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Which tFSFer actually has the balls to dance with their wife?

I don’t have a wife and only have one working testicle due to a ball bondage accident while I was masturbating (amphetamines and pornography lead you to doing some weird things), but I love dancing and don’t know why anyone would be scared to do this. I imagine we would do the Macarena


Glad you still got the one nut, at least. Masturbating can be pretty dangerous. Don't be afraid to ask for a spot, if you need one...but sounds like you already learned that lesson.
 
Glad you still got the one nut, at least. Masturbating can be pretty dangerous. Don't be afraid to ask for a spot, if you need one...but sounds like you already learned that lesson.
I’ve ruined most of the nerve endings on my penis too so I know what you mean. I’ve been working on getting at the prostate more, but I fear that once I completely get this down there will be no turning back
 
I’ve ruined most of the nerve endings on my penis too so I know what you mean. I’ve been working on getting at the prostate more, but I fear that once I completely get this down there will be no turning back

Probably your best bet is to just abuse the prostate until it is as dead as your penis. Enjoy yourself. Then you can get a sex change and start beating up new things you didn't even have before. It's 2021, this is the way.
 
Please tell me you gents can hit the party rock anthem? The worst dance in the history of Earth?

I can’t believe I won this, Colleen’s by a proper tango.

 
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