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Pat Flood (@rebarcock) passed away 9/21/25. Pat played a huge role in encouraging the devolopmemt of this site and donated the very first dollar to get it started. Check the thread at the top of the board for the obituary and please feel free to pay your respects there. I am going to get all the content from that thread over to his family so they can see how many people really cared for Pat outside of what they ever knew. Pat loved to tell stories and always wanted everyone else to tell stories. I think a great way we can honor Pat is to tell a story in his thread (also pinned at the top of the board).
Sword rec.
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Cowboy1stn10
Elite
Audi, that's German right? Search over.
TheFiend
Elite
TheFiend
Elite
What's this for?
Self defense?
Intimidation?
Just coz?
Furthermore, what's stoppin' ya?
Ya know the average vehicle is unintentionally designed with high stealth slasher stashability potentials.
Should note that interior vehicle roofs tend to be slightly curved, which isn't really ideal for large blades that need to be sheathed/unsheathed.
Kinda defeats the purpose if ya can't easily whip it out.
Regardless, all's ya need to do is:
1. Pick up any Archangel Steel, Sabersmith Inc, or other American made blade,
2. Bust out ya tools,
3. Grab some beers,
4. Get creative.
One of my tricks is to munt any old/spare belt buckle and use it as a disguise for the handle of the limb loppers wedged between the center console and passenger seat in each vehicle.
I've even had cops search my vehicles...
and they ain't never said nothin'.
How long is it and how?What's this for?
Self defense?
Intimidation?
Just coz?
Furthermore, what's stoppin' ya?
Ya know the average vehicle is unintentionally designed with high stealth slasher stashability potentials.
Should note that interior vehicle roofs tend to be slightly curved, which isn't really ideal for large blades that need to be sheathed/unsheathed.
Kinda defeats the purpose if ya can't easily whip it out.
Regardless, all's ya need to do is:
1. Pick up any Archangel Steel, Sabersmith Inc, or other American made blade,
2. Bust out ya tools,
3. Grab some beers,
4. Get creative.
One of my tricks is to munt any old/spare belt buckle and use it as a disguise for the handle of the limb loppers wedged between the center console and passenger seat in each vehicle.
Straight up bro. Cunts never even consider it's anything butt a buckle.
I've even had cops search my vehicles...
Teach me.What's this for?
Self defense?
Intimidation?
Just coz?
Furthermore, what's stoppin' ya?
Ya know the average vehicle is unintentionally designed with high stealth slasher stashability potentials.
Should note that interior vehicle roofs tend to be slightly curved, which isn't really ideal for large blades that need to be sheathed/unsheathed.
Kinda defeats the purpose if ya can't easily whip it out.
Regardless, all's ya need to do is:
1. Pick up any Archangel Steel, Sabersmith Inc, or other American made blade,
2. Bust out ya tools,
3. Grab some beers,
4. Get creative.
One of my tricks is to munt any old/spare belt buckle and use it as a disguise for the handle of the limb loppers wedged between the center console and passenger seat in each vehicle.
Straight up bro. Cunts never even consider it's anything butt a buckle.
I've even had cops search my vehicles...
TheFiend
Elite
Depends on the vehicle/or how far ya wanna go modifying shit to fit.
Dunno 'bout an Audi, butt one of these fits nicely between an Altezza (*Lexus) passenger seat/console:
Blades only around 18" -minus the grip.
Short enough to whip out in a flash, still long enough that cunts won't fuck with ya.....
unless they're packin' heat.
Would like to be able to pull it out smoothly while exiting the car. A Confederate saber would be ideal.
TheFiend
Elite
For the Gerber buckle decoy, I just used a couple of odd ply offcuts slipped under the floor lining on the side of the center console with a few screws securing the sheath.
Did something similar in the old Blazer with a '40s military machete, except the floor lining is the sheath.
Do you have a link to Gerber buckle decoy. I have some other ideas also possibly
TheFiend
Elite
A Gerber buckle dec...
? Wait, d'ya mean, like, for a proper store bought thing?
Coz, yeah nah I ain't got no clue aye man.
TheFiend
Elite
I rented an audi Q3 all week. I Liked it a lot. I don't recall wishing it had a swordbut I also don't recall being glad it did not
