recent memory.
Thats the talking point. Who is the official Youre Cancelled Chancellor? Or is it just somebody says it and it catches on. Then boom youre cancelled? They tried to Cancel Dr Seuss period. Its ridiculas so they spin it. Its that simple. It started from the Liberal Cancel center and didnt make it. How TF do you think we got here with it? Dr Seuss estate didnt come up with it.
 
Today's Dope

Two liberal University of Texas professors wrote an op-ed - see here - even Forbes had harsh words for the buyout of Tom Herman's contract in during COVID plandemic.

Tom Herman's buyout was $15 Million.

Well there is a reason BMDs or Big Money Donors have "Big Money" like in Billions - they are smart, experienced and cunning in many cases.

Unfortunately for "Tito's" Tom Herman he found that out the hard way.

His arrogance and shitty job as a coach set in motion a chain of events which he now regrets.

See "Mensa" Tom must not have read his contract carefully - there was a "morality clause" in it.

The BMDs at Texas had heard rumors of his infidelity with Kendra Scott - yes the jewelry maker/designer that is worth a fortune but not nearly as hot as Tom's smoke-show wife.

Well these BMDs have access to the best Private Investigators money can buy and they spent some of their fortune on them to confirm said rumors.

My understanding is that it was extremely well documented with pretty photos and such.

Thus, when it came to "Buyout Time" the BMD's in a plausible-deniable way told Tom you have two options:

1. Walk Away With $0.00 in "Buyout"
2. Demand your $15 million and watch this big-thick incriminating dossier go public and right up your ass

Tom opted for "Option 1"

The best part is that somehow Mrs "Tito's" was enlightened to some of the information and on the flight home on one of UT's private jet after the Alamo Bowl she went "Cra-Cra" on him going so far as trying to open the cabin door and throw him off the plane - upon landing the pilot was so pissed he told them to get the hell off of his aircraft - as "Pilot in Command" he can do that.

So poor Tom's arrogance cost him $15 Mega-Large - likely will be getting served and will lose half he's made then had to take a job as a "consultant" for the Chicago Bears.

Moral of the Story - "Don't Mess With Texas BMDs"

Moral of the Story II - Never assume you are the smartest person in the room even if you have a Mensa Trophy

BTW Those professors need to STFU and let the "Big Boys" do what they do.


Will not reveal my source - but they are solid as they come and connected.

Trust @MortgageHorn - would not post bullshit.

Did you really think Texas was going to stroke a $15 million check and pay Sark his?

"Come on Man"
So Zach Smith on his podcast was 100% right about Tom Herman. Lol I knew he was
 

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