Announcing the Grand Opening of TFSF Research and Development Division: Actual Science bitches

[shiv]

Based on the success and positive feedback from last nights podcast, My supervisor @BLatta12 has requested I leverage my garage laboratory to start building some cool science vids for our YouTube channel and start building up our portfolio of technology and patents.

Now that I have the smart people in place to run the business I can do what I do best and build some shit.

Anyway, looking for requests on what kind of things we want to build? I think the first thing I am going to do is take a software defined radio and use it to track planes with Am/Fm radio waves and HD tv signals.

Thoughts? opinions? Go fuck yoreself?

 

[shiv]

Here is our lab:

 

[shiv]

I think one of our Missions will be to show how we can replicate prototypes of multi billion dollar tax dollar wasted technologies in my garage. Of course we will likely stop at TRL6 if you are familiar with R&D/S&T lingo.

Mainly just troll and BTFO people you know?

 

[Rebarcock.]

Make a potato charger for a phone

 

[TopHook]

Sex robot.

 

[LVRebel]

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[Old Glory]

Liquid paper on a bee.

 

[Rebarcock.]

Isolate covid sars 19

 

[Overwatch]

I’ve got a couple degrees in materials science with a focus (pardon the pun) in photonics and nanotechnology. I’ve got a few patents in chemometric analysis using optical systems and started a couple of technology startups (that failed because I was a lazy shithead in my 30s). If I can be of any assistance answering questions or getting you in touch with scientists and engineers just let me know.

FWIW I’m in sales now lol.

 

[imprimis]

Prove that these blue masks are 100% effective at stopping the spread of Wuhan Charlie.

 

[VladimirPAdkins]

Putting in the man hours to study the science of what you need. Nice

 

[shiv]

I’ve got a couple degrees in materials science with a focus (pardon the pun) in photonics and nanotechnology. I’ve got a few patents in chemometric analysis using optical systems and started a couple of technology startups (that failed because I was a lazy shithead in my 30s). If I can be of any assistance answering questions or getting you in touch with scientists and engineers just let me know.

FWIW I’m in sales now lol.

Yessir! I’d be honored to activate the almonds with you. Let me get some things sorted out, and I’m gonna get some momentum going on getting a project started. I’ll document along the way

 

[ChicagoFats]

I’ve got a couple degrees in materials science with a focus (pardon the pun) in photonics and nanotechnology. I’ve got a few patents in chemometric analysis using optical systems and started a couple of technology startups (that failed because I was a lazy shithead in my 30s). If I can be of any assistance answering questions or getting you in touch with scientists and engineers just let me know.

FWIW I’m in sales now lol.

Keep kicking ass @Overwatch.
Hope we can run into each other before too long.

 

[shiv]

Make a potato charger for a phone

Sex robot.

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Noted

 

[shiv]

I’ve got a couple degrees in materials science with a focus (pardon the pun) in photonics and nanotechnology. I’ve got a few patents in chemometric analysis using optical systems and started a couple of technology startups (that failed because I was a lazy shithead in my 30s). If I can be of any assistance answering questions or getting you in touch with scientists and engineers just let me know.

FWIW I’m in sales now lol.

I seriously don’t know how I didn’t know this about you before man. Very very good info. Make sure you watch the podcast from last night when you get a chance. The second part I kind of touch on some areas of my skill set to help bring out some “red pills” as they are called

 

[shiv]

Also we are gonna need a name. I’m thinking DunkWorks because we are gonna dunk all over SkunkWorks. I actually got a commemorative coin from CuckWorks a few years back when they were trying to sell the army a varient of sharks with laser beams

 

[ChicagoFats]

I seriously don’t know how I didn’t know this about you before man. Very very good info. Make sure you watch the podcast from last night when you get a chance. The second part I kind of touch on some areas of my skill set to help bring out some “red pills” as they are called

I grew up and went to school with him. He is a good dude and a lot smarter than me!

 

[shiv]

Also we are gonna need a name. I’m thinking DunkWorks because we are gonna dunk all over SkunkWorks. I actually got a commemorative coin from CuckWorks a few years back when they were trying to sell the army a varient of sharks with laser beams

Pics or GTFO

 

[shiv]

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Deer god my “beard” looks like pathetic shit

 

[Overwatch]

I grew up and went to school with him. He is a good dude and a lot smarter than me!

lol let’s not get carried away here!

And as to your other post I’d love to catch up next time you’re in town, or if I get to Chicago anytime soon. Been way to long and would like to hear what you’ve been up to over these past years.

@Croot_Overlord I like where your head is at. This could be a lot of fun and potentially profitable, which is always nice. Let me know if there’s anything I can help with, research or whatever.

 

[shiv]

lol let’s not get carried away here!

And as to your other post I’d love to catch up next time you’re in town, or if I get to Chicago anytime soon. Been way to long and would like to hear what you’ve been up to over these past years.

@Croot_Overlord I like where your head is at. This could be a lot of fun and potentially profitable, which is always nice. Let me know if there’s anything I can help with, research or whatever.

Thank you. Now that I see the connection with you and Fatz I think I remember talking to you about your background now. My memory is mostly non functional these days so forgive me. I can only operate in the immediate moment these days

 

[LVRebel]

Deer god my “beard” looks like pathetic shit

I mean, I didn't want to say anything but...

Spoiler

It's okay though, mine would look much worse than that if I tried to grow it out.

 

[TopHook]

Prove that these blue masks are 100% effective at stopping the spread of Wuhan Charlie.

I can provide gas.

 

[shiv]

I mean, I didn't want to say anything but...

Spoiler

It's okay though, mine would look much worse than that if I tried to grow it out.

I got that nasty shit trimmed up. Don’t want to embarrass you guys. Tomorrow We are filming a commercial for a Local beer and bingo networking event sponsored by TFSF

 

[BurntJ]

Based on the success and positive feedback from last nights podcast, My supervisor @BLatta12 has requested I leverage my garage laboratory to start building some cool science vids for our YouTube channel and start building up our portfolio of technology and patents.

Now that I have the smart people in place to run the business I can do what I do best and build some shit.

Anyway, looking for requests on what kind of things we want to build? I think the first thing I am going to do is take a software defined radio and use it to track planes with Am/Fm radio waves and HD tv signals.

Thoughts? opinions? Go fuck yoreself?

GREAT Just what we need…..our very own Faucci. It’s almost like @Croot_Overlord was reading my mind. Clearly there aren’t enough Idiot Science Overloads controlling us.

maybe you can build something to respond and give you better thought…..if you build it you can control it’s thought (today’s Scientist really LOVE CONTROL) and when it’s done with that YOU CAN FUCK YOURSELF WITH IT. (As always I’m just here to provide support to your DUMBEST ideas)

j/k I love you BUT I NOW HATE SCIENCE/SCIENTISTS. (A scientist is a person to stupid to understand math so they go with the make it up as you go field.)

 

[shiv]

GREAT Just what we need…..our very own Faucci. It’s almost like @Croot_Overlord was reading my mind. Clearly there aren’t enough Idiot Science Overloads controlling us.

maybe you can build something to respond and give you better thought…..if you build it you can control it’s thought (today’s Scientist really LOVE CONTROL) and when it’s done with that YOU CAN FUCK YOURSELF WITH IT. (As always I’m just here to provide support to your DUMBEST ideas)

j/k I love you BUT I NOW HATE SCIENCE/SCIENTISTS. (A scientist is a person to stupid to understand math so they go with the make it up as you go field.)

Well good I hate scientist to. I’m an engineer: we actually do shit rather than talk shit

 

[BurntJ]

Well good I hate scientist to. I’m an engineer: we actually do shit rather than talk shit

I know, I just like to poke the bear if you will. You TEE’d up an opportunity to spit (if you will) on Scientists faces. It partially due to my IT degree making me a batchelor of science. This to me have always been MALPRACTICE (if you will). We IT people are more engineers than fucking scientists.
The real world is based on Numbers and Facts….2 things scientist hate BC they can’t bend and twist them.

 

[shiv]

I know, I just like to poke the bear if you will. You TEE’d up an opportunity to spit (if you will) on Scientists faces. It partially due to my IT degree making me a batchelor of science. This to me have always been MALPRACTICE (if you will). We IT people are more engineers than fucking scientists.
The real world is based on Numbers and Facts….2 things scientist hate BC they can’t bend and twist them.

I didn’t know your an IT bro. Cool man, I always love them IT boys. @JackOfSpeed has been kicking ass for us. We had some hiccups the first few months but he’s got this thing running like a top these days

 

[BurntJ]

I didn’t know your an IT bro. Cool man, I always love them IT boys. @JackOfSpeed has been kicking ass for us. We had some hiccups the first few months but he’s got this thing running like a top these days

Don’t do it professionally anymore……and will never again. I generally try NOT to have a presence places like this as I’m a 90’s (late) early 2000’s Anon….
I’ve notice the job and understand both the work and issues @JackOfSpeed has done! Kudos to all you guys. Love the idea and endeavor! Hope you guys are enjoying the ride!

 

[shiv]

Don’t do it professionally anymore……and will never again. I generally try NOT to have a presence places like this as I’m a 90’s (late) early 2000’s Anon….
I’ve notice the job and understand both the work and issues @JackOfSpeed has done! Kudos to all you guys. Love the idea and endeavor! Hope you guys are enjoying the ride!

We are having so much fun it’s crazy. Was some stress to work though at the beginning but we are cooking now

 

[Viking]

 

[BurntJ]

Actually @Croot_Overlord there is one question that has remained unsolved since October 20, 1995 that I would still kill to know…

 

[Cyberty]

Here is our lab:

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You have two wives? I noticed the two vacuum cleaners.

 

[shiv]

You have two wives? I noticed the two vacuum cleaners.

Those are both mine. They make great sex toys in the appropriate configuration

 

[Cards1968]

Sex robot.

The two vacuum cleaners were the dead givaway for me.

 

[Cyberty]

I have an idea for a frictionless hub for a wheel.

After I typed that I noticed how weird the word “wheel” looks. Am I spelling in right? Wheel. Wheel. Wheel.

 

[TJHall1]

I have an idea for a frictionless hub for a wheel.

After I typed that I noticed how weird the word “wheel” looks. Am I spelling in right? Wheel. Wheel. Wheel.

 

[Cyberty]

FYI. scientists and engineers have a symbiotic relationship.

 

[Overwatch]

FYI. scientists and engineers have a symbiotic relationship.

Along with mathematicians and philosophers (to a much lesser extent).

 

[Cyberty]

Along with mathematicians and philosophers (to a much lesser extent).

And science fiction writers. It has to be imagined, before it can be.