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Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

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s-ou-thern

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This morning, I was in line at Hardee’s for breakfast. I noticed the elementary school aged girl in front of me was carrying a Taylor Swift lunchbox.

After I stopped shaking with rage, I asked her politely if she was hoping for a Taylor Swift Super Bowl.“Yes!” she beamed. “I want that more than anything.” Her mother, clad in Lululemon, also smiled, clutching her Stanley.

“So you hate America then?” I snapped.“Uh … um..” the girl stammered. The mother was shocked silent.“That’s what I thought.” I said.

I snatched the lunchbox out of her hand, emptied its contents onto the ground (included soy string “cheese,” go figure), and chucked the lunchbox in the trash.

The girl began sobbing and the mother shouting at me.

“That was for President Franklin,” I said pointing at them and then strode out the restaurant with a determined look on my face.

I received a standing ovation.

So, this is S Cook?
 

Sgfeer

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2024 is a referendum on Biden's:- Open Border (fentanyl deaths, human trafficking, violent crime, overrun cities, terrorist cells)- Bidenomics (high inflation, high interest rates)- Politicized and Weaponized Justice (against Trump, top aides, supporters, parents, Christians; coddling Biden family corruption and Biden's BLM, Hamas, antifa base)- Crime (BLM; anti-police; record murders, robberies, carjackings)- Racial Division (BLM, DEI, CRT, equity, anti-Jew, anti-Asian, anti-Christian)- Gender Chaos (grooming kids, life-destroying pills, and trans-surgeries on kids)- Weakness (Iran's Hamas invaded Israel; Iran's Hezbollah attacking Israel; Iran's Houthis attacking U.S.; Russia invading Ukraine; China on brink of invading Taiwan)(But no mean tweets.)


 

Dolphincock

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Why dont we impose DEI for the athletes in the NBA, NFL, and Track and Field? we would see many more whites and asians and mexicans. Unfortunately, we would lose some of the best athletes. Oh wait, that is why we shouldn't do it in for example, PILOTS, Mechanics, Nurses, and Doctors. Many other shit as well. Fuck Tards
 

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Nostrovia!!
 

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DC SWAMP EXPOSED. PART 1 - D.C. Blackmail: A Capitol Hill intern reveals how members of Congress are coerced to vote a certain way through blackmail and extortion after affairs & sex parties: “Cawthorn wasn’t lying neither”O’Keefe Media Group founder James O’Keefe has discovered that nothing is as it seems when it comes to Congress Members’ voting patterns, the staffers they hire, or their activity outside of Congress.Meet Titus Warren, a Democrat working for Republicans in Congress. These Republicans do not care about Warren’s political views or the potential of him tipping off the other side. In fact, Titus states that he “loves” Nancy Pelosi and believes that Donald Trump “needs to die.”Still, his employers don’t seem to care how he thinks. While Titus says he keeps these details to himself, he is “sure” that his boss knows his political views, considering the fact that a photo of Nancy Pelosi sits proudly on Titus’ desk.“Every time I see her, or we run into each other, you know, sometimes I’ll even go into her office, then I’ll just go in her candy bowl,” said Titus before confirming that Pelosi knows him and “loves” him as he “loves” her.Titus also boasted that he gets to attend “a lot of embassies and a lot of events at the White House” and that he loves Joe Biden.When asked how Republican constituents might respond to his viewpoints, Titus said, “If they do [care], they can kiss the crack of my ass because I don’t care.”What’s worse is that most Congressmen in D.C. don’t actually think for themselves but rely on staffers like Titus and their advisors to guide them in decision-making. Or they rely on outside influences, such as blackmail, which uses their sexual wrongdoings while “serving” the American people.Titus was able to provide us with good intel on the inner workings of Congress and how members of both parties are coerced to vote a certain way through what he called a vote “suggestion.” But these so-called suggestions aren’t suggestions at all; they are much more nefarious ways of blackmailing members of Congress who have engaged in affairs on their spouses or downright sex parties with other members, according to Titus. “There’s a lot of things that I see with my own eyes,” he told James O’Keefe.“Madison Cawthorn wasn’t lying neither,” said Titus as he explained that most Congress Members are married, but “they have affairs with other congresspeople… And they have like parties and stuff.” Titus then confirmed that these alleged parties get “hot and heavy.”Though he said he’s never gone to one of these parties or been invited, Titus contends “that is a fact” and an open secret. “It happens a lot more than people think,” he noted before telling us that he thought it was a fiction or a “joke” before he began working in Congress.“A majority of members that come late are 9/10 times hungover from the [sex parties] the night before,” Titus added.These parties are then used to gain leverage over the officials to pressure them to vote for the Swamp’s preferred policy and against unfavorable policy.But this leverage is not only used to change votes in Congress. It seemingly applies to election season, too, as Titus explains, “If you ever run for office, and you’ve been where I am, you would use that as leverage to win your campaign.”As reported by The Gateway Pundit, Madison Cawthorn revealed in March 2022 that he was invited to a “sexual get-together” or an “orgy” at a D.C. elite’s home. He also alleged that “some of the people leading on the movement to try and remove addiction in our country” were often doing cocaine right in front of him. This caused a stir within the House of Representatives. Cawthorn was then smeared as a liar, threatened with consequences by then-Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy, and removed from Congress in the next election.We reached out to Madison Cawthorn for his reaction to Titus’ bombshell assertions:CAWTHORN: “Well, I mean, I’ve never been to a party like this; I got invited to them. My instant reaction to that is, you know, especially the blackmail piece that it seemed like this individual was talking about in this piece, that’s something that I experienced firsthand. It’s kind of a laden threat. It’s kind of just an understood thing in Washington. It’s not something that’s ever really said to you, but it’s well known that people can always have leverage points on you.” “People only want to put you in compromising situations so that they can have leverage over you so they can control your vote.”Titus said the media either does not know about this blackmail scheme or “they’re not allowed to run these stories.” It would seem more likely the latter.Titus further related this sexual conduct in Congress to former Democrat Staffer Aidan Maese-Czeropski, who was terminated by Senator Ben Cardin (D-MD) after the staffer’s hardcore gay sex tape filmed in the Hart Senate Office Building surfaced. “That actually did not happen the day it came out,” said Titus, indicating that the sex tape was filmed months earlier and used as leverage against Senator Cardin or Aidan Maese-Czeropski.When asked if he feels guilty about what he sees in Congress or being a secret Democrat working in a Republican office, Titus responded, “I get my check, and I’m good,” while stipulating his lust for buying expensive items such as Louis Vuitton handbags and fashion accessories from other high-end stores like Chanel. “All my money that I’m saving now is for me to go to the Hamptons every weekend of the Summer.” While shopping at Burberry and David Yurman, two high-end fashion stores in Washington, D.C., Titus told us more about the D.C. sex parties, saying, “It’s not a conspiracy.” He continued, “It most definitely happens. And It’s normal.”Surprisingly, when asked outside of the jewelry store, David Yurman, Titus did not recognize James O’Keefe or realize that everything he told us was being recorded.If you are an insider in Washington, D.C., you can contact us on Signal or join us on our weekly X-Space titled “On The Inside With James O’Keefe” from 4 pm to 6 pm ET. Sign up to be an undercover journalist with The American Swiper Program at this link.Watch below and stay tuned for more of our undercover journalism from Washington, D.C.
 

TheRealJohnCooper

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I'm sorry if this has been said or discussed. I was shown a new quarter today at the bank. Some bitch named Jovita on back. The quarter is thinner and finally They removed the United States of America that was printed on it. Why do our fucking Reps allow this bullshit to continue. If you dont like this country, move out or fucking die

Not saying I agree with it at all, I’ve personally never seen one, but it’s been a thing for a while now.
 
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