Kenny Orange Powers
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Fun fact. I can beat anyone at Goldeneye 64 multi-player. Give me a large Surge and some pizza rolls and ill fucking destroy anyone all day!
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What hidden talents do you possess?
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TJHall1
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Fun fact. I can beat anyone at Goldeneye 64 multi-player. Give me a large Surge and some pizza rolls and ill fucking destroy anyone all day!
My hidden talent is that I can poop twice a day at work and never on the weekends. It's pretty great.
Oklahoma
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Fun fact. I can beat anyone at Goldeneye 64 multi-player. Give me a large Surge and some pizza rolls and ill fucking destroy anyone all day!
I have some Native American neighbors that I grew up with that would smoke you.
Kenny Orange Powers
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The only thing they'd smoke is peyote as they sulk in their defeat to me in the Complex.
Oklahoma
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Oklahoma has plains Indians, not those Hopi hippies. Just plain old weed here In Oklahoma. (medical of course)
I can throw up at will. For hours
Oklahoma
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woukd you like to participate in a documentary about addiction?
Oklahoma
Poster
I don’t smoke that stuff anymore so I’m like Superman when he gets beat up in that diner.
Oklahoma
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let’s see tomorrow. For real, master bate multiple times tomorrow and come to this thread and report to us the number at midnight.
TJHall1
Legendary
If I dedicated my day to it I'm thinking 25-30. Maybe 35
Be careful:
"Jerome Carpenter was found dead in his bedroom after apparently masturbating too much. It is speculated that Jerome was suffering from depression due to being “extremely lonely” and not getting no P*ssy for 3 days.
Jerome’s Mother called Portland police after discovering his corpse in his room. Jerome’s mother told Now44News reporters “1 hour passed since I had called him down for lunch, Jerome was the kind of boy to steal food off your plate when you were not looking, i knew something was wrong when he didn’t come down to eat, he was a great kid” she finished as she began to cry."
Ive done it since 1yr. Been tested. Im a weirdo
great teeth too
Oklahoma
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I know exactly what you are trying to communicate to me.
Oklahoma
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bullshit. Pick a day and we will gamble on this in a thread all to itself.
TJHall1
Legendary
I shit you not.
Oklahoma
Poster
Oh it’s on
Im not so sure
I'm the king of ill-timed humor and making shit extremely uncomfortable for everyone around me.
Back in 1998 I’d have spit in your face and shit on you.Fun fact. I can beat anyone at Goldeneye 64 multi-player. Give me a large Surge and some pizza rolls and ill fucking destroy anyone all day!
I’d have to concede to you now.
idk man
stlpuckhead (billrh75)
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I can lick my own eyebrows. Chicks dig it.
I wish.
I wish.
I always know what time it is within 5 minutes.
