Which can you do faster: run 40 yards or drink 40oz of beer?

[Dr. Zaius]

I may be one of the worst beer chuggers in the world, I would make the run faster

 

[tiderollsonu]

Run the 40 probably not even close either

 

[Quatch$]

In my younger years I could bong or shotgun beers with the best of them. Even after kids and tailgating before games I’d sometimes have to show some boys how it’s done. Last time I did it I was at a golf outing and damn near choked to death.

 

[UNC71-00]

I can crawl the 40 faster than I could drink a quart of beer.

 

[DurdenDiedFSU]

I still work out a lot and I rarely drink or even chug beer... I’m a whiskey man. So definitely the dash.

 

[TJHall1]

In my younger years I could bong or shotgun beers with the best of them. Even after kids and tailgating before games I’d sometimes have to show some boys how it’s done. Last time I did it I was at a golf outing and damn near choked to death.

I used to be able to also. Bonged a 6 pack in college. Legitimately thought my stomach was gonna tear open and I was gonna die. Came back up about 80 seconds later like a fire hydrant shooting water.

 

[Joewildcat8]

61 year old with 44 years of drinking beer. What’s your guess ?

 

[ajcgn]

At my age, I would have to drink the 40oz to recover from the 40 yard run.

 

[Quatch$]

I used to be able to also. Bonged a 6 pack in college. Legitimately thought my stomach was gonna tear open and I was gonna die. Came back up about 80 seconds later like a fire hydrant shooting water.

In the frat house we used to have a 2 story bong that wrapped around the railing. It was about an inch in diameter with coconuts on either side at the bottom.

You had to get on your knees and hold the hose with two hands (because of the force of a beer rushing at you from 20 feet above). Before camera phones which is a shame because I’d love to have pics of some of my bros and the sorority skanks that looked like they were suckin a huge hawg.

 

[BeerCane’d]

User name checks out

 

[TJHall1]

In the frat house we used to have a 2 story bong that wrapped around the railing. It was about an inch in diameter with coconuts on either side at the bottom.

You had to get on your knees and hold the hose with two hands (because of the force of a beer rushing at you from 20 feet above). Before camera phones which is a shame because I’d love to have pics of some of my bros and the sorority skanks that looked like they were suckin a huge hawg.

One of my buddies recorded it on his 500 dollar video camera he had, I should see if he still has it.

 

[Quatch$]

One of my buddies recorded it on his 500 dollar video camera he had, I should see if he still has it.

I had some on my disposable camera but lost it before I could hit up rite aid to develop them

 

[Joewildcat8]

I had some on my disposable camera but lost it before I could hit up rite aid to develop them

Beer is cheap at Rite Aid brother

 

[Tash123]

There's no way I can chug a 40oz in under 4.3 seconds.

 

[GriffTannen]

61 year old with 44 years of drinking beer. What’s your guess ?

 

[FSU_Drews32]

I’m world class at shotgunning but I still think I can run a sub six second 40 at 40.

 

[Jayhacker]

You enjoy Guinness, not chug it. But I would require medical assistance finishing a 40.

 

[usecd]

It takes me about 9 holes to drink 40 ounces

 

[TJHall1]

It takes me about 9 holes to drink 40 ounces

Is this an eating pussy joke?

 

[Zigjr]

It takes me about 9 holes to drink 40 ounces

 

[Quatch$]

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Leave him alone. Have you ever tried to drink almost 4 whole Zimas before?

 

[Lethal34fl2]

I once bonged a 12 pack of BLD in 48 minutes, thought I was gonna die, actually had sects later that evening although I don’t remember it.

 

[Gump_Tiger]

If you play golf with me we are going to shotgun a beer at least one time during the round. But I will still run a 40 faster than chugging.

 

[Zigjr]

Leave him alone. Have you ever tried to drink almost 4 whole Zimas before?

Not without a Jolly Rancher in the bottom. You’re right.

 

[Richard N. Toze]

Why choose?

 

[Quatch$]

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Reminds me of Edward 40 hands. Chicks would kidnap us and then duct tape two 40s to your hands and you couldn’t take them off until you were done. If you had to piss they pull out yore cawk for you. Lead to some good times usually later on as well.