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LAC brothers, does anyone else charge their kids a dad tax? My kids never eat all their food, so I’ll take a bite from each of their plates as I serve them thus the dad tax was born.

My 4 yo now hits me and claims it’s a sissy tax.

It’s da smarr tings ferras.

From my dong to your ears
Merry Christmas to you and yours.
You fucking beautiful deplorable bastards.
 
LAC brothers, does anyone else charge their kids a dad tax? My kids never eat all their food, so I’ll take a bite from each of their plates as I serve them thus the dad tax was born.

My 4 yo now hits me and claims it’s a sissy tax.

It’s da smarr tings ferras.

From my dong to your ears
Merry Christmas to you and yours.
You fucking beautiful deplorable bastards.
Your 4 year old is wise beyond his years. Knows a sissy when he sees one! Give the young padawan a high five from viking! haha SKOL!
 
LAC brothers, does anyone else charge their kids a dad tax? My kids never eat all their food, so I’ll take a bite from each of their plates as I serve them thus the dad tax was born.

My 4 yo now hits me and claims it’s a sissy tax.

It’s da smarr tings ferras.

From my dong to your ears
Merry Christmas to you and yours.
You fucking beautiful deplorable bastards.
I do it to mess with my kids. If they bring food out and leave it unattended, it's most likely going to be missing a bite. They get all pissy...it's great
 
FYI - Putting up an artificial Christmas tree is a pain in the ass. More difficult than a real tree and it doesn't smell like a real tree. Twisting all the branches to position is also a pain. Only good point now is it won't cost me $100 each year and then have to dispose of it...and it doesn't need watering. Will see how it looks being pre-lit with the ornaments on it.
Duct tape helps.
 


Where are they getting these numbers?

VA workforce is 370k which is 18.5% of the total federal workforce. Of those 20% work virtual or from home. So that includes people working in an office but not at home.

That’s around 74k employees. So roughly 296k VA employees have no virtual or work from home option. That’s 15% of the federal workforce not virtual or working from home that go in daily.

The math is not mathing. If you remove virtual who have to go into an office space the number showing up for work gets even higher. I’m sure VA has a higher rate than other departments because it’s healthcare with docs, nurses, etc.
 
Where are they getting these numbers?

VA workforce is 370k which is 18.5% of the total federal workforce. Of those 20% work virtual or from home. So that includes people working in an office but not at home.

That’s around 74k employees. So roughly 296k VA employees have no virtual or work from home option. That’s 15% of the federal workforce not virtual or working from home that go in daily.

The math is not mathing. If you remove virtual who have to go into an office space the number showing up for work gets even higher. I’m sure VA has a higher rate than other departments because it’s healthcare with docs, nurses, etc.
Maybe he’s saying most of those employees aren’t really busy or engaged for 40 hours a week. He seems pretty productive.
 
I have it on good authority that there is not one general in the navy.
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