What is your favorite type of offensive joke?

[catreaper]

Obviously, none of us are racist (except for @Zigjr) and none are sexist (except for @Gump_Tiger) so feel free to answer honestly. For me if someone can properly tie all of the above into a conversation, I may fall in love again.

 

[absoluteUnit]

I guess jokes about Jews would fall under racist?

 

[catreaper]

I guess jokes about Jews would fall under racist?

Edited to accommodate

 

[absoluteUnit]

Edited to accommodate

Thank you kind sir

 

[Shaun52]

List seems lacking

 

[catreaper]

List seems lacking

Feel free to make suggestions.

 

[America 1st]

Feel free to make suggestions.

You know what dark humor and kids with cancer have in common?

Spoiler

They never get old.

 

[absoluteUnit]

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

 

[America 1st]

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

 

[tiderollsonu]

Little Johnny Jokes always got me

Spoiler

One day little johnny doesn't show up to church so the preacher goes by his house and asks his mom why little johnny wasn't at church.

She said "I don't know he's in his room so the preacher went to little Johnny and asked "Why weren't you in church today?"

Little Johnny said "well preacher the sole of my shoes busted so I didn't have any shoes to wear with my church clothes"

Preacher looks at him and says "Little Johnny it doesn't matter what it looks like as long as they feel good"

Little Johnny promises to be in church next Sunday.

Spoiler

Next Sunday rolled around and man little Johnny wasn't at church again.

Preacher goes by Little Johnny's house and knocks and his mom answers. "ma'am little Johnny wasn't at church again today is he okay?"

Mom says "Well preacher I haven't seen him much at all this week he's been out back in the barn all week."

Preacher walks around back and goes into the barn but doesn't see Little Johnny. The he hears this sound coming from the back that sounds like a water bed springing a leak. He walks to the stall and damn there is little Johnny fucking a goat. Preacher says "LITTLE JOHNNY WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE LORD ARE YOU DOING?"

Little Johnny turns around and grins at the preacher and says "Well Preacher you said it doesn't matter what it looks like as long as it feels good!"

 

[catreaper]

@tgsio i apologize on behalf of all those who vote sexist. I would never...

 

[PawPower1981]

What do u tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Spoiler

nothing, u already told her twice

 

[TopHook]

List is shit without mooslimbs.

 

[catreaper]

What do u tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Spoiler

nothing, u already told her twice

I was raised a gentleman. It would take me at least three times to get to that point.

 

[absoluteUnit]

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Depends on how hard you throw them

 

[catreaper]

List is shit without mooslimbs.

Check the last option, my man.

 

[TopHook]

Check the last option, my man.

Mooslimbs needs its own category. They are offended by everything not just religion.

 

[catreaper]

Mooslimbs needs its own category. They are offended by everything not just religion.

Ok. Done.

 

[Shaun52]

Chyna and Chyna sympathizers

 

[TopHook]

Chyna and Chyna sympathizers

I belive Vernon the midget could kick his ass now.

 

[jarhead5903]

Obviously, none of us are racist (except for @Zigjr) and none are sexist (except for @Gump_Tiger) so feel free to answer honestly. For me if someone can properly tie all of the above into a conversation, I may fall in love again.

Any of you dying by being thrown into lava. I laugh for days when I hear that one.

 

[catreaper]

Any of you dying by being thrown into lava. I laugh for days when I hear that one.

I just cancelled my flight for July.. I’m driving so I can carry. Ima make your wife spit in your mouth after she sucks me to completion.

 

[Jtrain80]

A young black man started work today. Boss man(my BiL) told no less than 10 black jokes. It was hard to keep a straight face.

Dont worry; he had a high comma in his name, so it was alright.

 

[jarhead5903]

I just cancelled my flight for July.. I’m driving so I can carry. Ima make your wife spit in your mouth after she sucks me to completion.

Drive a Humvee limo so you can pick up plenty of help. I'll be waiting

 

[IrishStout]

I prefer a good I fucked your mom/dad joke these days.

 

[I am El Nino]

What did the blind, deaf, mute, retarded kid get for Christmas?

Spoiler: Spoiler

Cancer

 

[IrishStout]

A young black man started work today. Boss man(my BiL) told no less than 10 black jokes. It was hard to keep a straight face.

Dont worry; he had a high comma in his name, so it was alright.

High comma? An Irish last name I take it?

 

[catreaper]

Drive a Humvee limo so you can pick up plenty of help. I'll be waiting

With your legs open like your wife?

 

[catreaper]

I prefer a good I fucked your mom/dad joke these days.

I miss those days on tmb. You were always the first to comment with a good grandma or grandpa comment

 

[croot_lord]

Yalls a bunch of racists

 

[IrishStout]

I miss those days on tmb. You were always the first to comment with a good grandma or grandpa comment

I will hammer low hanging fruit whenever I see the opportunity, lol.

I miss those days as well. There was a stretch with the old LNC that they were can’t miss threads. So silly and so much fun.

 

[Don Johnson]

I’m always down for a good fuck his dad joke. For instance, OP, I fucked your dad and never called him back.

 

[TheNJNole]

I guess jokes about Jews would fall under racist?

Everyone is so offended these days. Who gives a shit.

 

[catreaper]

I’m always down for a good fuck his dad joke. For instance, OP, I fucked your dad and never called him back.

That’s a shame. I even buried his cricket mobile with him.

 

[Don Johnson]

In general, I don’t apologize, therefore, I’m not going to for your father being dead, poor, and buried with his cricket mobile phone.

 

[catreaper]

In general, I don’t apologize, therefore, I’m not going to for your father being dead, poor, and buried with his cricket mobile phone.

I’d be offended if you did.

 

[Don Johnson]

Catraper, I figure if this was real life we’d probably be best friends. However, this is not real life, but I still think you have a pretty mouth.

 

[quickfeet]

Since racist is running away with it, I think everyone should post their favorite racist joke

 

[Don Johnson]

This guy is clearly a racist, looking for new material. We got him this time fellas!

 

[catreaper]

This guy is clearly a racist, looking for new material. We got him this time fellas!

My son is half black.

Tomorrow I’ll make sure the other half is blue.