The best part of wakin up is

[quickfeet]

?

What do you think it is?

 

[TJHall1]

Walking around with my rock hard morning wood in front of the kids.

 

[quickfeet]

For me it is prob laying in bed for a few minutes reading the free speech forum before I start hustlin. Then I give my dog a big snuggle and go take a monster shit while I continue perusing

 

[Chris Farley]

I fuckin hate mornings
Fuck all you bastards

 

[Jtrain80]

Bout a pot of coffee in.

 

[quickfeet]

I fuckin hate mornings
Fuck all you bastards

I’m a morning person all the way. I hate the early evening time - I’m just waiting to get in bed to start a new morning

 

[tiderollsonu]

 

[Chris Farley]

I’m a morning person all the way. I hate the early evening time - I’m just waiting to get in bed to start a new morning

I don’t know why, you’d figure after 17 years in the Army, I would be...but I’m just not. I’m way more of a night owl.

plus I’m starting day 2 of my fast. I’m good right now but I was hungry af last night

 

[tiderollsonu]

I can't remember the last time I saw midnight.....

 

[ChingChongDingDong]

Reveille, Reveille mother fuckers.

I’m a morning son of a bitch whether I fall asleep at 10 p.m. or if I have to many Mirrer Rites and fall asleep at 3 a.m.

 

[Cre8ive]

Being able to reflect on what the day holds and knowing it's another chance to be a better man than you were the day before.

 

[BLatta12]

not Folgers in your cup

 

[AgEngDawg]

?

What do you think it is?

Gettin an hour in at the gym.

Got in those shoulders this morning!

Get some!!!

Was so focused on getting work done, I didn't even check out the sloots in their skin tight fabletics outfits.

 

[Chris Farley]

 

[Cre8ive]

The first half of the thread headline was the first half of a famous jingle a few decades ago that went like this: "The best part of waking up is Folger's in your cup!" How many of you just heard that jingle playing in your head?

 

[BLatta12]

The first half of the thread headline was the first half of a famous jingle a few decades ago that went like this: "The best part of waking up is Folger's in your cup!" How many of you just heard that jingle playing in your head?

Scroll 3 replies up... First thing that came to my mind as well. @Cre8ive Did you come up with this?

 

[America 1st]

I'm adjusting my sleep schedule so that I don't really have mornings anymore.

It used to be sleeping in next to the wife.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

 

[OldBuzzard]

“Papaw, make us some bacon!”

 

[Cre8ive]

Scroll 3 replies up... First thing that came to my mind as well. @Cre8ive Did you come up with this?

No, it was a real jingle for a real coffee brand - Folgers. It is still sold in many grocery stores but the advertising jingle is no longer played.

 

[STMF2X]

jackin off in the shower

 

[BLatta12]

jackin off in the shower

@absoluteUnit is that you out there?

 

[shiv]

@absoluteUnit is that you out there?

I don’t think he takes showers

 

[GatorOK]

My morning dump, then coffee, then dump.

 

[Cre8ive]

Take a load off your mind @GatorOK

 

[t_money86]

Being able to reflect on what the day holds and knowing it's another chance to be a better man than you were the day before.

 

[44Bobcats55]

You get another day?