🔥 My gooch is absolutely on fire 🔥

I slathered Vaseline on it, but it still feels like my undercarriage stitching is splitting.

What’s the best way to prevent the fire taint ?
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You can thank me now. Your penis can thank me whenever.
I hope this company takes off bigly. It would be great to see gooch guard plastered all over outfield walls, PGA golfers hats, official sponsor of Fox NFL halftime show, and a NASCAR team.
 
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