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Which can you do faster: run 40 yards or drink 40oz of beer?
- Thread starter Dr. Zaius
- Start date
Run the 40 probably not even close either
I still work out a lot and I rarely drink or even chug beer... I’m a whiskey man. So definitely the dash.
TJHall1
Legendary
I used to be able to also. Bonged a 6 pack in college. Legitimately thought my stomach was gonna tear open and I was gonna die. Came back up about 80 seconds later like a fire hydrant shooting water.
61 year old with 44 years of drinking beer. What’s your guess ?
Quatch$
Elite
In the frat house we used to have a 2 story bong that wrapped around the railing. It was about an inch in diameter with coconuts on either side at the bottom.
You had to get on your knees and hold the hose with two hands (because of the force of a beer rushing at you from 20 feet above). Before camera phones which is a shame because I’d love to have pics of some of my bros and the sorority skanks that looked like they were suckin a huge hawg.
BeerCane’d
Poster
User name checks out
TJHall1
Legendary
One of my buddies recorded it on his 500 dollar video camera he had, I should see if he still has it.
Quatch$
Elite
I had some on my disposable camera but lost it before I could hit up rite aid to develop them
Beer is cheap at Rite Aid brother
GriffTannen
Poster
I’m world class at shotgunning but I still think I can run a sub six second 40 at 40.
TJHall1
Legendary
Is this an eating pussy joke?
Quatch$
Elite
Leave him alone. Have you ever tried to drink almost 4 whole Zimas before?
I once bonged a 12 pack of BLD in 48 minutes, thought I was gonna die, actually had sects later that evening although I don’t remember it.
Gump_Tiger
Poster
If you play golf with me we are going to shotgun a beer at least one time during the round. But I will still run a 40 faster than chugging.
Not without a Jolly Rancher in the bottom. You’re right.
Richard N. Toze
Poster
Why choose? 
Quatch$
Elite
Reminds me of Edward 40 hands. Chicks would kidnap us and then duct tape two 40s to your hands and you couldn’t take them off until you were done. If you had to piss they pull out yore cawk for you. Lead to some good times usually later on as well.
