🔥 My gooch is absolutely on fire 🔥

[PawPower1981]

I slathered Vaseline on it, but it still feels like my undercarriage stitching is splitting.

What’s the best way to prevent the fire taint ?

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

I slathered Vaseline on it, but it still feels like my undercarriage stitching is splitting.

What’s the best way to prevent the fire taint ?

 

[hmt5000]

If it's from chaffing try goldbond medicated powder during the day and use coconut oil before you go to bed and when you shower. Coconut oil is a natural germ killer and moisturizer.

 

[STMF2X]

Switch to these

Spoiler

 

[Rva]

You can thank me now. Your penis can thank me whenever.

Gooch Guard - The #1 Chamois Cream for Cyclists

Gooch Guard is the #1 chamois cream for cyclists. Ultimate anti-chafing protection, friction-free formula, enhancing mobility for peak performance.

goochguard.com

 

[CurtOFD78]

Maybe put a little Gold Bond powder or cream on that gooch. What did you do to get the gooch on fire- a road march or get in bed with a prostitute?

 

[Nakluagator]

My gooch, my gooch, my gooch is on fire.
Sing it loud, sing it proud!
You're welcome.

 

[STMF2X]

You can thank me now. Your penis can thank me whenever.

Gooch Guard - The #1 Chamois Cream for Cyclists

Gooch Guard is the #1 chamois cream for cyclists. Ultimate anti-chafing protection, friction-free formula, enhancing mobility for peak performance.

goochguard.com

I hope this company takes off bigly. It would be great to see gooch guard plastered all over outfield walls, PGA golfers hats, official sponsor of Fox NFL halftime show, and a NASCAR team.

 

[AmericanViking]

Bathing regularly helps prevent fungus.

 

[TopHook]

I slathered Vaseline on it, but it still feels like my undercarriage stitching is splitting.

What’s the best way to prevent the fire taint ?

The wife get you back from the ripping and the tearing?

 

[PawPower1981]

Thx no gooch fire today

 

[WARfn3AGLE]

Good to hear that there is no current burning of the gooch. If it gets inflamed again, you can just try the new fad of tucking. It may not work, but hey, you will be “en vogue.”

 

[Phillip McKraken]

O.P. How’s the Fornier’s Gangrene? Did they have to remove your nutchin and ballsack?

 

[CuriousFiend]

Prolly my severe retardation flaring up or maybe too fuckin stoned again...

... does - ' Gooch ' - mean man junk in the states?

 

[Cheddarwurst]

Prolly my severe retardation flaring up or maybe too fuckin stoned again...

... does - ' Gooch ' - mean man junk in the states?

It’s your asshole.

 

[yankmenoodle]

Soak it in cider.

 

[CuriousFiend]

It’s your asshole.

Aye, wtf?! Ya shittin' me?

Is it not synonymous with words like snatch, gash, pussy, etc?

 

[Rebarcock.]

Aye, wtf?! Ya shittin' me?

Is it not synonymous with words like snatch, gash, pussy, etc?

It is the taint area. Bw your balls and bhole