And if so, which dance would you choose?
Even after numerous Achilles surgeries, your wives would beg to dance with me.
Only with permission.
I don’t have a wife and only have one working testicle due to a ball bondage accident while I was masturbating (amphetamines and pornography lead you to doing some weird things), but I love dancing and don’t know why anyone would be scared to do this. I imagine we would do the Macarena
I’ve ruined most of the nerve endings on my penis too so I know what you mean. I’ve been working on getting at the prostate more, but I fear that once I completely get this down there will be no turning backGlad you still got the one nut, at least. Masturbating can be pretty dangerous. Don't be afraid to ask for a spot, if you need one...but sounds like you already learned that lesson.
I’ve ruined most of the nerve endings on my penis too so I know what you mean. I’ve been working on getting at the prostate more, but I fear that once I completely get this down there will be no turning back
Please tell me you gents can hit the party rock anthem? The worst dance in the history of Earth?
I can’t believe I won this, Colleen’s by a proper tango.