Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

[BamaRidger]

Sen. Ron Johnson: 'There's Probably a Reason Why Joe Biden Canceled the China Initiative'

Hunter Biden's abandoned laptop "is revealing an awful lot," Sen. Ron Johnson (R-Wis.) told "Sunday Morning Futures."

cnsnews.com

 

[BamaRidger]

Emails Confirm Why CDC Changed Definitions of Vaccine, Vaccinated

www.theepochtimes.com

 

[Pineapple]

Nah. He only has eyes for Staci's bum.

 

[Sgfeer]

Tastes better than it looks, which is saying something

 

[Sgfeer]

Glasgow Girl on GETTR : The Presidents of Burundi, Swaziland, Tanzania, Ivory Coast and Haiti have all been assasinated over past few months. The fake news media refuse to cover it. All 5 Presidents said the covid 'vaccine' would NEVER be allowed in

The Presidents of Burundi, Swaziland, Tanzania, Ivory Coast and Haiti have all been assasinated over past few months. The fake news media refuse to cover it. All 5 Presidents said the covid 'vaccine' would NEVER be allowed in their country. #burundi #swaziland #tanzania #ivorycoast #haiti

gettr.com

MP Jamie Wallis fled car crash in miniskirt and pearls

An MP who crashed his car and fled dressed in a leather mini skirt and pearls has been found guilty of failing to report the accident.Jamie Wallis, 38, Tory MP

www.thetimes.co.uk

^^typical Great Britain ^^

ZiZi CAli on GETTR : Fuck them easily offended snowflakes.

Fuck them easily offended snowflakes.

gettr.com

 

[Sgfeer]

 

[Sgfeer]

 

[TopHook]

Tastes better than it looks, which is saying something

After shaq?

 

[Sgfeer]

After shaq?

After Chipotle

 

[Sgfeer]

JACK_MAXEY on GETTR : Why was the former head of the FBI, Louis Freeh so tight with a crack head? Why would he gift Biden grandchildren $100K? How many other people have gifted Biden family trusts? Are there any journalists left out there? Note he is

Why was the former head of the FBI, Louis Freeh so tight with a crack head? Why would he gift Biden grandchildren $100K? How many other people have gifted Biden family trusts? Are there any journalists left out there? Note he is in Bucharest working for Hunter to free a convicted criminal at...

gettr.com

 

[Phillip McKraken]

Fentanyl is much more dangerous than what the regime is doing right now. Can you imagine some gang aerosolizing that stuff and driving around a residential neighborhood?

Have to use it indoors.

Russian Spetsnaz security forces are suspected to have used a fentanyl analogue, or derivative, to incapacitate people rapidly in the Moscow theater hostage crisis in 2002. The siege was ended, but some hostages may have died from the gas after their health was severely taxed during the days long siege.[177] The Russian Health Minister later stated that the gas was based on fentanyl,[178] but the exact chemical agent has not been identified.

 

[noelnole]

Get Their My Friend

You Must Have Never Seen the Tape of the Screaming Girl That Many On Here Had a Hard Time Handling

It's Real

i never want to see that again!!!

 

[Sgfeer]

 

[Phillip McKraken]

The wife and I got up to Alaska for the first time a few weeks ago. It was a spur of the moment long weekend trip from here in Oregon. We were planning on driving out to Idaho or Montana for the weekend, but we had a free companion ticket on Alaska Airlines, which made it cheaper and faster to fly to Anchorage than to drive to Missoula.

My friend, your state does not suck. For the rest of the folks on the board, here are a few photos of things we saw. To be clear, the bear photo was at a wildlife park/zoo, but it's a heck of a backdrop. I'm not cool enough to get that shot out in the wild.

Next time, I'm coming up for a long time and fishing till my arms fall off.

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ALASKAN MUDSLIDE:

To start the alaskan mudslide, a girl must obtain a large, unbroken piece of shit and then freezes it. Upon completion of freezing, she pulls it out and uses it as a dildo.
I walked in on Marry yesterday giving herself the Alaskan mudslide. Her room smelled completely like shit, but I walked in and finished her off anyways.

OR

1. A mudslide in Alaska.

2. Taking a shit on a midget's chest, preferably the runs, and then fucking the midget. After which, you slide down the midget's chest like a Slip 'N' Slide.

1. "Look, we are in Alaska, and that is a mudslide; therefore, an Alaskan Mudslide."

2. Person 1: "Dude, I just got a Slip 'N' Slide, come over and we can use it.
Person 2: "Nah man, Shyanne is horny so I might as well just go over and give her an Alaskan Mudslide.

 

[TopHook]

ALASKAN MUDSLIDE:

To start the alaskan mudslide, a girl must obtain a large, unbroken piece of shit and then freezes it. Upon completion of freezing, she pulls it out and uses it as a dildo.
I walked in on Marry yesterday giving herself the Alaskan mudslide. Her room smelled completely like shit, but I walked in and finished her off anyways.

OR

1. A mudslide in Alaska.

2. Taking a shit on a midget's chest, preferably the runs, and then fucking the midget. After which, you slide down the midget's chest like a Slip 'N' Slide.

1. "Look, we are in Alaska, and that is a mudslide; therefore, an Alaskan Mudslide."

2. Person 1: "Dude, I just got a Slip 'N' Slide, come over and we can use it.
Person 2: "Nah man, Shyanne is horny so I might as well just go over and give her an Alaskan Mudslide.

I've read it before but...

 

[Phillip McKraken]

 

[AmericanViking]

Happy Camper. Small Pleasures.
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When I washed my son’s hair right after he was born and momma was in recovery he absolutely loved it

 

[TopHook]

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#pureblood #nevertested

 

[Phillip McKraken]

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It is an emergency stash of thick cut bacon.

 

[Viking]

 

[Viking]

 

[sanction]

Remember What I Posted the Other Day

Critical Race Theory

 

[AmericanViking]

i never want to see that again!!!

I used to listen to it periodically to remind me what kind of evil we are up against. I want to see them get the blood eagle in the worst sort of way.

 

[TopHook]

I used to listen to it periodically to remind me what kind of evil we are up against. I want to see them get the blood eagle in the worst sort of way.

Blood eagle cliffs?

 

[AmericanViking]

Blood eagle cliffs?

It was supposedly reserved for extreme crimes

the victims (in both cases members of royal families) were placed in a prone position, their ribs severed from the spine with a sharp tool, their ribs pulled out to look like wings and their lungs pulled through the opening to set upon the pair of "wings".

 

[TopHook]

It was reserved for extreme crimes

the victims (in both cases members of royal families) were placed in a prone position, their ribs severed from the spine with a sharp tool, their ribs pulled out to look like wings and their lungs pulled through the opening to set upon the pair of "wings".

 

[Viking]

these guys say lebanon has gone dark and governments around the world i.e. the cabal are crumbling. Who knows but it is entertaining.

 

[22*43*51]

 

[AmericanViking]

these guys say lebanon has gone dark and governments around the world i.e. the cabal are crumbling. Who knows but it is entertaining.

If the FBI was there it was to assist in a cover up. Fuck them hoes

 

[Scratchmyvolsroughly]

these guys say lebanon has gone dark and governments around the world i.e. the cabal are crumbling. Who knows but it is entertaining.

Dude please please stop falling for this crap. These look like 2 morons just making shit up.

How can anyone believe any of this

 

[22*43*51]

 

[Sgfeer]

Janitor Knocks On Door And Asks Jan 6 Committee To Wrap It Up As Another Group Has The Room Reserved At 5

WASHINGTON — The January 6th hearings ended early last week when a custodian knocked on the door before poking his head in to request that the January 6th Committee clear out for the next group on the schedule.

babylonbee.com

Mexican cartel smugglers nabbed with $1.2M worth of meth in NYC — then released thanks to lax bail laws: feds

A pair of suspected cartel smugglers was busted with a $1.2 million stash of crystal meth, but were freed thanks to New York’s lax bail laws, feds said.

nypost.com

^^another weekend shot^^

 

[weaponoffreedom]

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For @MortgageHorn

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what a racist

 

[FreeMiner]

https://www.thecentersquare.com/louisiana/biden-administration-wants-to-prohibit-new-oil-and-gas-leases-in-the-gulf-of-mexico/article_d2ac0a88-fc85-11ec-afe1-ff07351beaa9.html

He is a WEF/UN PEDO like Trudeau

 

[22*43*51]

 

[PowerMEGA]

That is ridiculous. I have some friends who are dealing with skin cancer because of a lifetime of significant exposure and sun burns from not wearing sunscreen. I've had countless pre-cancerous skin cells removed myself.

 

[FreeMiner]

You are cruel to an old man. That would hairlip the Pope, leave him stuttering. Sta, Sta, Staci

 

[Scratchmyvolsroughly]

that is not what Trumpl said! I heard the audio myself. He said human traffickers that resulted in death should get the death penatly

 

[MortgageHorn]

 

[inFredible]

Emails Confirm Why CDC Changed Definitions of Vaccine, Vaccinated

www.theepochtimes.com

Brother in law went to ER today, his leg had been bothering him the past few days. Found blood clots in his leg and lungs. Just went into surgery fu@k the CDC and their vax/$ grab.