Welfare check on TheNJNole
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I did not have 2 wins on my bingo card for FSU.
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What is less than a cupcake in the acc¿
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@TheNJNole dude don't be a puss puss. Take the lumps
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This is my favorite post of the year so far. It was @TheNJNole asking about you to start this. And fuck you shiv eat a bag of Cocks
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Bro, be sensitive. He’s been getting fucked for 2 months now… it’s not good…for him.
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1/2 cupcake. Finar ansa
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@TheNJNole would yall be able to beat @TJHalls Cock?
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@TheNJNole you could flip over and get on the Miami bandwagon. We all knew it was coming. For all yall
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I heard a dude from a Molley Hachet tribute band saying @TheNJNole is coming to answer fucking questions even as Kamala still doesn't
We will see
I ask pleasantly
No slap ass
We need emotions
We will see
I ask pleasantly
No slap ass
We need emotions
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It almost might be better to watch a team jump into the abyss like the Noles rather than a slow rot which is happening to the Tide
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Careful what you wish for...
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I was born in the middle class
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Saw this in an ESPN article and thought it was pretty good:
FSU's decline from last season's 13-0 ACC championship team is baffling, but there is one possible explanation for the precipitous fall, and it involves Norvell meeting the devil at the crossroads of I-10 and Thomasville Road before last season.
Devil: "How would you like it if I ensured you won every regular-season game en route to an ACC title?"
Norvell: "OK, but what's the catch, an awful postseason game?"
Devil: "Oh, you'll play Georgia in your bowl game -- and everyone will be talking about it afterward."
Norvell: "That actually sounds OK. But surely there's a catch. Is the 2024 team going to be a mess?"
Devil: "Why, I'll actually make sure you land a five-star QB and a bunch of Alabama players in the transfer portal."
Norvell: "Wow, that's great but, I'm still a bit dubious."
Devil: "You'll also have two legitimate All-America candidates on your 2024 team."
Norvell: "Wait, it's not going to be the kicker and punter, is it?"
Devil: "Look, are you going to sign the paperwork or not? I've got an 11:30 with Hugh Freeze, and if I'm late, he starts blaming his players."
FSU's decline from last season's 13-0 ACC championship team is baffling, but there is one possible explanation for the precipitous fall, and it involves Norvell meeting the devil at the crossroads of I-10 and Thomasville Road before last season.
Devil: "How would you like it if I ensured you won every regular-season game en route to an ACC title?"
Norvell: "OK, but what's the catch, an awful postseason game?"
Devil: "Oh, you'll play Georgia in your bowl game -- and everyone will be talking about it afterward."
Norvell: "That actually sounds OK. But surely there's a catch. Is the 2024 team going to be a mess?"
Devil: "Why, I'll actually make sure you land a five-star QB and a bunch of Alabama players in the transfer portal."
Norvell: "Wow, that's great but, I'm still a bit dubious."
Devil: "You'll also have two legitimate All-America candidates on your 2024 team."
Norvell: "Wait, it's not going to be the kicker and punter, is it?"
Devil: "Look, are you going to sign the paperwork or not? I've got an 11:30 with Hugh Freeze, and if I'm late, he starts blaming his players."
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This is really funny. That last line is cracking me up.
Sounds like it was written by a man who grew up in SW GA.
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Middle of noe class
