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Kirby checking today on whether this one has any eligibility left to play left guard.


I asked ChatGPT to draft a fictional conversation on the subject. Even ChatGPT knows Kirby is relentless:

Kirby Smart: Hey Amy, how's it going?

Amy Schumer: Hey Kirby, I'm doing well, thanks for asking.

Kirby Smart: I'm reaching out to you today because I'm the head coach for the University of Georgia football team, and we're in desperate need of a left guard. After seeing some of your stand-up comedy routines, I couldn't help but notice your broad shoulders, low center of gravity, and thick thighs.

Amy Schumer: Wow, I had no idea you were scouting me for football! Those are some impressive attributes you mentioned, but I'm not sure I'm the right fit for the position.

Kirby Smart: I understand your hesitation, but I really believe you have the potential to excel at the position. Plus, with your talent and personality, you could be a great leader and role model for the rest of the team.

Amy Schumer: Hmm, that's definitely something to consider. But I'm not sure I have the necessary experience or training to play at such a high level.

Kirby Smart: We have a top-notch coaching staff that can help you develop your skills and get you up to speed. Plus, we have a great strength and conditioning program to help you get in the best shape of your life.

Amy Schumer: That does sound tempting. Can you give me a little more information about the program and what it would involve?

Kirby Smart: Absolutely. We have a demanding schedule with practices, games, and team meetings, but we also have a strong support system in place to help our players succeed on and off the field. We have academic advisors, nutritionists, and mental health professionals available to help our players thrive.

Amy Schumer: That sounds like a great opportunity. I'll have to think about it and talk it over with my team, but I'm definitely interested.

Kirby Smart: Great to hear, Amy. I look forward to discussing it further with you. Thanks for considering joining the team.
 
I asked ChatGPT to draft a fictional conversation on the subject. Even ChatGPT knows Kirby is relentless:

Kirby Smart: Hey Amy, how's it going?

Amy Schumer: Hey Kirby, I'm doing well, thanks for asking.

Kirby Smart: I'm reaching out to you today because I'm the head coach for the University of Georgia football team, and we're in desperate need of a left guard. After seeing some of your stand-up comedy routines, I couldn't help but notice your broad shoulders, low center of gravity, and thick thighs.

Amy Schumer: Wow, I had no idea you were scouting me for football! Those are some impressive attributes you mentioned, but I'm not sure I'm the right fit for the position.

Kirby Smart: I understand your hesitation, but I really believe you have the potential to excel at the position. Plus, with your talent and personality, you could be a great leader and role model for the rest of the team.

Amy Schumer: Hmm, that's definitely something to consider. But I'm not sure I have the necessary experience or training to play at such a high level.

Kirby Smart: We have a top-notch coaching staff that can help you develop your skills and get you up to speed. Plus, we have a great strength and conditioning program to help you get in the best shape of your life.

Amy Schumer: That does sound tempting. Can you give me a little more information about the program and what it would involve?

Kirby Smart: Absolutely. We have a demanding schedule with practices, games, and team meetings, but we also have a strong support system in place to help our players succeed on and off the field. We have academic advisors, nutritionists, and mental health professionals available to help our players thrive.

Amy Schumer: That sounds like a great opportunity. I'll have to think about it and talk it over with my team, but I'm definitely interested.

Kirby Smart: Great to hear, Amy. I look forward to discussing it further with you. Thanks for considering joining the team.
That’s gold!
 

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