Who yanked one out to Cher on a Navy Battleship in 1989? Don’t you lie!

[RJ2kWJ]

 

[Cards1968]

She turned a gay man straight.

 

[Seagulls]

Sorry OP, as an 80’s kid in between assuming I’d eventually date the purity that was Stephanie Tanner I was lusting after Nicole Eggert being in charge of my days and my nights…

 

[TheNJNole]

Not a chance.

However, years back (Circa 2005 ish), I met her at the SoHo Kitchen. Was hanging with a bunch of chic's in a bridal shower. I mentioned I saw Cher and they went crazy.

They tormented that bitch for 10min.

I didn't give a fuck.

I would have jumped tables and isles to be with Coach Bowden though.

 

[Rebarcock.]

Naw, that'd be weird.
Not as old as you hahhahahaha

 

[Rebarcock.]

Sorry OP, as an 80’s kid in between assuming I’d eventually date the purity that was Stephanie Tanner I was lusting after Nicole Eggert being in charge of my days and my nights…

I the bank it goes

 

[22*43*51]

Sorry OP Cher has never done it for me.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Sorry OP Cher has never done it for me.

More of the Vanilla Ice type?

 

[Packman]

No but I definitely had a thing for Chrissy Amphlet after seeing this every day on MTV.

 

[TJHall1]

Cher is disgusting. Who is jerking off to her???

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Cher is disgusting. Who is jerking off to her???

When I was 5 years old, her combined with a Naval ship was enough to get myself going.

Add in Optimus Prime, a ninja turtle, a surf board, and a Hawaiian Tropic poster, game over.

 

[Dawg1572]

Cvnt looks like Howard Stern

 

[Fansong63]

She looked damn good to my 20yo self in 65

 

[s-ou-thern]

If I could turn back time...

I wouldn’t watch any movies or videos of her. I don’t know who convinced her she was hot, but she seems to think so. Reality says otherwise.

 

[AmericanViking]

If I could turn back time...

I wouldn’t watch any movies or videos of her. I don’t know who convinced her she was hot, but she seems to think so. Reality says otherwise.

Every time I see or hear her I think of her playing Lola

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Every time I see or hear her I think of her playing Lola

I usually go with the wicked witch that couldn’t get beyond her vagina being addicted to Jack Nicholson’s penis.

 

[Jayhacker]

I was hoping one of those guns would go off with her standing in front of it. Disgusting POS.

 

[hmt5000]

I did. I also did Whitney Houston "I wanna dance with somebody" video and Paula Abdul in every video. Paula made basically softcore short movies in her prime.