• Pat Flood (@rebarcock) passed away 9/21/25. Pat played a huge role in encouraging the devolopmemt of this site and donated the very first dollar to get it started. Check the thread at the top of the board for the obituary and please feel free to pay your respects there. I am going to get all the content from that thread over to his family so they can see how many people really cared for Pat outside of what they ever knew. Pat loved to tell stories and always wanted everyone else to tell stories. I think a great way we can honor Pat is to tell a story in his thread (also pinned at the top of the board).

Something completely different just bc im 51


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1. Uncle Sam (intro)
[Intro]
4 ye 4 ye & 10 square, nut haired chinny chin chin An old wives tale of freedoms night & gale Hellish two for a fort night, uncle Sam's coming for his due Preying upon all ye who enter

[V1]
Samurai toung'd lips, sharpen with every gavel slam
Claws dug so deep, 6 feet is its reaping
No child safe as time records and history forgets
Just dreams of regret if U don't consent
And only the bravest knew where their freedoms went

[Hook]
Written in between the lines of parchment
By gones of the days when paratroopers
Came and went in the blink of an eye
In the gleen of a steel's glint
Cold hard G's of a void
Just too alien to ignore

[V2]
Backroom deals while we stand in line
For our bread and circuses
So what we feel like its all for shyte
Uncle Sam will set us straight
Either by being sniped or snatched in the night
Never mind the lights in the sky
Its just your eyes playing tricks on U

[Hook]

[V3]
Now sum where deep in the depths of man's soul
Rests his true destiny
But here we stand shoulder to shoulder enslaved
On claved in a world not meant for grace
Just this disgrace we call freedom

[Refrain]


2. Ten Toes
[Intro]
This little piggy was just too fat, over weight to throw a fit
This little piggy was just too pussy to revolt
This little piggy just cried like a bitch & got sent home in a box
This little piggy caught in a pedo trap
But this little piggy got his ass shot
For fuck'n roun with which what he ought not

[Hook]
When the possessed swine swoons he goes
Oink Oink Oink
When the possessed swine screams he goes
Oink Oink Oink
But when the bacons been fried that bitch just bleets as it bleeds out like
Hush Hush Hush

[V1]
Pot bellied or glazed, they can be fileted
Or raised but definitely not integrated
Maybe cheese grated & graded
On a scale of 1 to 10
These Lil hamlets couldn't ever reach
Let alone sip from this goblet of ribs let loose
U choose its just a loose bet of lips
Ships, sinks & who's gonna swim
Now out with it

[Hook x2]

[V2]
Rain into muck & they pretty much eat it up
As of its all they had even if it shows their truest of characters
Actors wearing the skins of the other humans
Legend has it long ago man was no pinker then the oinks of an Oink'er
Now with info like that U think U can really break fast
Or was the OG of this OH Jay so much to pitcher into a glass

[Hook]

[V3]
Which is worse a wolf in sheep's skin
Or a pig not aprensoius of its actual appearance
Let me catch a filthy fuck'n pig snooping roun my joint
Have that nuka squealing like a wolf pup watch'n the rival male end its entire family lines tail
And U-U can chase it all U'd like Chase
Be 1 hell of a day in hell B4 eye ever let
Any 1 of U demon possessed rejects in or near me or mines

[Refrain]

3. Limitless
[V1]
Cold but not bitter
Jaded and not yet quite torn
Sworn yet still resigned
Beholdened and beckoned
Lessons only the wind teaches
Leaches preying upon me & my
Destiny harkened & hardened
As a Golden Scepter of Intuition
Aetheric fuel for the misson
Of wandering the unknown
Yet still known as ever
Left to wither instead eye
Reverse engineered
What it was eye was seeing
And so if seeing is believing
I do believe the ferocity of this longevity
Is what carries this brevity
Now let's just say for brevity's sake
These thesises themselves is what elevates my mind
Time as foreseen as a misrepresented guide of what all space & time really is
An abysmal abyss of what if's & tragic incidents
Maybe mishaps or happenstances
So whats that make my chances
If I've Forevermore been speed date'n Death
The ultimate therapist on roll low Dex speed dial
Yet death's bitch ass never picks up
I asked God, God said ask the Gods & the Gods just pointed at the Goddess & said
Whatever that bitch it having, I'll have 3
So here I am an immortal dead man
The conundrum of all Murphys laws
Swallowed whole, indefinitely by the Universal Divine
And while U whither like a vine
I know this construct is all due to
Unwind in due time just don't
Come call'n when I send all the demons run'n
All man left me for earthly bullish
So what better way to return the favor, flavor
Than endless limitless bullets
(BANG-BANG! x10)

[Refrain]

4. Fortunes
[V1]
From an Atom into a seed, growing into a a creature who lives & breathes
Even tho he enters into a world of doom
He still demands the safety & care of the womb
Suckled to a insatiable lustful desire to be free
All I wonder is if man will ever truly see
Who hes meant to be

[Hook x2]
Given gifts but still lacks that certain sum thing
Just a hum dinger of a sure fire ringer
Just look at U man, no better than a 6 foot pile of shit
Verticle or Horizontal Alive or Expired

[V2]
Heavens prayers aren't anything like hells devils deeds
Now I could have stacked up the rungs of what it takes to fully become a mortal man
However theres a certain elevated notion
That takes over a conscience
Once U cant be conned by science
Wished to God I'd of known
What the hype was about
Cuz as of late
Fates had a better after taste
Know'n I'm not even from here

[Hook]

[V3]
Left from right to wrong quicker than the drawl & draw of a even quicker McDrawl
Hoisted up in between the stalls & stalled out
Shouts of memories & the Matrix's
Wanna be attempts to get at me
I just shut em out with their simple Simon
Sad pouts awe such little sprouts

[Refrain]

5. Wasted Time
[Intro]
Chjuah check uh check ah what
Mic check what the fuck

[Hook x2]
Stone cold with a tombstones low brim
Kane with the Rock Bottom foe yo candy asses
All razors aside this side of Ramon'll
Have U all Uso the slam'll have all on a salmon run so watch Solomon run

[V1]
U think if u drained a tank with a grouper still in it, it'd flop
Sounds a lot like the current political climate don't it
Click used to be we'd hit skip on the channel now we scroll whenever we see another scam
But continue to let these guppies takes us for all we got
Which isn't a lot of we owe God knows who
& still gotta foot the bill whenever Bigfoot's crossed line & forgotten how to fish
Properly or sloppy like just toss'n a grenade
Like bitch ur wasting my time & disturbing the ambience of nature

[Hook]

[V2]
Now which is actually scarier
A Gigantic eyeball with sharks teeth for eyelashes at the deepest depths of the sea
Or a rock or rocket hurling towards earth
Hell bend on repeating history
I don't know much earthly shit but I do know this
We went from rub'n 2 sticks to marbling humans perfectly
& yet can't figure shit from shit anyhow
Ironic isn't it?

[Hook]

[V3]
Supposedly we posses technological technologies so far beyond imagine
That they can't even tell us what it is
& then turn around & tell us we're just
Nutty conspiracy theorists when we
Invent sum thing, crack a code or just question sum thing a little to much
& then like magic we end up dead
Either by another negligent driver
A shower bar & night cap
Or just straight up capped
& thats no cap, salute Charlie

[Refrain]

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6. Tombs (skit)
[Intro]
Here lies the essence of Liberty
The heir to freedoms grace
Just sign here

[V1]
What's prosperity if happiness
Can only be found at the lengths
Ur will'n to go for its pursuits
Or a warm gun

[Hook x2]
Dead & gone before barring yo first born
& then when U test the waters a too much
U just might end up 6 feet deep

[V2]
Such a cold lonely road to roam
Said it was home
And yet no where have I found Home
Home, Home, Home

[Hook]

[V3]
Left standing in the middle of no where
All on my own & with no where to go
I left it all behind & found a new way
A new day, new day, a new day

[Hook]

[V4]
Born dead but alive just a number in their eyes
Until I bring it up
And their all just so eager to bare me as the ledger
Only if I don't know
Only if I don't know
Only if I don't know

[Refrain]

7. Hi & Low Graphics
[Hook]
If up is down & down is up
I guess this upper cuts come'n to beat U the fuck down, down, down
If it's as above & so below, all U cam just blow me at the end of a nuke
Jokes on U, I'm not even from here

[V1]
Held up to the flames as an infant when they forged my name in the Heavens
Like good God this nukas really lost his everlasting mind
Uh yeah who would wanna believe in garbage
Just a barage or bullshit that seems to keep the gears turning
Odd isn't it that these idiots claim to be anything other than
The other white meat

[Hook x2]

[V2]
Penned from the very same levy they tried to levy against me
As if I was akin, kin or would ever walk next to Levi
I'm more like a Anikan Solo, hair trigger sites for a halo
& damn trust with the steal if U know what I mean
I earn my keep (BANG-BANG!)

[Hook]

[V3]
Trust comes with a cost, sort of like a rusted soda pop can
1 minute its a thirst quencher
Next its sprung a leak like when Uncle Sam's inclined to give U a wink
While saying any leak is a nation security threat
& yet the only 1's ever held accountable
Are the very same 1's play'n
Ah ah ah can't catch meh

[Refrain]

8. Turning Tables/Table Turning
[Intro]
So if Jesus was any better than the Devil or Mohammed
Then why's he just another jew?
I think sum 1's get'n jewed here
I just know it for damne sure won't be Mr

[V1]
What greater way to teach people to be sheep, easy turn cheek
Easy mister cheeks folks get clapper for less & whether their locked up or in the streets doesn't actually matter either
Being washed away by a river leaves no trace let alone any evidence
& never mind the fact that this is supposed 2-B America
But if U don't cuck tail for Israel, then we'll
U must be Allah Akbar

[Hook]

[V2]
No longer timid & afraid citizens are finally calling shots just not the shots it actually takes to oust anything relevant
To the survival of mankind let alone this
Gutter slum dog millionaire ponzi scheme they call a dream
& once U wake up U now not only go broke
Its like nothing could ever be conjured up to just fix it
U just have to be brave enough to not only see it but able to reach out and grab it
Cuz if U don't Uncle Sam'll definitely
Act like U did & make U pay for it

[Hook]

[V3]
Oh gee neat look a couple of rats who seem to be scheme'n their next move
But if I notice it sum how that's self incriminating in & of it self
Because I questioned the narrative
Sound pretty plausible from
Charlie to Luigi like okay Uncle Sam
Whatever U say Uncle Sam (Hahaha)

[Refrain]

9. Good Luck
[Intro]
This place is pretty much already dead & gone & the sooner U grasp those facts
The sooner we might be able to get shit done around here

[V1]
Can U remember when U first started to wake up
What's changed since then if anything really
Did U loose family or friends
Did people U once thot were nuts
Only held back cuz exposing sum 1 to too much could potentially
Lead them to strap'n explosives to a jivk strap
I mean it is a trap for all intensive purposes
Just read the fine print or just try & withdrawal any amount over the daily allotment
They'll definitely make sure U got that kind of clearance or not

[Hook x2]
Agent Kay or Agent Jay
Rowdy or
Neo or Morpheus
Who are U

[V2]
Remember who U are its within U
Or are U too afraid so it'll be U
Laughing at the Jokers jokes
Which aren't even that cleaver of punchlines
Their weak ass re-told facts to that of which winged men who are no better than the thugs who killed their parents
Ought to be rented out as keepers of the house instead of the head honcho
Who thinks their sombreros will sum how save them
From whatever imaginary doomsday plot the feds come up with next

[Hook]

[V3]
Novelty life livers like a liver laid out next to a spleen which U think pays more
& thats pretty much all U need to know about the current state of the political climate
Prisoners of our own demise, word to the wise, if we owe sum 1, any 1
Well then please tell the motherfuckers to just come & try & collect
We tired of play politically correct
We can fix it all with just a couple of snap backs of the hammer (Hahaha)

[Refrain]

10. Shizzy Fizzy
[Intro]
U ready for war, we are
BANG-BANG! x5

[Hook]
Loaded up Sites set & set trip'n
Like hook'n up & re-enacting the Corral okay
I'm yer huckleberry
Six shooter 16 clip extended with a switch
Lasers for sith type bitches
Matrix glitch as of its all we ever had
Gen X might have been lost & forgotten
But we ain't forgot nothing & we will win in the end

[V1]
4 bars harder than Bane come'n for the Jokers throne
Hone in on this, I wrote it all in 1 night
Dark as fuck know'n won't nothin touch this immature mic
So I drop it like a hot pocket pussy

[Hook x2]

[V2]
Yeah U can invest in anything U think or believe will save U doesn't mean that bullshit
Will actually do anything for U & that shit'll be all on U
Just don't be look'n out for me when the time comes
If I know U, I'll come to U like the truth want'n to be known
& NoRecs is known, well known

[Hook]

[V3]
It's war & we out here, lips tighter than cunt hair site on a trigger
Marksman type shit when it gets wetter than Helene
& whether Ur a veteran or average citizen
Don't let those Dividends serve U up in end
Nothing lasts forever especially somebody else's ideas of freedom, U ready
I'm ready ooh yah boys I'm ready
Oh so fuck'n ready (BANG-BANG! x5)

[Refrain]

11. Diddy'd
[Intro]
When they say they've got the deal of a lifetime for U-U best not take it, that's yo life

[V1]
Sign with what a scoff cuz I'd rather
Have the lotion lathered & slathered on
Ghosts of punk pathetic peons
Just look at this Lion roaring on
What's the difference between being good verse evil
Weasles & parasites that's what
So when I'm clutch'n the pen U best pray
I never pick up the true pen

[Hook]
Set up from the get up as all get out
Diddy'd & they didn't even mind tho
Not me tho, Notorious Outlaw
Set up from the get up & as all get out
Diddy'd & they didn't even mind tho
Not me tho, Notorious Outlaw

[V2]
Which is it
A solid iron, basically steel rock
Being rocketed across the galaxies
Straight towards earth
Or a bunch of unknowns taken census along the shores
Weather wars or wars by proxy
That are supposed to due us in
Is it the taxes or the laughs behind out backs at us
Which is it, we're pretty much hip to all of it
& there isn't much they can pull on us anymore
I just wonder which 1 of U it'll be
B4 any 1 of U grows a pair & goes there

[Hook]

[V3]
Bought the only thing I'm counting on
Is the God given Freewill God gave me
Its a greater feel'n know'n I ain't even from here
Strange how fear has them all wrapped up in the vipers brooded cloak
Of jokes snickers & sneers just steers driven
To do nothing more but once I step on the scene
U might wanna rethink see'n meh
On a mic or on the battlefield
Soons this shit goes boom
Good fuck'n luck catch'n or keep'n up

[Refrain]

12. Credits
Now who should thank
My parents
The assholes who set me up for a life of torment
All the jews who fucked me over for 10 dollars over rent
Or all the oinkers jailers courts & g men
Who've slammed my back up against this wall known as home
Thank who all these snakes whom've looked at me like fresh fish
Sum kind of scheme or switch move to get over on
Thank what these demons Who've stolen all the children's innocents over the centuries
Think I'll just thank my damned self
Than thank'n any incling of anything known
I'd rather thank & pay homage to the unknown
The only thing that's ever driven me
If thats God the Gods or the Goddess
Then call me whatever & the fuck U'd like
I'd of wrote & spit this entire episode in 1 day, if I had the time & space
For now tho I'm just Drifting in & out of reality
Stroke'n the moment when I can finally open up & thank the Heavens
For being the one & only Gods last son
So start duck'n son!


13. End Show (outro)
[Intro]
Uh-oh ya'll've gone & done it now tho

[Hook x2]
If I had a million dollars, I'd blow it in an hour tops bet
If I had a million dollars, I buy some Rockets & let wm have it
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy a rocket, highjack a silo, launch & pull it

[V1]
What's a life if it was taken B4 it could ever mature just a pile of manure
Memoirs of a ward but really
What's really weird is the facts
Which is what a what if or if what
Threats of who nuts & who's not
So whats a name if ur all going
Into the Lake of fire, fire, fire

[Hook]

[V2]
Burn, burn, burn
It's all I've dreamed
Mortally torn between
Your world & mine
Your world & mine

[Hook]

[V3]
Just line em all up
I'm out for the night
Gone, gone, gone
(BANG-BANG! x5)
 

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