• Pat Flood (@rebarcock) passed away 9/21/25. Pat played a huge role in encouraging the devolopmemt of this site and donated the very first dollar to get it started. Check the thread at the top of the board for the obituary and please feel free to pay your respects there. I am going to get all the content from that thread over to his family so they can see how many people really cared for Pat outside of what they ever knew. Pat loved to tell stories and always wanted everyone else to tell stories. I think a great way we can honor Pat is to tell a story in his thread (also pinned at the top of the board).

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Apparently she met a Amish farmer with a Big Wiener and now all she wants to talk about is the Kama Sutra. And the 47 ways to pleasure the big boy.
She is bent over a hot wood stove cooking him breakfast right after morning sex, with a Pall Mall King Size hanging out of her mouth.
Her activist friends in Green Peace are shocked.
 
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Too late Bro. A friend of mine when he was first married. Took his sweety to a dance. All was fine Gordy said until he tried to squeeze one out quietly and instead he got a shart... He quickly headed to the bathroom to clean up. He said he removed his underwear and wiped his ass with it, and flushed it down the toilet and went back to the dance and festivities. He thought all was well.
Then he heard a commotion and a hub bub down around the washrooms.
The toilet backed up and flooded the dance hall and they had to cancel the dance. Some bastard had flushed his underwear and plugged the toilet.
Him and his wife got home and as they got undressed for bed. His wife suddenly says, what happened to your underwear, where is your underwear.
He was caught.
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Hey Mickey, hey Mickey!
All kidding aside, wish you the best of luck. I would love to see repercussions for decades of criminal acts.

 
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