The Mexican Stand Off

[shiv]

You are away from the house, but need to shit. You are about to head home, but really need to shit. Try to make it home?

 

[Sgfeer]

Full guts, no glory

 

[sanction]

If you decide to go home then it’s not an emergency.

When you get out in the emergency lane and shit in a bucket
while looking at the faces of people driving by on the interstate it’s an emergency.

Ask me how I know.

 

[Jtrain80]

If you decide to go home then it’s not an emergency.

When you get out in the emergency lane and shit in a bucket
while looking at the faces of people driving by on the interstate it’s an emergency.

Ask me how I know.

I would probably just shit my pants at that point.

 

[sanction]

I would probably just shit my pants at that point.

Driving 6 hours back from Venice La after a 4 day fishing trip. Bought a case of
oranges and I ate about 8 of them. This is after drinking ridiculous amounts
of beer and pounding fried fish all week.

It was explosive and immediate. No shame zero fucks given at that point.

 

[Jtrain80]

Driving 6 hours back from Venice La after a 4 day fishing trip. Bought a case of
oranges and I ate about 8 of them. This is after drinking ridiculous amounts
of beer and pounding fried fish all week.

It was explosive and immediate. No shame zero fucks given at that point.

Did you catch anything? I am thinking about a trip for Salt water flat fishing.

 

[sanction]

Did you catch anything? I am thinking about a trip for Salt water flat fishing.

Oh yeah. We wore them out.

Where you headed for flats fishing?

 

[Jtrain80]

Texas, maybe around Galveston or further south. @sanction not sure how I screwed up a reply.

 

[AgEngDawg]

You are away from the house, but need to shit. You are about to head home, but really need to shit. Try to make it home?

Make it home if you are not near a Buccees or a QT or someplace reasonably clean.

 

[sanction]

Texas, maybe around Galveston or further south.

I have never flats fished in Texas. I would think the water would be dingy.

I know they have good trout and red fishing though.

 

[Jtrain80]

I have never flats fished in Texas. I would think the water would be dingy.

I know they have good trout and red fishing though.

That's what I am wanting to catch. Isn't that what the spot and stalk/ wade fishing is after?

 

[sanction]

That's what I am wanting to catch. Isn't that what the spot and stalk/ wade fishing is after?

Yes but you need clear water. You might find some in Texas. I know
guys catch huge trout in Baffin Bay wade fishing but I don’t think the water
is clear.

South Florida and the Keys is where that water is.

 

[TopHook]

You should see some of the places i've shitted.
I do have homes in multiple locations just for this specific reason. It's simpler.

 

[tiderollsonu]

It's the surprise shits that worry me, granddaddy always said "Never trust a woman or a fart, they'll both shit on you"

 

[Rebarcock.]

Full guts, no glory

You are away from the house, but need to shit. You are about to head home, but really need to shit. Try to make it home?

You are away from the house, but need to shit. You are about to head home, but really need to shit. Try to make it home?

I have hoverd overwindhitsnin 90s. I can regurgitate upon command.. i wentbto Catholic.. no the mathcalus

 

[Taggart]

If you decide to go home then it’s not an emergency.

When you get out in the emergency lane and shit in a bucket
while looking at the faces of people driving by on the interstate it’s an emergency.

Ask me how I know.

 

[ChicagoFats]

That's what I am wanting to catch. Isn't that what the spot and stalk/ wade fishing is after?

The Red Fish Lodge in Venice Louisiana.

 

[shiv]

 

[imprimis]

In the late 70's-early 80's when I worked with CBP during the Vietnam Boat Lift/Resettlement Program, we had a few Vietnamese come off airplanes into Customs and drop their pants and shit on the floor. Many had never seen a restroom or could read Men/Women (long before all the M/F identifying figures) on the bathroom doors.

 

[Rebarcock.]

You are away from the house, but need to shit. You are about to head home, but really need to shit. Try to make it home?

When I was 6 my dad took me skiing.. I had the runs leak out my ski plants from 5k ft up a mountain in ny. I road home naked sittitning shot gun.ii did have a 1978 blanket. Qe still fish

 

[Jtrain80]

The Red Fish Lodge in Venice Louisiana.

Ironic....Internet history says I have been to their website.

 

[d-tiger45]

drive like nascar or try to find a nice travel plaza.

fun fact, when I was a poor my toilet broke in my shitty house at the time and i couldnt afford the $200-300 to fix it,,,,, BUT

i could piss off the porch…..

To shit I’d drive the 4.1 miles to the big travel plaza off the interstate where the truckers went. I’d even take some good TP in my shorts pocket because it was clean as hell but they had shit toilet paper.

 

[Deleted member 2886]

At one point I had lived/traveled in a car for about 7-8months, numerous times resorted to shitting in bushes, using nearby leaves.
My solution to this potentially shitty situation has been to keep TP and a collapsible shovel in all my vehicles.
Plus these things are really fuckin handy for all sorts of situations,...