Wisdom/Observations from old farts

[Jayhacker]

@Jayhacker
You can come by and see me pisssing outta my ass this afternoon. I'll eat raisin bran and by 4am I will drop a mystery log. Straight down the pipe and no wipe. I can dm my address. I can even drink beer and be ok if I eat the raisin bran

Only if you'll return the favor and have to wipe my ass after it don't go down the pipe after my bowl of raisin bran.

 

[Alpha_Cock]

It even sucks less to walk right away in the morning. The stairs were starting to make my morning bathroom hide away from the family torture.

Haha. That's the peace, the porcelain throne.

 

[shiv]

for plantar fas..tis?

Yep. Sucks. I’m actually bouncing back though. It’s weird. I’ll be good for a couple years and then it nearly debilitates me for a couple months.

 

[Timothy]

"Woke up. Got out of bed.

Drug a comb across my..."

Let's just say I got up.