ALASKAN MUDSLIDE:
To start
the alaskan mudslide, a girl must obtain a large,
unbroken piece of shit and then freezes it. Upon completion of freezing, she pulls it out and uses it as a dildo.
I
walked in on Marry yesterday giving herself
the Alaskan mudslide. Her room smelled completely like shit, but I walked in and finished her off anyways.
OR
1. A mudslide in Alaska.
2. Taking a shit on a
midget's chest, preferably the runs, and then fucking the midget. After which, you slide down the midget's chest like a
Slip 'N' Slide.
1. "Look, we are in Alaska, and that is a mudslide; therefore, an
Alaskan Mudslide."
2. Person 1: "Dude, I just got a
Slip 'N' Slide, come over and we can use it.
Person 2: "Nah man,
Shyanne is horny so I might as well just go over and give her an Alaskan Mudslide.