What is your go to message when you meet a new person?

[shiv]

As someone with poor real life social skills I could use some pointers

 

[Oler Ted]

How do you wipe your ass?

 

[Viking]

I think you should say, 'good'ay mate'.

 

[shiv]

I think you should say, 'good'ay mate'.

Tried it. People just look at me funny and walk off

 

[Viking]

Tried it. People just look at me funny and walk off

I use SKOL! But its really only for professionals. In Hunstville I think it customary to just sniff each others asses. SKOL!

 

[shiv]

I use SKOL! But its really only for professionals. In Hunstville I think it customary to just sniff each others asses. SKOL!

This town is shifting left, so I imagine that greeting will grow stronger

 

[RollyInRaleigh]

 

[Rusty Student]

Greetings earthling

 

[TopHook]

Epstein didn't kill himself.

 

[denn]

“Hey, I’m CrootOverlord, but you have to call me Dragon”

 

[BamaRidger]

As someone with poor real life social skills I could use some pointers

Do you live around here or ride a bicycle?

 

[absoluteUnit]

Is that a pencil in your pocket or you just glad to see me

 

[Detective John Kimble]

As someone with poor real life social skills I could use some pointers

“Come here often?”

 

[PleasureMoose]

Tried it. People just look at me funny and walk off

 

[PleasureMoose]

whos your favorite.. Dahmer or Gacy?

 

[shiv]

“Come here often?”

I'll try that next time I'm in a public restroom

 

[Jayhacker]

Trump Won

 

[Ghost Hawg]

 

[Cre8ive]

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Gee whiz - that is just the type of little fucker I like to shoot or hit in the head with a baseball bat

 

[Cre8ive]

As someone with poor real life social skills I could use some pointers

If it is a good looking girl you ask her if she is tired. And she will ask why did you ask that and you say - "because you have been running around in my mind all day!"

If it is a guy you say - "Hello"

 

[N. Pappagiorgio]

Sup

 

[QuanChi]

What the fuck is wrong with your hair? Followed by a “nice weather today don’t you think?”

 

[Uncle Muscles]

Look then straight in the eyes and say, “Hitler did nothing wrong” and then immediately go in for a handshake

 

[MIZCDB]

Nut tap them. Just a little “boop” right in the schmeck.

 

[TJHall1]

How much?

 

[America 1st]

OPea just needs two stick too the basics: “Eye love frogs”!

 

[Long Cat V2.0]

As someone with poor real life social skills I could use some pointers

 

[ChingChongDingDong]

I know you definitely shouldn’t jack off with your left hand while you shake hands with your right. That’s frowned upon in public and at home.

 

[shiv]

Thanks everyone, I’m confident I will be making friends left and right now