• Pat Flood (@rebarcock) passed away 9/21/25. Pat played a huge role in encouraging the devolopmemt of this site and donated the very first dollar to get it started. Check the thread at the top of the board for the obituary and please feel free to pay your respects there. I am going to get all the content from that thread over to his family so they can see how many people really cared for Pat outside of what they ever knew. Pat loved to tell stories and always wanted everyone else to tell stories. I think a great way we can honor Pat is to tell a story in his thread (also pinned at the top of the board).

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Jayhox said:
🤣🤣🤣 Holy hell, people! 🤣🤣🤣

IT’S NOW THE 20th!!!! 😂🤣😂

www.newsweek.com

QAnon theorists switch date to March 20 after no Trump inauguration, call the 4th "false flag"

Right-wing conspiracists who support QAnon began to express doubt over the significance of March 4—which they previously believed to be the date of Donald Trump's re-inauguration—last month.
www.newsweek.com www.newsweek.com
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I am not a Q believer by any means, but when media outlets work this hard to drum up something against someone or something, I tend to put more merit to the someone or something they are railing against. Our "media" is not something I trust.....AT ALL.
 
MARCH 5, 2021

PALM BEACH, FL

Statement by Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America.

Our border is now totally out of control thanks to the disastrous leadership of Joe Biden. Our great Border Patrol and ICE agents have been disrespected, demeaned, and mocked by the Biden Administration. A mass incursion into the country by people who should not be here is happening on an hourly basis, getting worse by the minute. Many have criminal records, and many others have and are spreading covid. Interior enforcement has been shut down—criminals that were once promptly removed by our Administration are now being released back onto the street to commit heinous and violent crimes. ICE officers are desperate to remove these convicted criminals, but Biden won't let them.

The spiraling tsunami at the border is overwhelming local communities, depleting budgets, crowding hospitals, and taking jobs from legal American workers. When I left office, we had achieved the most secure border in our country’s history. Under Biden, it will soon be worse, more dangerous, and more out of control than ever before. He has violated his oath of office to uphold our Constitution and enforce our laws.

There has never been a time on our southern border like what is happening now but more importantly, what is about to happen. Now that Biden has implemented nationwide Catch-and-Release, illegal immigrants from every corner of the Earth will descend upon our border and never be returned. You can never have a secure border unless people who cross illegally are promptly removed.

I had a great relationship with Mexico, and its wonderful president, but all of that has been dissipated by the gross incompetence and radicalism of the people currently in charge. The Remain in Mexico Policy was incredible, but immediately abandoned by Biden, probably because it worked so well. Likewise, our Safe Third Agreements in Central America were extraordinarily successful, so Biden foolishly ditched them too. We stopped payment of the hundreds of millions of dollars paid to them and then developed an excellent relationship that made our country and their countries more secure. We put in place powerful rules and procedures to stop the smuggling and trafficking, but the Biden Administration has abandoned these proven strategies and instead given the smugglers and traffickers effective control of our border.

Despite being delayed by years of litigation and politics by the democrats, the wall is almost finished and can be quickly completed. Doing so will save thousands of lives.

The Biden Administration must act immediately to end the border nightmare that they have unleashed onto our Nation. Keep illegal immigration, crime, and the China Virus out of our country!

PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
 
Today's Dope

Two liberal University of Texas professors wrote an op-ed - see here - even Forbes had harsh words for the buyout of Tom Herman's contract in during COVID plandemic.

Tom Herman's buyout was $15 Million.

Well there is a reason BMDs or Big Money Donors have "Big Money" like in Billions - they are smart, experienced and cunning in many cases.

Unfortunately for "Tito's" Tom Herman he found that out the hard way.

His arrogance and shitty job as a coach set in motion a chain of events which he now regrets.

See "Mensa" Tom must not have read his contract carefully - there was a "morality clause" in it.

The BMDs at Texas had heard rumors of his infidelity with Kendra Scott - yes the jewelry maker/designer that is worth a fortune but not nearly as hot as Tom's smoke-show wife.

Well these BMDs have access to the best Private Investigators money can buy and they spent some of their fortune on them to confirm said rumors.

My understanding is that it was extremely well documented with pretty photos and such.

Thus, when it came to "Buyout Time" the BMD's in a plausible-deniable way told Tom you have two options:

1. Walk Away With $0.00 in "Buyout"
2. Demand your $15 million and watch this big-thick incriminating dossier go public and right up your ass

Tom opted for "Option 1"

The best part is that somehow Mrs "Tito's" was enlightened to some of the information and on the flight home on one of UT's private jet after the Alamo Bowl she went "Cra-Cra" on him going so far as trying to open the cabin door and throw him off the plane - upon landing the pilot was so pissed he told them to get the hell off of his aircraft - as "Pilot in Command" he can do that.

So poor Tom's arrogance cost him $15 Mega-Large - likely will be getting served and will lose half he's made then had to take a job as a "consultant" for the Chicago Bears.

Moral of the Story - "Don't Mess With Texas BMDs"

Moral of the Story II - Never assume you are the smartest person in the room even if you have a Mensa Trophy

BTW Those professors need to STFU and let the "Big Boys" do what they do.


Will not reveal my source - but they are solid as they come and connected.

Trust @MortgageHorn - would not post bullshit.

Did you really think Texas was going to stroke a $15 million check and pay Sark his?

"Come on Man"
 
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MortgageHorn said:
Today's Dope

Two liberal University of Texas professors wrote an op-ed - see here - even Forbes had harsh words for the buyout of Tom Herman's contract in during COVID plandemic.

Tom Herman's buyout was $15 Million.

Well there is a reason BMDs or Big Money Donors have "Big Money" like in Billions - they are smart, experienced and cunning in many cases.

Unfortunately for "Tito's" Tom Herman he found that out the hard way.

His arrogance and shitty job as a coach set in motion a chain of events which he now regrets.

See "Mensa" Tom must not have read his contract carefully - there was a "morality clause" in it.

The BMDs at Texas had heard rumors of his infidelity with Kendra Scott - yes the jewelry maker/designer that is worth a fortune but not nearly as hot as Tom's smoke-show wife.

Well these BMDs have access to the best Private Investigators money can buy and they spent some of their fortune on them to confirm said rumors.

My understanding is that it was extremely well documented with pretty photos and such.

Thus, when it came to "Buyout Time" the BMD's in a plausible-deniable way told Tom you have two options:

1. Walk Away With $0.00 in "Buyout"
2. Demand your $15 million and watch this big-thick incriminating dossier go public and right up your ass

Tom opted for "Option 1"

The best part is that somehow Mrs "Tito's" was enlightened to some of the information and on the flight home on one of UT's private jet after the Alamo Bowl she went "Cra-Cra" on him going so far as trying to open the cabin door and throw him off the plane - upon landing the pilot was so pissed he told them to get the hell off of his aircraft - as "Pilot in Command" he can do that.

So poor Tom's arrogance cost him $15 Mega-Large - likely will be getting served and will lose half he's made then had to take a job as a "consultant" for the Chicago Bears.

Moral of the Story - "Don't Mess With Texas BMDs"

Moral of the Story II - Never assume you are the smartest person in the room even if you have a Mensa Trophy

BTW Those professors need to STFU and let the "Big Boys" do what they do.


Will not reveal my source - but they are solid as they come and connected.

Trust @MortgageHorn - would not post bullshit.

Did you really think Texas was going to stroke a $15 million check and pay Sark his?

"Come on Man"
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Jayhox said:
MARCH 5, 2021

PALM BEACH, FL

Statement by Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America.

Our border is now totally out of control thanks to the disastrous leadership of Joe Biden. Our great Border Patrol and ICE agents have been disrespected, demeaned, and mocked by the Biden Administration. A mass incursion into the country by people who should not be here is happening on an hourly basis, getting worse by the minute. Many have criminal records, and many others have and are spreading covid. Interior enforcement has been shut down—criminals that were once promptly removed by our Administration are now being released back onto the street to commit heinous and violent crimes. ICE officers are desperate to remove these convicted criminals, but Biden won't let them.

The spiraling tsunami at the border is overwhelming local communities, depleting budgets, crowding hospitals, and taking jobs from legal American workers. When I left office, we had achieved the most secure border in our country’s history. Under Biden, it will soon be worse, more dangerous, and more out of control than ever before. He has violated his oath of office to uphold our Constitution and enforce our laws.

There has never been a time on our southern border like what is happening now but more importantly, what is about to happen. Now that Biden has implemented nationwide Catch-and-Release, illegal immigrants from every corner of the Earth will descend upon our border and never be returned. You can never have a secure border unless people who cross illegally are promptly removed.

I had a great relationship with Mexico, and its wonderful president, but all of that has been dissipated by the gross incompetence and radicalism of the people currently in charge. The Remain in Mexico Policy was incredible, but immediately abandoned by Biden, probably because it worked so well. Likewise, our Safe Third Agreements in Central America were extraordinarily successful, so Biden foolishly ditched them too. We stopped payment of the hundreds of millions of dollars paid to them and then developed an excellent relationship that made our country and their countries more secure. We put in place powerful rules and procedures to stop the smuggling and trafficking, but the Biden Administration has abandoned these proven strategies and instead given the smugglers and traffickers effective control of our border.

Despite being delayed by years of litigation and politics by the democrats, the wall is almost finished and can be quickly completed. Doing so will save thousands of lives.

The Biden Administration must act immediately to end the border nightmare that they have unleashed onto our Nation. Keep illegal immigration, crime, and the China Virus out of our country!

PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
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I'm really digging this lobbing of truth grenades from Mar A Lago. Effective.

Anyone know if they are getting air time on Fake News ?
 
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So is this true? Uber lib friend of my Uber lib cousin posted this about Dr Seuss Did the conservatives make a mountain out of a molehill?

It only makes little sense if you aren't aware of the context. I'm assuming you know, but maybe for others reading, basically Dr. Seuss Enterprises (his family running his estate) decided that a few of the very old mostly unread books that contain some caricatures that are very outdated (read: racist), should not longer continue to be published. They didn't want grandpa/dad to be remembered that way and knew it didn't reflect how he and his books had evolved over many years. That's it and seems reasonable. Then the conservative mediasphere turned it into "woke liberals and Joe Biden have tried to cancel Dr. Seuss!!!" Now conservatives are having a complete meltdown (about a self-cancellation I guess?) and buying tons of Dr. Seuss books (all top sellers on Amazon right now) - but of course not the discontinued books because....yawn. Which leads me to believe that the good people in Dr. Seuss' family came up with one of the best marketing schemes in recent memory.
 
imprimis said:
They're in full meltdown in my hometown using every obscure claim they can. The best ones are, "anti-maskers are anti-vaxers" and "you've must not had anyone your know or relative die from Wuhan Charlie". Uh, I had Wuhan Charlie over a year ago before anyone knew what it was. I have antibodies and don't need anymore. And masks don't work. Plus they restrain the release of carbon dioxide (proved it too) which itself can cause problems more serious than the virus.
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Ask if they are even marginally as upset with China...
 
MortgageHorn said:
Today's Dope

Two liberal University of Texas professors wrote an op-ed - see here - even Forbes had harsh words for the buyout of Tom Herman's contract in during COVID plandemic.

Tom Herman's buyout was $15 Million.

Well there is a reason BMDs or Big Money Donors have "Big Money" like in Billions - they are smart, experienced and cunning in many cases.

Unfortunately for "Tito's" Tom Herman he found that out the hard way.

His arrogance and shitty job as a coach set in motion a chain of events which he now regrets.

See "Mensa" Tom must not have read his contract carefully - there was a "morality clause" in it.

The BMDs at Texas had heard rumors of his infidelity with Kendra Scott - yes the jewelry maker/designer that is worth a fortune but not nearly as hot as Tom's smoke-show wife.

Well these BMDs have access to the best Private Investigators money can buy and they spent some of their fortune on them to confirm said rumors.

My understanding is that it was extremely well documented with pretty photos and such.

Thus, when it came to "Buyout Time" the BMD's in a plausible-deniable way told Tom you have two options:

1. Walk Away With $0.00 in "Buyout"
2. Demand your $15 million and watch this big-thick incriminating dossier go public and right up your ass

Tom opted for "Option 1"

The best part is that somehow Mrs "Tito's" was enlightened to some of the information and on the flight home on one of UT's private jet after the Alamo Bowl she went "Cra-Cra" on him going so far as trying to open the cabin door and throw him off the plane - upon landing the pilot was so pissed he told them to get the hell off of his aircraft - as "Pilot in Command" he can do that.

So poor Tom's arrogance cost him $15 Mega-Large - likely will be getting served and will lose half he's made then had to take a job as a "consultant" for the Chicago Bears.

Moral of the Story - "Don't Mess With Texas BMDs"

Moral of the Story II - Never assume you are the smartest person in the room even if you have a Mensa Trophy

BTW Those professors need to STFU and let the "Big Boys" do what they do.


Will not reveal my source - but they are solid as they come and connected.

Trust @MortgageHorn - would not post bullshit.

Did you really think Texas was going to stroke a $15 million check and pay Sark his?

"Come on Man"
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FSU paid willie Taggart more than that to go away and he apparently never even signed a contract.
 
GatorOK said:
So is this true? Uber lib friend of my Uber lib cousin posted this about Dr Seuss Did the conservatives make a mountain out of a molehill?

It only makes little sense if you aren't aware of the context. I'm assuming you know, but maybe for others reading, basically Dr. Seuss Enterprises (his family running his estate) decided that a few of the very old mostly unread books that contain some caricatures that are very outdated (read: racist), should not longer continue to be published. They didn't want grandpa/dad to be remembered that way and knew it didn't reflect how he and his books had evolved over many years. That's it and seems reasonable. Then the conservative mediasphere turned it into "woke liberals and Joe Biden have tried to cancel Dr. Seuss!!!" Now conservatives are having a complete meltdown (about a self-cancellation I guess?) and buying tons of Dr. Seuss books (all top sellers on Amazon right now) - but of course not the discontinued books because....yawn. Which leads me to believe that the good people in Dr. Seuss' family came up with one of the best marketing schemes in recent memory.
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Then Explain Universal Studios actions....

Joe Biden purposely refusing to acknowledge Seuss in any way.

Ebay? Where you can still purchase Mein Kampf and any Louis Farrakhan book you want.
 
GatorOK said:
So is this true? Uber lib friend of my Uber lib cousin posted this about Dr Seuss Did the conservatives make a mountain out of a molehill?

It only makes little sense if you aren't aware of the context. I'm assuming you know, but maybe for others reading, basically Dr. Seuss Enterprises (his family running his estate) decided that a few of the very old mostly unread books that contain some caricatures that are very outdated (read: racist), should not longer continue to be published. They didn't want grandpa/dad to be remembered that way and knew it didn't reflect how he and his books had evolved over many years. That's it and seems reasonable. Then the conservative mediasphere turned it into "woke liberals and Joe Biden have tried to cancel Dr. Seuss!!!" Now conservatives are having a complete meltdown (about a self-cancellation I guess?) and buying tons of Dr. Seuss books (all top sellers on Amazon right now) - but of course not the discontinued books because....yawn. Which leads me to believe that the good people in Dr. Seuss' family came up with one of the best marketing schemes in recent memory.
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Libs always come up with some bullshit story like this to try and explain it away after they self-own with cancel culture.
 
RKirkD said:
Imma yell at mfers wearing them so it’ll balance out. Can’t wait for my next HEB run.
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I went to HEB yesterday and I was the only person in there without a mask on. Nobody said shit and I checked out no problem. Went to the liquor store next door (twin liquors) grabbed a bottle of scotch put it on the counter and the fat guy that works there asked me to put on my mask. Told him I don’t have one. He said you need a mask I said I don’t have one. He goes well I can’t sell to you. I said ok I’ll take
My business elsewhere. On the way out I told him big dick abbot put an end to the mask bullshit and he said it was company policy. I went to specs up the road got my scotch nonissue.
 
remedy said:
I went to HEB yesterday and I was the only person in there without a mask on. Nobody said shit and I checked out no problem. Went to the liquor store next door (twin liquors) grabbed a bottle of scotch put it on the counter and the fat guy that works there asked me to put on my mask. Told him I don’t have one. He said you need a mask I said I don’t have one. He goes well I can’t sell to you. I said ok I’ll take
My business elsewhere. On the way out I told him big dick abbot put an end to the mask bullshit and he said it was company policy. I went to specs up the road got my scotch nonissue.
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Bee Caves?
 
remedy said:
I went to HEB yesterday and I was the only person in there without a mask on. Nobody said shit and I checked out no problem. Went to the liquor store next door (twin liquors) grabbed a bottle of scotch put it on the counter and the fat guy that works there asked me to put on my mask. Told him I don’t have one. He said you need a mask I said I don’t have one. He goes well I can’t sell to you. I said ok I’ll take
My business elsewhere. On the way out I told him big dick abbot put an end to the mask bullshit and he said it was company policy. I went to specs up the road got my scotch nonissue.
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My Twin is pretty militant about mask wearing, too. One of the pasty white overweight dumpling progressive chicks that works there double masks with a face shield. I shake my head at her every time I see her.

Good on you for no mask in HEB. This weekend will probably be my first run at that.
 

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