Sword rec.

[TopHook]

I want a sword for wife's Audi.
Would like a holder for inside roof to easily unsheathe it

 

[madman71]

I want a sword for wife's Audi.
Would like a holder for inside roof to easily unsheathe it

 

[Cowboy1stn10]

Audi, that's German right? Search over.

 

[TheFiend]

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[TheFiend]

I want a sword for wife's Audi.
Would like a holder for inside roof to easily unsheathe it

What's this for?
Self defense?
Intimidation?
Just coz?

Furthermore, what's stoppin' ya?

Ya know the average vehicle is unintentionally designed with high stealth slasher stashability potentials.

Should note that interior vehicle roofs tend to be slightly curved, which isn't really ideal for large blades that need to be sheathed/unsheathed.
Kinda defeats the purpose if ya can't easily whip it out.

Regardless, all's ya need to do is:
1. Pick up any Archangel Steel, Sabersmith Inc, or other American made blade,
2. Bust out ya tools,
3. Grab some beers,
4. Get creative.

One of my tricks is to munt any old/spare belt buckle and use it as a disguise for the handle of the limb loppers wedged between the center console and passenger seat in each vehicle.

Spoiler: Example

Straight up bro. Cunts never even consider it's anything butt a buckle.
I've even had cops search my vehicles... and they ain't never said nothin'.

 

[TopHook]

What's this for?
Self defense?
Intimidation?
Just coz?

Furthermore, what's stoppin' ya?

Ya know the average vehicle is unintentionally designed with high stealth slasher stashability potentials.

Should note that interior vehicle roofs tend to be slightly curved, which isn't really ideal for large blades that need to be sheathed/unsheathed.
Kinda defeats the purpose if ya can't easily whip it out.

Regardless, all's ya need to do is:
1. Pick up any Archangel Steel, Sabersmith Inc, or other American made blade,
2. Bust out ya tools,
3. Grab some beers,
4. Get creative.

One of my tricks is to munt any old/spare belt buckle and use it as a disguise for the handle of the limb loppers wedged between the center console and passenger seat in each vehicle.

Spoiler: Example

View attachment 224101

Straight up bro. Cunts never even consider it's anything butt a buckle.
I've even had cops search my vehicles... and they ain't never said nothin'.

How long is it and how?

 

[TopHook]

What's this for?
Self defense?
Intimidation?
Just coz?

Furthermore, what's stoppin' ya?

Ya know the average vehicle is unintentionally designed with high stealth slasher stashability potentials.

Should note that interior vehicle roofs tend to be slightly curved, which isn't really ideal for large blades that need to be sheathed/unsheathed.
Kinda defeats the purpose if ya can't easily whip it out.

Regardless, all's ya need to do is:
1. Pick up any Archangel Steel, Sabersmith Inc, or other American made blade,
2. Bust out ya tools,
3. Grab some beers,
4. Get creative.

One of my tricks is to munt any old/spare belt buckle and use it as a disguise for the handle of the limb loppers wedged between the center console and passenger seat in each vehicle.

Spoiler: Example

View attachment 224101

Straight up bro. Cunts never even consider it's anything butt a buckle.
I've even had cops search my vehicles... and they ain't never said nothin'.

Teach me.

 

[TheFiend]

How long is it and how?

Depends on the vehicle/or how far ya wanna go modifying shit to fit.

Dunno 'bout an Audi, butt one of these fits nicely between an Altezza (*Lexus) passenger seat/console:

Blades only around 18" -minus the grip.
Short enough to whip out in a flash, still long enough that cunts won't fuck with ya.....unless they're packin' heat.

 

[madman71]

 

[TopHook]

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Would like to be able to pull it out smoothly while exiting the car. A Confederate saber would be ideal.

 

[ttyh]

Why not a pistol? It is 2024 after all. Swords were great for a horse and carriage, though.

 

[TopHook]

Why not a pistol? It is 2024 after all. Swords were great for a horse and carriage, though.

Already have that.
@TheFiend . Did you mount it or just slide it in with the buckle decoy?

 

[TheFiend]

Already have that.
@TheFiend . Did you mount it or just slide it in with the buckle decoy?

For the Gerber buckle decoy, I just used a couple of odd ply offcuts slipped under the floor lining on the side of the center console with a few screws securing the sheath.

Did something similar in the old Blazer with a '40s military machete, except the floor lining is the sheath.

 

[shiv]

I would suggest a Buster sword




Or as an alternative you could go with a dark moon greatword

 

[shiv]

The Master Sword would be a solid choice as well

 

[TopHook]

The Master Sword would be a solid choice as well


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@shiv

 

[TopHook]

For the Gerber buckle decoy, I just used a couple of odd ply offcuts slipped under the floor lining on the side of the center console with a few screws securing the sheath.

Did something similar in the old Blazer with a '40s military machete, except the floor lining is the sheath.

Do you have a link to Gerber buckle decoy. I have some other ideas also possibly