Choose Wisely: who would win? 2nd grade library edition

[shiv]

 

[Rva]

I’ll take the bird because he can poop on the rails, snakes eyes and he won’t be able to see.

I will take the alligator because the python is an incarnation of the devil, and unless he’s playing fiddle against some kid, he never wins.

 

[weaponoffreedom]

bird
python

 

[shiv]

bird
python

According to the literature, these are the correct answers

 

[Rebarcock.]

From the river to the see

 

[STMF2X]

Pythons are killing gators in S. Florida like the Quail is decimating the grub worm population in Maryland.