Texas Longhorn "Situation"

[Jtrain80]

Is anyone else following this?

It is hard to put into words, but there is a stripper named the Pole Assassin and an emotional support monkey involved.

 

[TJHall1]

Is anyone else following this?

It is hard to put into words, but there is a stripper named the Pole Assassin and an emotional support monkey involved.

Link???

 

[America 1st]

Pix?

 

[Jtrain80]

OU's rivals site is having a field day with it.

 

[Jtrain80]

 

[America 1st]

@PleasureMoose
@absoluteUnit

 

[Jtrain80]

They say he is a helluva recruiter. Hope there hasn't been any monkey business going on in the back room.

 

[imprimis]

Monkey's are nasty animals. Brother had one and it flung shit everywhere.

 

[AgEngDawg]

She settled for the Special Teams Coordinator?

 

[AgEngDawg]

 

[sanction]

What does it mean Basil?

 

[sanction]

 

[PleasureMoose]

Link???

Who is Jeff Banks' stripper girlfriend, Pole Assassin?

This week, the strangest story has gone viral involving football coach Jeff Banks, who is the special teams coordinator at the University of Texas.

www.hitc.com

 

[PleasureMoose]

Jeff Banks is clearly a man who knows what he likes...and obviously a stone cold freak

 

[ttyh]

I don't see the big deal here. Guy's stripper girlfriend's monkey bites some kid who was probably wearing a scary costume that spooked the stripper girlfriend's monkey when the kid came to the door. Isn't that the essence of Halloween?

 

[TJHall1]

Guarantee that nasty bitch has had that monkey inside her more than once. Banks guy seems like a wreck as well. Perfect for the train wreck that is Texas football.

 

[quickfeet]

Who is Jeff Banks' stripper girlfriend, Pole Assassin?

This week, the strangest story has gone viral involving football coach Jeff Banks, who is the special teams coordinator at the University of Texas.

www.hitc.com

Banks coached at Bammer before - hopefully he's got some good stories about that

 

[Jtrain80]

Guarantee that nasty bitch has had that monkey inside her more than once. Banks guy seems like a wreck as well. Perfect for the train wreck that is Texas football.

Anything to distract from the 3 game losing streak.

 

[absoluteUnit]

@PleasureMoose
@absoluteUnit

I went to the art museum with mom today. This was my favorite piece

 

[America 1st]

I went to the art museum with mom today. This was my favorite piece

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Feels like it should have been bigger.

Emphasis on the feels…

 

[absoluteUnit]

Feels like it should have been bigger.

Emphasis on the feels…

Look how strong his legs are

 

[America 1st]

Look how strong his legs are

Not as strong as yore’s….

 

[absoluteUnit]

Not as strong as yore’s….

Thanks man. It takes a lot to hole up my ole bag of bones.

I found this for you

 

[America 1st]

Thanks man. It takes a lot to hole up my ole bag of bones.

I found this for you
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I just think about cooming even being a frog man who enjoys champagne.

 

[Cre8ive]

Monkey's are nasty animals. Brother had one and it flung shit everywhere.

did you kill your brother or the monkey first?

 

[Jayhacker]

We used to give em chewing gum at the zoo. The days before videos.

 

[imprimis]

did you kill your brother or the monkey first?

Interesting you say this. My brother is a licensed mortician and funeral director. He was living in the funeral home when he had the monkey. Don't know what happened to it...could have been embalmed and buried.

 

[Cre8ive]

I went to the art museum with mom today. This was my favorite piece

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Wasn't that the new sculpture on display at Clarkston Elementary School in Arkansas?

 

[absoluteUnit]

Wasn't that the new sculpture on display at Clarkston Elementary School in Arkansas?

Twas